Los Angeles Tournament

[TβG]

It depends on when people are available. Again, it also depends on the number of people, but I would think starting around noon would work. If we have more people entered, maybe we'll have to make it later. Really, I'm game for anyt type of all-holes-filled action (because my wife is away).

Feel free to requote that last part.

[broiler]

i am going to the giants game on friday night so i couldnt leave until saturday morning.  but if you make it around 2 or 3 i could definately make it.  also, i will only come down there if i am guaranteed a trip to jumbos clown room

[fightonusc]

i am going to the giants game on friday night so i couldnt leave until saturday morning.  but if you make it around 2 or 3 i could definately make it.  also, i will only come down there if i am guaranteed a trip to jumbos clown room

This can be arranged, both the timing and the trip to Jumbo's Clown Room (I live very close). Have you been before, and are you fully prepared for what awaits you inside?

[broiler]

i lived in hollywood for a year.  you could say i was a regular down at jumbos.

[Mike D.]

Explain the essence of the clown room, if you would.

[fightonusc]

It's either the worst or greatest strip club in the world, depending on your point of view. On a good night, it's a punk rock kind of strip club, with the type of girls that Gantry would get major Bonerage over. On a bad night...it's dancers with fresh scars. Courtney Love used to work there before she met Kurt, as an example. It is, however, never a dull moment.

[Mike D.]

There was a joint in Atlanta called Tattletales that sounds very similar.  My friends and I called it "Where Strippers Go to Die".  It is also full of fetish type dancers- old ladies, giant hairy bushes, bodybuilders, tattoo's all over.  Basically the greatest place ever.  I forgot to mention that I coerced an old lady stripper into making out with me.  She had a son my age.  Gross?  Or very, very hot?

[fightonusc]

Jumbo's Web site, featuring a gallery of Safe For Work pictures.

Also, the answer is "both".

[broiler]

There was a joint in Atlanta called Tattletales that sounds very similar.  My friends and I called it "Where Strippers Go to Die".  It is also full of fetish type dancers- old ladies, giant hairy bushes, bodybuilders, tattoo's all over.  Basically the greatest place ever.  I forgot to mention that I coerced an old lady stripper into making out with me.  She had a son my age.  Gross?  Or very, very hot?

thats funny, jumbos clown room sells shirts that claim that jumbos is "where strippers go to die."  jumbos has amputees, skinhead nazis, overweight mexican trannies, all kinds of great shit

[Mike D.]

If one of you doesn't buy me that T-shirt, I will hunt you all down and kill you.

[fightonusc]

Done.

[broiler]

usc, you can officially count me in.  i am going to try to persuade caveman to come too

[fightonusc]

Good. Dennis Kim (from The Hammer of the Gods group in NoCal) is also in, as is TBG and probably Fryak (former Dee-Nee poster). Also, probably  Marshall (the guy that interviewed TBT for his RBI Baseball Documentary) and one of his friends.

[fightonusc]

And if anyone is interested, I started a MySpace for RBI Baseball in LA at http://groups.myspace.com/losangelesrbi.

[TbT]

i am going to try to persuade caveman to come too

[broiler]

if only he'd take off that damn rubber it would make it so much easier on me

[fknmclane]

It's either the worst or greatest strip club in the world, depending on your point of view. On a good night, it's a punk rock kind of strip club, with the type of girls that Gantry would get major Bonerage over. On a bad night...it's dancers with fresh scars. Courtney Love used to work there before she met Kurt, as an example. It is, however, never a dull moment.

Holy crap.  Next time I'm in SoCal (third week of May,) you're taking me.  That is that.

[broiler]

theres a good chance caveman is in.

[broiler]

caveman is out, but he would just make northern california look bad anyways.  i will be bringing my A game, so you better practice

[TβG]

hey fighton, hook me up with fryak and i'll see if he wants to drive together.