Worst nintendo game ever.....

[ben seaver]

Ultimate Basketball
Athena
MLB Baseball with the "green screen" after a hit
but my top pick is American Gladiators with the IMPOSSIBLE rock climb.

[Gantry]

Athena was a truly shitty game, good call... 

[Gantry]

PS - I bought Bible Adventures at a thrift store on Friday, can't wait to give that a shot...

[BeefMaster]

PS - I bought Bible Adventures at a thrift store on Friday, can't wait to give that a shot...

I have that game, although I haven't played it for more than 5 minutes at a time and don't have the book to know exactly what I'm doing.  I do know that it's possible to throw baby Moses in the river...

[TempoGL]

my parents got nintendo for me and my brother in 1986 for christmas.  i remember that the box said "from santa" and my mom was like "let's see what santa got for you boys!" and i remember saying "that wasn't santa, this is your hand writing!"  what a little bastard.

anyways, we didn't get the version that had a zapper.  just the two controllers and super mario bros.  of course a week later my dad ended up going out and buying a zapper and Hogan's Alley.  my dad also bought Burgertime as part of the christmas present (althought that part was probably more for him), because he used to spend a ton of time playing that in video arcades.   he also likes burgers.  so do i.  good call.

in conclusion, since then I have personally purchased a Genesis, Game Gear, THREE different versions of Game Boy, a Sega Saturn, a Dreamcast, a Gamecube, and a PS2.  The only system I have in my apartment is the very nintendo I got for Christmas 19 years ago.  Thank you and goodnight.

By the way, the worst NES game is far and away Silent Service.

[ericdavisfan]

10 Yard Fight is the bomb-diggity.

Briznock is starting to remind me of Ray Finkle.

"Dan Marino should die of gonnorhea and rot in hell.  Care for a cookie?"

I can still hear that obnoxious "drum beat" that rat a tat tatted during each play in 10 yard fight.  That alone drove me nuts

Tick ticka tick ticka tick ticka tick














Laces out 

[TβG]

bump.

[Gantry]

Not a lot of discussion about the worst NES game ever in this thread.  Let me save someone a requote...

I don't care what Seanbaby says, Deadly Towers is a damn good game and FAR from the worst ever.   Some recent choices:

1)  MUSCLE Wrestling
2)  Tag Team Wrestling
3)  Phantom Fighter

[Gerlost]

It's still Bible Adventures.

[redfanrod]

Well no one expected that.  I am fuck as drunk but I know an out and out lie when I see one.  Let me hijack/salvage this thread by asking (in the spirit of our movie threads)  - What is the absolute worst NES game?

Worst game ever? Just bought it at a garage sale for $4. Mario Andretti Racing... terrible Formula 1 simulation (try shifting gears and driving at the same time). It was an impulse buy (even included the original box) and was a big mistake. There are 10-30 better driving games for the NES (Super Sprint, Excitebike, even R.C. Pro-Am)...

Go Reds...

[broiler]

you should have put the EVEN before excitebike instead of RC pro am.

[VerlairWightSL]

No game tops Home Alone 2 for the NES in shittiness. Yes, there was a Home Alone 2 game for the NES, and it fucking sucked. Fucking. Sucked. It makes some bad games released on the NES look like a classic.

[nomaaa]

defender of the crown.

I can still hear that obnoxious "drum beat" that rat a tat tatted during each play in 10 yard fight.  That alone drove me nuts

Tick ticka tick ticka tick ticka tick

what's worse, is in elway's football, that "do do do do dee do" before every fucking play. and you can do that gay reverse for the lightning fast td.

[TempoGL]

i am so sick of people praising excitebike, that game is mediocre at best.  last night i went and had a few beers with people from work.  this one girl called me out on doing immature things, and i admitted that i have my NES, with RBI Baseball, in my trunk.  nacho and i are going to get some playing done later today, hopefully.  but i digress...people were saying i should bring it into the bar, and then were mentioning some games that they would like to play.  the first word out of one guy's mouth was "Excitebike!" i damn near slapped him.

for some reason, everyone has great memories of that game.  unfortunately, it blows goats.

[BDawk]

How does everyone pronounce Excitebike...
Excite-a -bike or Excitebike?

I say the latter

[Gantry]

Why would you pronounce it the first way? 

[TempoGL]

i have never, in all my years of wanton NES discussion, heard someone say "excite-a-bike"...i think you made that up just to create controversy...

[Gantry]

Consider yourself warned BDawk... 

[TempoGL]

PS - I bought Bible Adventures at a thrift store on Friday, can't wait to give that a shot...

gantry, what thrift store was this?  i'm always on the lookout for new places to get NES games from.

[Gantry]

It was way the fuck out northwest, by Woodstock.  THey only had about 10 games, not worth the drive...