Stock Fantasy Stats/Standings

[Attezz]

Viva los Generalisimos!

Also I'm still trying to figure out why team Stock's abbreviation has a W in it.

Out of curiosity, do you ever lean into pitches to take the HBP?  Thanks for the update, by the way.

No idea about the "W".  Ask Kips; it's his team.

No leaning into pitches.

Your name was once StockW

[Mr. Blubbo]

Now that I think about it, I meant to type Guerrero but with all the Nokes hoopla...shit I just want to make the playoffs and have a chance at the title!

[GDavis]

Nokes has less HRs than the guy I drafted in the last round

[Mr. Blubbo]

nice

[Gantry]

The Poopybutts are clutch!  Potatoes shows shows why he was the first pick.  Rack's team lacks a leader, they spend the whole time fighting with Nokes in the dugout.  A fat clubhouse cancer, the worst kind...

[WeatherMatt]

Losing 29-28 sucks.  Especially considering the games that Coleman and Baines (my 1/2 guys had).

But The Racktacular Nation are for real.  Averging 5.78 runs per inning is 3rd in the league and only 0.08 behind the leader(s).  Keep it up team. 

BTW Stock.  How did Matty Fatty Nokes do in game #2?

Actually, I looked closer because I didn't believe the 5.78 runs/inning, and it's wrong. Your innings weren't updated. Since you've played 18 innings instead of nine, your R/I average dips to 2.89, good enough for ninth in the league.

[OctoFranco]

Excuse me while I take a dump in Rack's Cheerios for the second time in this thread.

[Mr. Blubbo]

Losing 29-28 sucks.  Especially considering the games that Coleman and Baines (my 1/2 guys had).

But The Racktacular Nation are for real.  Averging 5.78 runs per inning is 3rd in the league and only 0.08 behind the leader(s).  Keep it up team. 

BTW Stock.  How did Matty Fatty Nokes do in game #2?

Actually, I looked closer because I didn't believe the 5.78 runs/inning, and it's wrong. Your innings weren't updated. Since you've played 18 innings instead of nine, your R/I average dips to 2.89, good enough for ninth in the league.

WTF!

[Mr. Blubbo]

I'm done talking.  I'm gonna let my players do the talking on the field.

[GDavis]

The new "News" item is awesome

[Stock]

Losing 29-28 sucks.  Especially considering the games that Coleman and Baines (my 1/2 guys had).

But The Racktacular Nation are for real.  Averging 5.78 runs per inning is 3rd in the league and only 0.08 behind the leader(s).  Keep it up team. 

BTW Stock.  How did Matty Fatty Nokes do in game #2?

Actually, I looked closer because I didn't believe the 5.78 runs/inning, and it's wrong. Your innings weren't updated. Since you've played 18 innings instead of nine, your R/I average dips to 2.89, good enough for ninth in the league.

Sorry Rack.
I am trying my best to make your team look better than it actually is.
Too bad we have such a detail oriented crew here.

Will have the "standings" fixed when I update the results for week 3.

[Gantry]

And by "standings fixed" I assume you mean to strike that week 1 asswhooping off my record...

[Stock]

WS   SL  3-13   (1);  DCincs & Pucket, 2/2, HR, 3 RBI each
SW   fS  40-34;  Jones, 7/8, 3 HR, 8 RBI   
ON   Gn  13-23 (5);  Cansco, 4/4, 4 HR, 7 RBI
PB   JW  33-35;  Heath, 4/7, 2 HR, 8 RBI
RN   SF  2-12   (1);  DWEvns, 2/2, HR, 5 RBI

Other notables:
Ripken (SW), 5/7, 3 HR, 9 RBI
Strwby (SW), 5/8, 3 HR, 7 RBI
Joyner (Gn), 4/5, 2 HR, 6 RBI
Armas (fS), 7/8, 4 HR, 8 RBI in a losing effort
Gibson (JW), 6/8, 3 HR, 6 RBI
Dwning (JW), 6/7, 3 HR, 5 RBI
Tramml (PB), 5/8, 3 HR, 7 RBI in a losing effort
McGwir (RN), 1/1, solo homer

For Rack:  Nokes, 1/1, 2B, 1 RBI (acounted for half the RBIs in the game)
Coleman extends his hitless streak to 6 ABs (currently the longest in the league).

Gwynn, Pndltn, Colemn, Baines, Mitchl, Johnsn, Burlesn, JCruz, Yngbld, Boggs, & THerr are the only 11 players w/o a home run yet.
HoJo is the only player w/o an extra base hit yet.

Player of the week is "The hChemist".  4000 slugging in 4 abs (perfect game!).

GDavis slipped a bit in week 3 only going 1/4 (however, still a home run).
Raines continues to be hot with 6 hits and 2 more homers in the leadoff spot.

Rack has arguably the best player on his team so far this year (Big Mac), batting .800 and slugging 2.267 with 17 ribbies.

The X-factor for the 1st place Generalisimos may be Blank Morris, who has quietly batted .900 in the 8-spot.

[Attezz]

About friggin time.

Stock still kinda sucks though, although we're about to embark on a fourteen game win streak.

[Mr. Blubbo]

I call foul!  2 runs against the computer?!  I protest this week 3 contest.

[Attezz]

I call foul!  2 runs against the computer?!  I protest this week 3 contest.

[OctoFranco]

I like jokes that only I get.

Don't feel bad though.  I'm the same way.

[WeatherMatt]

Eesh. Not the greatest of weeks.

Still, we're solidly in the top half of the league and look to rebound against next week's unfortunate soul.

[Gantry]

35-33, yowsa...  The Poopybutts need a gut check soon

[Stock]

Week 4 matchups.

WS vs   RN - the early battle for last place.
Gn vs   SW
SL vs   SF
JW vs   fS
ON vs   PB