There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

Started by rdub, 12/20/06, 03:21:20 PM

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Flood

Quote from: Gerlost on 02/21/07, 07:07:04 PM
I'll be DD provided rdub let's me drive the Jag that looks like a fkn Ford Taurus.  And I know he will.
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

TbT

Reception song request...
The Toasters-covering Spencer Tillman Davis band-Gimme some lovin'

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rdub

Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/23/07, 08:17:43 AM
Quote from: Gerlost on 02/21/07, 07:07:04 PM
I'll be DD provided rdub let's me drive the Jag that looks like a fkn Ford Taurus.  And I know he will.

fuck you rack. my car looks nothing like a taurus.

Flood

Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

rdub

exchanged a few PM's with WhyDon'tIHaveAshorterNameInsteadOfYouCan'tBeatMyBoston, who literally lives 2 blocks from me and he is going to put in an appearence Friday night and meet the Dee-nee crew.

Flood

Got any little projects he can work on while we're out puking drinking?
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

rdub

If by "little projects" you mean "your mouth" and by working on, you mean "fucking like it belonged to Ralph Macchio" then yes, yes I do.

rdub

the tradition around these parts, and maybe it's the same everywhere else, is that while the bride and bridesmaids get lit on champagne in some room in the church while they are getting ready, it is completely accpetable, damn near encouraged, that the menfolk (in this case the groom, groomsmen and groom's internet friends) tailgate in the parking lot. before the ceremony.

whats great is that the room that we'll be getting ready in, has an exit around the side of the church, I'm thinking we put a cooler around the side there and enjoy libations in relative privacy, away from the parking lot. The service is at 4 but we have to get there at least 2 hours early to take pictures with just the dudes, and then we'll have at least an hour and a half to kill before the service. All dee-nee'rs will be welcome to arrive at the church early to share in this.

Flood

The wife has been giving me a little shit about wanting to meet up with you guys on Friday night....the guilt-trip has begun in earnest.
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

fknmclane

Quote from: rdub on 03/05/07, 01:35:47 PM
the tradition around these parts, and maybe it's the same everywhere else, is that while the bride and bridesmaids get lit on champagne in some room in the church while they are getting ready, it is completely accpetable, damn near encouraged, that the menfolk (in this case the groom, groomsmen and groom's internet friends) tailgate in the parking lot. before the ceremony.

whats great is that the room that we'll be getting ready in, has an exit around the side of the church, I'm thinking we put a cooler around the side there and enjoy libations in relative privacy, away from the parking lot. The service is at 4 but we have to get there at least 2 hours early to take pictures with just the dudes, and then we'll have at least an hour and a half to kill before the service. All dee-nee'rs will be welcome to arrive at the church early to share in this.

We had surprisingly little time between pictures and the start of the actual ceremony at my brother's wedding, rdub.  Pictures fucking took forever and once the groomsmen were all done, the groom still can't get away.  Here's to hoping you have a bit more time, and if not, that you have a flask of good whiskey handy.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Flood

I resorted to slamming a couple shots of Wild Turkey and 2 Bud Lites before my wedding....Here's to hoping you have better taste than me.
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

Nacho

Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/05/07, 03:57:24 PM
I resorted to slamming a couple shots of Wild Turkey and 2 Bud Lites before my wedding....Here's to hoping you have better taste than me.

I was in a wedding last summer with an open bar for the wedding party before the wedding started.  We were ordering drinks up until about 2 minutes before we were supposed to walk down the aisle... it was great, and made for worried parents of the groom.  I was very worried I'd have to pee in mid-ceremony, though it was an outdoor wedding so I guess I could have just went behind a tree.

rdub

the dudes are taking their pictures first and then we have to make ourselves scarce while the broads take there photos. (the fiancee and I arren't seeing each other before the ceremony)

there will be plenty of time for drinking and whatnot (maybe some more ship capt. and crew)

fknmclane

Quote from: rdub on 03/05/07, 04:45:31 PM
the dudes are taking their pictures first and then we have to make ourselves scarce while the broads take there photos. (the fiancee and I arren't seeing each other before the ceremony)

there will be plenty of time for drinking and whatnot (maybe some more ship capt. and crew)

That's awesome that the pictures are after the ceremony and you won't see her one bit until she comes down the aisle.  Just don't puke on the altar.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

TbT

Quote from: TBT on 02/23/07, 09:41:28 PM
Reception song request...
The Toasters-covering Spencer Tillman Davis band-Gimme some lovin'


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rdub

apparently I can't put everyone's screen names on the place cards.

I need first and last names for Strassy, Goreds, Nightwulf and Flodd.

Nacho

Quote from: rdub on 03/07/07, 07:03:31 PM
apparently I can't put everyone's screen names on the place cards.

I need first and last names for Strassy, Goreds, Nightwulf and Flodd.

Awesome dilemma to have.

rdub

Quote from: rdub on 03/07/07, 07:03:31 PM
apparently I can't put everyone's screen names on the place cards.

I need first and last names for Strassy, Goreds, Nightwulf and Flodd.

the sooner the better guys. She asked me for this information a week ago and I've been dragging my feet on this.

fathedX


rdub

and it doesn't have to be those guys responding. if any of you other fuckers know these fuckers real names. please post.