Official Rdub's Bachelor Party/Weekend of Debauchery Thread

[rdub]

I feel like Cartman waiting on that damn Wii to get to stores. I'm looking forward to this 900 times more than my actual wedding or honeymoon.

I just noticed that our penthouse includes a private elevator, access to consierge lounge where I hope we can loot/find drinks and mixers and we're supposed to get limo service from the airport, although I think asking them to make 6 trips to pick us up is asking a bit much, I would imagine it includes 1 trip to pick you up but I'm hoping MikeD can harass them into making at  least 2 trips and we can all organize our arrival times thustly.

Also, Golf is arranged, I'll have final #'s for cost and the # to call to pay for your share when Jameybaxter gets off his lazy ass and posts it here.

Also, Does anyone have any suggestions for a good steak place. I'm talking, dead-man walking-last-meal-before-you-die quality and am ready to pony up some serious dough. The Bellagio has the "Prime Steakhouse" which they advertise as being like a 1930's style speakeasy and that has AWESOME written all over it. We should probably make some reservations for that too since we're a party of 8.

[fknmclane]

This bachelor party is going to put me in the fucking poor house you bastard.  Having said that, I'm very excited.

[rdub]

what are you talking about? golf and steaks is are about the only thing you'll have to pay for. they have free snacks at all times on the hospitality floor where we can raid it like a buffet like the white trash that we are for most of our meals. room has a fridge so we'll load up on booze at the grocery store.

the only thing you should be out of pocket as far as expenses go are drinks at the bar (which we should all be pretty loaded from pre-heating in the room) and all the lap dances/hand jobs you're going to buy me at the squirrel farm.

[fknmclane]

We gonna get all dressed up for steak night?

[moses]

Can Carly and I come?

[fightonusc]

OK, when does everyone's flights arrive? Mine gets in at 11:05 a.m. It would be good to know if I should wait for other people to land (i.e. suck some drinks down at the airport bar) or head to the hotel.

[rdub]

OK, when does everyone's flights arrive? Mine gets in at 11:05 a.m. It would be good to know if I should wait for other people to land (i.e. suck some drinks down at the airport bar) or head to the hotel.

my flight gets in at 10:45. I think mostly everyone gets in around 11 so we should all be able to cram into the limo.

[rdub]

Can Carly and I come?

sure but you have to service all 9 guys in whatever capacity demanded of you.

[fknmclane]

MikeD and I are driving up together. My lips will probably be pretty chapped by the time we get there.

[rdub]

MikeD and I are driving up together. My lips will probably be pretty chapped by the time we get there.

Job 1 when we get there will be to make a grocery store/liqour store run unless you fellas want a shopping list and want to knock this out on the way up or before everyone gets in.

[fightonusc]

MikeD and I are driving up together. My dick shaft will probably be pretty chapped by the time we get there.

Don't drink and drive, kids...and don't receive hand jobs and drive, either...

[moses]

Can Carly and I come?

sure but you have to service all 9 guys in whatever capacity demanded of you.

Just wondering who is going?

[rdub]

AND NO FUCKING QUESTIONS ASKED!

[moses]

Ha That is a lot to expect for one girl. I must say are you paying for my plane tickets, steak dinner, and golf?

[rdub]

First of all...didn't I just fucking say "NO QUESTIONS"

Second of all, I thought you were brining Carly

and Third, you want to crash MY bachelor party and you want US to pay for it?

Fourth of All, the only things being offered are buckets of semen and shame

[moses]

first:  i was going to send robot moses to the party.

Second: Robot carly was going with her

Third: I already made it quite clear in a few other posts I did not want to be in the same place as you and MikeD. As i think this would be a bad idea to begin with.

Fourth: Do you get your buckets of semen from TBT?

[rdub]

I get in at 11:30

USC and baxter, what time are you cats getting in?

[fightonusc]

11:08 a.m. on United.

[Guy Smiley]

This get together will be a hoot!  I cannot wait!

[fknmclane]

Also, Does anyone have any suggestions for a good steak place. I'm talking, dead-man walking-last-meal-before-you-die quality and am ready to pony up some serious dough. The Bellagio has the "Prime Steakhouse" which they advertise as being like a 1930's style speakeasy and that has AWESOME written all over it. We should probably make some reservations for that too since we're a party of 8.

Prime looks like it will work out okay.  Good reviews across the board and while it sounds like we'll get some great steaks it isn't going to break the bank ($48 is the most expensive main course.)

Where's the damn golf info?!