Official Rdub's Bachelor Party/Weekend of Debauchery Thread

[Flood]

so jealous

[fknmclane]

The Saint made her feelings about said bachelor party/weekend of debauchery known yesterday evening.  Let's just say she's not too thriled about it and a bit nervous.  That's a damn shame, because I'm officially excited for this thing.

[rdub]

The Saint made her feelings about said bachelor party/weekend of debauchery known yesterday evening.  Let's just say she's not too thriled about it and a bit nervous.  That's a damn shame, because I'm officially excited for this thing.

and what, specifically, is she concerned about?

[moses]

What every woman is concerned about.

[BDawk]

crabs?

[rdub]

i can't imagine that the saint doesn't trust mclane completely and i can't imagine that she'd give two shits about what the rest of us got up to.

[fknmclane]

The Saint made her feelings about said bachelor party/weekend of debauchery known yesterday evening.  Let's just say she's not too thriled about it and a bit nervous.  That's a damn shame, because I'm officially excited for this thing.

and what, specifically, is she concerned about?

Probably just her usual concern that I'll come home not having showered or changed the entire weekend and will have consumed enough alcohol in two and half days to kill a small village.  During consumption of said alcohol she's no doubt worried about the typical retarded decisions I make and the tendency that I have of being loud and obnoxious.  My experience at the blackjack table during my last trip to Vegas is also in the back of her mind, I'm sure.

Also, while she's nuts about you, I'm not so sure she totally trusts you.

What every woman is concerned about.

Me cheating on her?  Not a fucking chance.  I'd beat my cock with a hammer and then drive a railroad spike up it before I did that.

[moses]

No i was thinking of that movie Very Bad Things.... you know where they get all drunk and kill that stripper.

Seriously not every woman is concerned about cheating mostly just general concern that your going to get into some kind of serious trouble. Much like you have already described including fights.

[Flood]

My wife is usually concerned with me dying of alcohol poisoning.

[BeefMaster]

My experience at the blackjack table during my last trip to Vegas is also in the back of her mind, I'm sure.

I don't recall this story... care to refresh my memory?

[Mr. Blubbo]

Make sure that no one puts steak sauce on their steak.

[Nacho]

Or wears jean shorts.

[fightonusc]

Or steals your bacon.

And you let her know that I was going, right? That should put her mind at ease, because there's no way you would get into any trouble with me going.

[fknmclane]

My experience at the blackjack table during my last trip to Vegas is also in the back of her mind, I'm sure.

I don't recall this story... care to refresh my memory?

See Tuesday and my interaction with various black jack dealers.  Good times.

Or steals your bacon.

And you let her know that I was going, right? That should put her mind at ease, because there's no way you would get into any trouble with me going.

Anyone touches my bacon they're a fucking dead man.

Yup, she knows you're going as well.  Believe it or not, this actually helped her worries.

[fightonusc]

Sara hasn't said one thing about the bachelor party yet. I think at this point, she looks at any Dee-Nee gathering like I'm a reservist going to fight in Iraq, just for a weekend instead of a year. And with a slightly better chance of me returning home in one piece.

[TβG]

And you let her know that I was going, right? That should put her mind at ease, because there's no way you would get into any trouble with me going... we'll be fenced in.

[Mike D.]

DEE-NEE!!! MCLANE AND I ARE NOW FLYING!!!  No more 5 hours drive!

[fknmclane]

The weekend just got that much better.  Instead of waiting five hours to get to Vegas, we'll now be there in ten minutes (hour time change, bitches!)

Mike and I will be getting wasted at the airport bar waiting for the rest of you fuckers to show up.  Our flight gets in at 8:50 I think.

[rdub]

DEE-NEE!!! MCLANE AND I ARE NOW FLYING!!!  No more 5 hours drive!

nice. i've got the arrival times for all but one partier. one of my other buddies gets in between 8 and 9 so you can meet up with him.

we're going to have to come up with a new way to get the necessary libations for the room. do you know if you can travel with unopened alcohol in your carry on? I've got to imagine whatever grocery store is near the strip would overcharge for everything.

[Mike D.]

Guy, we make the limo stop at a store.  Relax, I'll take care of it.