Official Rdub's Bachelor Party/Weekend of Debauchery Thread

[Mike D.]

Preliminary Agenda:

Itinerary:
Friday:
Limo Pick-up at Airport:  12pm
Lunch at Bellagio:  1-2pm
Obstacle Course: 2:15pm
7 Game Asshole: 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Hitting the Floor for Gambling: 4-6:30
Dinner (somewhere) Congregate at Predetermined Location in Bellagio: Leave at 7pm
Regroup at Hotel: 8:30pm
RDub’s Gambling Game: 9:30- 10:30
Go to Bar/Club: Leave at 11

Saturday:
Breakfast, Gambling, Whatever:  Wake-up until 11
Golf:  Leave Hotel at 11:00
Golf: 12pm – 6pm
Dinner: 7pm at steakhouse
Spearmint Rhino: After dinner, until RDub wants to leave

[Mike D.]

Paid for golf, sprung for the Taylor Mades.

[broiler]

you're not leaving enough time for eating and gambling

[rdub]

Preliminary Agenda:

Itinerary:
Friday:
Limo Pick-up at Airport:  12pm
Lunch at Bellagio:  1-2pm
Obstacle Course: 2:15pm
7 Game Asshole: 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Hitting the Floor for Gambling: 4-6:30
Dinner (somewhere) Congregate at Predetermined Location in Bellagio: Leave at 7pm
Regroup at Hotel: 8:30pm
RDub's Gambling Game: 9:30- 10:30
Go to Bar/Club: Leave at 11

Saturday:
Breakfast, Gambling, Whatever:  Wake-up until 11
Golf:  Leave Hotel at 11:00
Golf: 12pm – 6pm
Dinner: 7pm at steakhouse
Spearmint Rhino: After dinner, until RDub wants to leave

any particular reason we're doing the squirrel farm saturday night as opposed to friday night.

[fknmclane]

Mike and I discussed this yesterday and we figured Friday night at the titty bar would not be a good idea as we'd all be way too fired up.  If we go Saturday after dinner we'll have just eaten a big ass steak and will be looking forward to "relaxing" a bit with plenty of tits and ass.  What do you think?

Also, I was talking to my dad this evening and he told me I wouldn't be seeing him this weekend because he and my mom are going to Vegas with another couple.  I had no idea they were going up, they had no idea I was going up.  They're also meeting my aunt and uncle from Cincinnati up there so I regret to inform you (rdub, MikeD, fighton, etc) that I'm going to have to get away for a couple hours one of the nights.

Not sure how I'm going to work it yet but I really have to meet up with my relatives and my parents, it wouldn't be right if I didn't.

[Mike D.]

You're a fucking pussy cocksucking idiot.  You weren't going to see them before, anyway.  Get your family's balls out of your mouth and attend RDubs bachelor party.

Squirrel Farm on Saturday is by far the better idea.  Dressed up for steak dinner, and a little more relaxed, as mclane said.

[rdub]

Now that you put it that way, it does sound pretty good. And Mclane, you little bitch ass cunt, you're already skipping my wedding for familial obligations and now you want to cut n' run on my bachelor party?

I'm just bustin' your balls. If you want to go meet up with them, that's fine, might I suggest breakfast with them Saturday morning while we are all still asleep. It may be the only time you will be coherent the entire weekend.

As far as gambling is concerned friday night, it might be fun to find some meaningless game on in one of the sports books and we could all put money on it and scream our drunken asses off for Arkansas Pine Bluff or something.

[fknmclane]

I'm just bustin' your balls. If you want to go meet up with them, that's fine, might I suggest breakfast with them Saturday morning while we are all still asleep. It may be the only time you will be coherent the entire weekend.

Thank you for understanding, rdub.  I was thinking the same thing, that breakfast might be my only shot.  The other thought I had was maybe after golf, as I think we might have some time between finishing that up and our big dinner.  My only concern with that, as you mentioned, is that I might be a puddle by that point.  Breakfast is looking better and better.

I will make a deal with you fuckers as a show of good faith.  If I do end up meeting with my family and it is NOT breakfast and cuts into our time together, I will do a shot of jager for every half hour that I am away from the group.  Deal?

[rdub]

how does YOU taking shots make anything better. I say, for every half an hour you are away from the group, it's another lap dance you owe me.

[fknmclane]

how does YOU taking shots make anything better. I say, for every half an hour you are away from the group, it's another lap dance you owe me.

It makes it better/worse for me.  The shot could be viewed as a penalty.

Don't worry about the lap dances, you're gonna have tits in your face for a few hours straight.

[fightonusc]

Does anyone have any ideas for nightclubs on Friday night? I'm not much of a club person by nature, so this is my one area of Vegas information that I'm kind of lacking in. (Given my preferences, I'd wind up at a place like the World-Famous Double Down Saloon, but I doubt this would fly with most of the rest of the group. Although, if you didn't notice, they invented the bacon martini.)

From what I've seen, The Hard Rock seems like it should have some good clubs with lots of attractive strange. Their big club is "Body English", and I've heard good things about it. I've also heard good things about the places at The Wynn.

[rdub]

I dont' know, I just don't want to have to pay a $20 cover but I guess that's unavoidable. I'm not really even sure what we'd be doing at a club. I don't see this motley group picking up any women (there are only 2 "single" guys in the group)

[rdub]

how does YOU taking shots make anything better. I say, for every half an hour you are away from the group, it's another lap dance you owe me.

It makes it better/worse for me.  The shot could be viewed as a penalty.

Don't worry about the lap dances, you're gonna have tits in your face for a few hours straight.

what about sweaty stripper buttholes? Can I have those in my face?

[rdub]

I think I do want to go to a club, I just won't be committed to staying there that long. The Vegas clubs are ridiculous and so are the girls running around there. It's worth it just to sightsee the club and the strange. Here's the list of things I'm looking forward to in the order of anticipation.

1. Seeing my friends again and the first hour drinking back at the hotel
2. Steaks, Red Wine, Tall Tales, Cigars (maybe?) Sat. Night
3. Golf
4. Lesbian Strippers In The Hotel Room
5. Regular Strippers at Spearmint Rhino
6. Gambling
7. Asian Massage Parlor
8. Sightseeing

[rdub]

9. sharing a drink (WITH alcohol) with Jamey Baxter at some point this weekend

#9 is going to be our mission impossible and will take massive amounts of peer pressure and goading.

[fknmclane]

Not that my opinion really matters on the subject, but I think a trip to a club would be a total waste of time, money and resources.  We're going to get there, pay an insane cover just for the privilige to drink an $8 beer, ogle at some bitches, realize it's not the place for us and then pile back into a $40 cab.    [/party pooper]

[Mike D.]

I agree on the club thing.  WE would be much better served at a bar in one of the casinos, allowing for easy access to gambling and a cheaper experience.

[rdub]

2 words: CASINO. ROYALE.

apparently they've bumped up their table minimums but you can still get free booze while you gamble away your money on $1 roullette and $2 craps and $3 Blackjack.

Also connected to a Denny's.

[rdub]

also Mike, Nick of the twins, is brining you a money order for the hotel room. He said he switched banks and doesn't have new checks yet.

[Mike D.]

OK.  That's cool.  I'm calling the concierge tonight to confirm limo and all that good stuff.