quick throw bop

[broiler]

i just got an old NES advantage for $10.  I am thinking of testing the quick throw bop theory with the turbo button.  if i just sit under the ball holding the turbo throw, i predict more bops.  any predictions?

[broiler]

i will also test it on grounders

[Darky]

You fuck. That is like corking your bat if you will. Keep it real.

[broiler]

i am testing a theory, i am not trying to cheat against the computer.

maybe you dont hear so well outlander

[Darky]

Yeah, I bet you are covertly planning to disguise that nes advantage at the tourney.

Sorry, I missed the part about the theory.

[GDavis]

I've always thought this was a complete falacy

[broiler]

looks like as soon as i prove this theory you'll be chalking up another thing you've always been wrong about.

[Attezz]

Are you trying to spread the word that quick throws cause bops because you've yet to master it and are afraid everyone else at the tournament will have an unfair advantage?

I'd say so.

[Darky]

 What? Quick throw get to the base faster? They one hop? Wow. OMG. I never knew. That explains Tony Armas always stealing on me.

[broiler]

Are you trying to spread the word that quick throws cause bops because you've yet to master it and are afraid everyone else at the tournament will have an unfair advantage?

I'd say so.

excuse my lack of clarity.  i was NOT refering to the simultaneous control pad + A quick throw.  i was referring to jumping the gun on the throw.  like starting the throw before it hits the glove, causing a bop

[Darky]

Are you trying to spread the word that quick throws cause bops because you've yet to master it and are afraid everyone else at the tournament will have an unfair advantage?

I'd say so.

excuse my lack of clarity.  i was NOT refering to the simultaneous control pad + A quick throw.  i was referring to jumping the gun on the throw.  like starting the throw before it hits the glove, causing a bop

That should never happen....ever. I love it when it happens to other people when I fake steal with an average runner. When I see that, I don't go back and take the bag.

Broiler, you got any other theories/fallacies in the making. I like this experiment.

I say play as long as you can till you hit a bomb with a pitcher...should only take an eon or two.


Do you know about the HUM BABY conspiracy in RBI? Why do you think the Giants have the best team. Not even Nightwulf can crack the matrix on that one. The Force is with the Giants.

Long post of nothingness. My bad.

[nightwulf]

It's not a "theory." It's a subjective observation which has been shown to not exist.

"Prove" away.

[fknmclane]

It's not a "theory." It's a subjective observation which has been shown to not exist.

"Prove" away. [/crash bang crash!]

[Darky]

It's not a "theory." It's a subjective observation which has been shown to not exist.

"Prove" away.

Only computers are capable of subjective observations. If the idea exists, eventually the matrix can be recoded in order for the idea and theory to be truth....on some levels.

[broiler]

i dont think that all of my bops are coincidence.  

a theory doesn't have to be based on facts.  its a speculation, dick

[Darky]

i dont think that all of my bops are coincidence.  

a theory doesn't have to be based on facts.  its a speculation, dick

You talking to nightwulf right? I am just posting shit about the convoluted universe where facts are not available yet due to our collective psyche, spirituality, and technology.

They say technology is good for us. How do they know?

Shit changed when Tron was released.

[nightwulf]

i dont think that all of my bops are coincidence. 

None of your bops are coincidence. That's the purpose of the random number generator.

a theory doesn't have to be based on facts.  its a speculation, dick

So why not set out to prove the "pinch hitters whose last names begin with 'H'" theory? Haven't seen a crusade on that in a while.

[Gerlost]

I used to think that if you hit down at the exact instant the ball touches a fielder's glove it will cause them to bop.  I did it three plays in a row but it's very difficult to get the timing, and it could just be coincidence.

[broiler]

i am out to prove this theory because i have noticed that most times i bop i feel like i am throwing the ball before it gets in the glove.

i wont try the pinch hitter H theory because I have never noticed anything of the sort.

nightwulf, please dont be intimidated that you are the Anaximander to my Pythagoras

[Darky]

It's not a "theory." It's a subjective observation which has been shown to not exist.

"Prove" away.

Only computers are capable of subjective objective observations. If the idea exists, eventually the matrix can be recoded in order for the idea and theory to be truth....on some levels.

I did not sleep well last night. I knew I fucked something up in a post.