Official Fantasy RBI Week 9 Thread

[fightonusc]

The Hip Young Popes Outslug The Frank Tanana All-Stars, 31-30

DEE-NEE CITY - Bill Madlock belted three home runs and drove in seven as The Hip Young Popes outlasted The Frank Tanana All-Stars 31-10 on Monday afternoon at Tengen Stadium in the wildest Fantasy RBI League game played in quite some time.

The Hip Young Popes (4-5) looked to have the game well in hand after taking a 15-5 lead after scoring 11 runs in the second inning. But The Frank Tanana All-Stars (3-6) showed their moxie by rallying with 11 runs of their own over the next two innings. They eventually had a three run lead in the ninth inning before The Hip Young Popes scored six to take the lead, including a pinch-hit, three-run home run by Rafael Santana to take the lead for good.

Besides Madlock, the other offensive stars for The Hip Young Popes were Jeffrey Leonard and Marc Sullivan, who each homered twice. Sullivan continued to defy expectations that lead to The Hip Young Popes being the laughing stock of the draft for selecting him as their starting catcher.

"What people don't realize it that I'm rock star, and that means I'm better than most people," said Hip Young Popes owner and GM Gerlost, relaxing in his portable hot tub with the female members of the Greenville College cheerleading squad following a post-game concert. "Not everyone...there's rdub, and Bono, and maybe Jesus. But I doubt it, since I don't think Jesus could have the foresight to draft Stinky Sullivan."

Gerlost was distracted by the fact that the sandwiches in the post-show spread had crusts on them, causing a 20-minute, expletive-filled tirade.

Mike Schmidt had a breakout game for the Frank Tanana All-Stars, with three home runs and six RBI. Chili Davis added two bombs.

[fknmclane]

fighton was born to put together game summaries for fantasy RBI leagues.  Fantastic.

[Gerlost]

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU.... NO CRUST!!!!

[Darky]

Gerlost has found a way to get the most out his not so flashy players. I mean, fuckin Santana goes deep, Buckner,S. Owen and Sullivan are cleary over achieving this year. Takes guts to put together that top heavy mets-sox lineup. Gerlost must have seen something in his garbage players that other did not. Too bad they are not consistent every game. But kudos to Gerlost for still staying alive with that kind of bottom of the lineup and bench pinch hitters.

[fightonusc]

The Attarack @ CommieHitlers game is complete. Game video is attached.

[Darky]

What a pitching effort. The pressure is all on the Poopy's......and GDavis.

Ball is in your court GDavis. 

[fightonusc]

Morris Leads Attarack to Convincing Victory Over CommieHitlers

DEE-NEE CITY - Jack Morris threw a complete game, including a scoreless final six innings, to lead his plucky Attarack squad to a 12-4 victory over The CommieHitlers on Wednesday at Tengen Stadium to assume sole possession of the second and final playoff spot in the Doverbi Division.

Tim Laudner hit a three-run homer for Attarack (5-4), which never looked back from there. But it was Morris who was the star, as he faced only 20 batters in the final six innings despite fading stamina. After the game, Morris attributed the team's success to it's self-reliance.

"Basically, we don't have any managers," Morris said. "Rack has been missing for months, and Attezz has been in 'deep mourning' since Galatasary lost to Besiktas in March - whatever that means - and won't come to the stadium. So, we basically just go out there, play and set our own rosters and substitutions. It's been the most fun I've ever had playing baseball."

Jose Canseco's home run was the lone bright spot for The CommieHitlers (4-5).

[Darky]

Nacho, why such a hard on for Benito Santiago? He is killin you in the 8 hole and in the lineup.  Your team played with no emotion. Make some changes there if you want to talk about PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS?

[nomaaa]

61 total points! 18 HR!

points?  don't you mean runs?  you do play this game, don't you?

this isn't the first time he's done this.

[Nacho]

Nacho, why such a hard on for Benito Santiago? He is killin you in the 8 hole and in the lineup.  Your team played with no emotion. Make some changes there if you want to talk about PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS?

I drafted Santiago way too high.  How do I have a boner for him if he is in the 8 hole?

[Darky]

Nacho, why such a hard on for Benito Santiago? He is killin you in the 8 hole and in the lineup.  Your team played with no emotion. Make some changes there if you want to talk about PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS?

I drafted Santiago way too high.  How do I have a boner for him if he is in the 8 hole?

You do have another catcher on your roster. Benito is hitting like .200 something. Just curious.

[fightonusc]

The Poopydicks @ GDavis game is complete. Game video attached.

[ultimate7]

Week 9 stat sheet attached

[GDavis]

Did I win?

[Darky]

Did I win?

You're so vain....you probably think this thread is about you.....I bet you think this song thread is about you...don't you....don't you.......
70's at seven.

Walling is on steroids. He blew his wad for the year.

GDavis, mix in watching a game for once. Some kind of owner.

[moses]

Did I win?

[fightonusc]

GDavis Crushes Poopydicks in Five Innings, 18-6

DEE-NEE CITY - Greg Gagne homered and drove in five runs to lead GDavis to an emphatic 18-6 victory in five innings over The Poopydicks on Tuesday at Tengen Stadium in a match-up of the two Division leaders. However, with the loss, The Poopydicks fell into a first-place tie with Attarack at the top of the Doverbi Division standings.

"This is completely unacceptable," said Poopydicks co-owner Gantry Zettler after the game. "We are not going to fall out of this race. If it looks like we're going to miss the playoffs, then I'll be forced to take drastic measures, even if that means that NO ONE makes the playoffs. Even if this means shutting off the server PERMANENTLY, if you know what I mean."

Zettler then laughed maniacally and twirled his non-existent handlebar mustache.

The Poopydicks (5-4) jumped out to an early 4-0 lead after one-half inning on solo home runs by Ruppert Jones and newly-acquired Reggie Jackson. They stretched their lead to 6-1 before GDavis (6-3) scored 11 runs in the fourth inning to blow the game open. This included six runs scored with two outs.

[fknmclane]

The Poopydicks need more fiber to say afloat.

[ultimate7]

GDavis, mix in watching a game for once.

Seriously everyone should be watching their games, so easy and so fun and in high speed you can watch the game in like 8 minutes

[GDavis]

GDavis, mix in watching a game for once.

Seriously everyone should be watching their games, so easy and so fun and in high speed you can watch the game in like 8 minutes

I'd definately watch if i knew how to do it in high speed