Official Fantasy RBI Postseason Thread

[fightonusc]

Game 2 of The Poopydicks vs. The Empire is done. Game video is attached.

[ryno]

Ojeda has a rubber arm.

Poopydicks?

[Darky]

I feel bad about the trade with the poopy's earlier this year. Oh well, they have been had and SWEPT! CLEAN FUCKIN SWEEP BABYEE! The Force is strong with the Empire once again.

[fknmclane]

Fuck my ass.

[nomaaa]

POOPYDICKS!!






weak, the force is with you.

[TβG]

see why we wanted to get rid of reggie?

[Darky]

Fuck my ass.

MBYC instead?

All I know is....that I eat paper airplanes and shit out space shuttles.

Prepare for an epic battle GDavis. You have already won your series. It is in our destiny that we clash in the finals. My balls will be on your pimpled-zit chin. There is no stopping the Empire at this point.

[ryno]

the empire won't win shit without me

[fightonusc]

Game 2 of GDavis vs. Attarack is complete. Game video is attached.

[Darky]

There will be a decisive game three between GDavis and AttaRack.

Murphy-Clark-Downing-Speir have chosen a great time to swing it. Ojeda has found his groove and Donnie Baseball loves playing in primetime.

Our advanced scouts will be watching game three with a keen eye. We want GDavis or AttaRack. Nothing shall stand in our way. May the dynastic run begin for The Empire.

And to think that this team was totally shit when I took over. I took ryno's little paper airplane and made it into the colossal Super Star Destroyer Executor.

The Empire before as the Mexican Hermaphrodite Whores:


The Empire after with Darky running the show:

[fknmclane]

Fuck my ass.

The POOPYDICKS! will be back stronger than ever.  We'll get dirty, we'll get deep into the playoffs and go all the way, there's no stopping the POOPYDICKS!

[Attezz]

Fucking shit darky!!!

Don't ever do that again!!!!

(Seriously, please don't post game three during the middle of the same work day it was posted).

That said.

WOOHOO!!!

[Darky]

Sorry Attez. My bad big time. I just didn't think. I thought that you were able to watch it at work.

Good luck in game three. Shutting down GDavis two times in a row is gong to require a tremendous amount of luck or belief. Learn about the secret for some help for game three. If you do prevail, prepare to meet your tragic destiny.

[Attezz]

I think I have an advantage since we're going by aggregate over the three games.

[Darky]

I think I have an advantage since we're going by aggregate over the three games.

I thought aggregate only applies to a two game home-away set. Nevertheless, funny stuff and your destiny awaits you.

[Attezz]

I was alluding to the fact that both games so far have been 14-4

[Darky]

Attez, good move btw by moving in Moore to the second spot in the pen and putting Ryan in the closing spot. Since then, your team has been better and more than likely saved your season. On paper, your team is boring, but they seem to find a way to get it done. I think they have responded well since you changed the lineup and pitching rotation since Rack left. Winning every week in the Fantasy league is not an easy task at all. It requires the guts to make necessary and prudent changes that may go against logic, and knowing the chemistry of your team. This league has to be one of the toughest in the world.

I despise GDavis' style of ball. He set his lineup according to power from top to bottom. A good fantasy team needs speed somewhere in the lineup....not just brute strength from top to bottom. His little strategy has succeeded and his lineup does have the most overall power, but his lack of team speed and contact power will catch up to him. Just like the shitty pitching caught up with the Poopydicks.

[fightonusc]

Attarack, GDavis Head for Game 3 Showdown; The Empire Awaits

DEE-NEE CITY - Will Clark homered twice and drove in seven to lead The Empire to a dramatic sweep of The Poopydicks with a 17-7, seven-inning victory in Game 2 of their Fantasy RBI Playoff series. The Empire awaits the winner of Attarack or GDavis after Attarack crushed GDavis 14-4 in eight innings.

"We are the Notre Dame of Fantasy RBI Baseball," said a dejected Poopydicks co-owner fknmclane after his team's defeat. "It's one thing to lose, it's another thing to get swept. But to that fucking lunatic? Christ on a crutch..."

Attarack evened their series with GDavis thanks to 6 2/3 innings of solid work by Jack Morris and a pair of home runs each by Tim Raines and Cal Ripken. Team manager Attezzobal refused comment after the game, ducking out of the post-game press conference to catch Australia versus Tonga in some sort of "rugby" match on TV.

[Darky]

"We are the Notre Dame of Fantasy RBI Baseball," said a dejected Poopydicks co-owner fknmclane after his team's defeat. "It's one thing to lose, it's another thing to get swept. But to that fucking lunatic? Christ on a crutch..."

Hey, I deserve some respect. I got my team to the finals and made some key trades. I deserve better press than a cheap shot.

Meanwhile, The Empire and our advanced scouts are flying to Tengen Field to observe game three. I'll take AttaRack +5 to pull off the upset. The Fantasy World Series will be truly international with The Empire facing off against AttaRack.

[ryno]

Somewhere along the line, he forgot to mention that Ryno drafted a kick ass team.  Ryno was consulted on all trades and lineup adjustments.  Ryno has the cock the size of a brontosaurus.  Ryno is a genius.