Official Fantasy RBI Postseason Thread

[Darky]

I demand random drug testing for both teams. c'mon. GDavis aint that hung.

[ryno]

how did darky fuck this one up?

Did he hit Dykstra clean up?

Bench the Thrill?

[GDavis]

Well Darky has Mattingly playing SS for shits sake.  No wonder the guy struck out on a 27 MPH eephus to end the game.

[Darky]

how did darky fuck this one up?

Did he hit Dykstra clean up?

Bench the Thrill?

GDavis hit 10 jacks. Dale Murphy took a big shit and donny baseball has been reported missing. Puckett and Speir carried the load.
fighton might be playing God and helping the Messiah..

[ryno]

You forgot that today was national morman magic underpants day.  Murphy had fasted since sundown yesterday.

[fightonusc]

GDavis Powers Past The Empire, Takes Commanding 3-1 Series Lead

DEE-NEE CITY - GDavis hit 10 home runs en route to a 21-12 victory over The Empire at Tengen Stadium to take a commanding 3-1 Fantasy RBI World Series lead. George Bell lead the way with three home runs and seven RBI, while Chet Lemon and Harry Spilman each hit two.

GDavis jumped out to an early lead with five home runs in the second inning on the back of three home runs, and never looked back. The Empire closed the gap to 8-7 after five innings, but GDavis scored 11 runs in the seventh and eighth inning to blow the game open.

Kirby Puckett homered twice for The Empire, while Chris Speier drove in four.

[moses]

"sigh" we are just plain awesome. That is all.

[Darky]

"sigh" we are just plain awesome. That is all.

It's not over sweetheart. We are going to go on a Rockies type run.

btw, what the fuck is up with Bell and Armas? wtf do those guys eat for breakfast. They are killin us. Fighton, did you boost GDavis' lineup. I demand that an independent party examines the world series rom. Word around campfire is that you give GDavis lineup a powerboost. 10 jacks? c'mon. GDavis is playing like a cooperstown rom team. then again my pitching has been running on empty and not locating at all.

[ryno]

you fucked us with the stupid assed flip flop.  YOU DONT FUCK WITH A STREAK, MEAT.

Well, now you know why.

[moses]

what streak? He won one game, i think you need to win at least three in a row for it to qualify as a streak.

[Darky]

you fucked us with the stupid assed flip flop.  YOU DONT FUCK WITH A STREAK, MEAT.

Well, now you know why.

Hey bro, that streak was snapped in game one of the world series. The Empire looked like shit in game one. I had to adjust the lineup for a fast break lineup. GDavis simply hits up and down. I am still wondering where all that power is coming from on his end. I mean, all of the sudden, dudes coming out of nowhere to drop bombs....and monster ones.

pm me a lineup so you can be the fall guy. Should Krukow get the start? I think our pitchers need to run more polls for increased endurance....and maybe grow a latin stache for more romantic and hung appearance.

[ryno]

i think the team needs a fat chick to bust the slump.


Maybe have some neil diamond or air supply playing in the background. . .. . ice cold bottle of Boone's . . . . . makin' sweet love to a fat chick.


Fuck, give Sandberg a start.  It's the only World Series he'll ever play in.

[fknmclane]

what streak? He won one game, i think you need to win at least three in a row for it to qualify as a streak.

You tell them moses.

[ryno]

what streak? He won one game, i think you need to win at least three in a row for it to qualify as a streak.

so you've watched Bull Durham?

[moses]

No i havent, actually. I might now know baseball but i know what a winning streak is.

[Darky]

When the Imperial Center and the galaxy saw the single largest military buildup in history and destroyed the Republic during the clone wars, The Empire had it's back to the wall. We prevailed by using a flawless strategy. We now face a similar and must win situation as we are on the brink of elimination to GDavis and his two clever Jedi Knights who are at the top of the order.

I hereby announce that Order 66 is in effect, a tengen-wide instruction for all clone troops to shut down G.Davis' Jedi commanders....G.Bell and T.Armas.

The time has come for The Empire to finally put an end to the rebel alliance. Moses and GDavis appear to have victory right at their hands. However, The Dark Side of the Force works in mysterious ways. Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy, and they now face their imminent destiny of defeat.

During the Galactic Civil War, the Jedi were almost completely wiped out through the actions of followers of the Dark Side. Now The Empire shall finish the job when victory appears to be on the side of GDavis and his Jedi.

May the Force bless our Empire.

Following changes to take place immediately:

Krukow starts. Simple flip flop between Krukow and Ojeda.

1. Puckett
2. Speir
3. Murphy
4. Clark
5. Mattingly
6. Dykstra
7. Boggs
8. Pena

1. Sandberg
2. Downing
other
other

We would like to wear our imperial trooper uniforms. white and black babyee.

[nomaaa]

An Open Letter to the Empire:

This is my letter of resignation as manager of The Empire.  I understand what I was getting myself into, being a mercenary to manage a team in such a regime, but i feel like a scapegoat for the poor play of the empire.  What is worse, is as the pressure on the team to play better is getting stronger, my duties as manager have been sacrificed, as force from the front office has greatly increased.  Furthermore, I want no affiliation to The Empire and its actions from here on out.  As interim manager, I took responsibility for my role, but since being here, I have been subject to The Empire's "strange" practices.  Under my contract, I am not allowed to embark upon such practices, but, like I said before, I want nothing to do with them anymore.  I will not discuss the possibility of other jobs next season, at the moment.  As of now, I will be watching the Tengen Series as a spectator in the stands.  I expect that The Empire will understand and probably undermine my role, and I take that in stride. I hope the best of luck (or "force" [what a crazy bunch of fucks]) to both teams. Thank you.


Go JewDavis!




Nomar.

[ryno]

Darky, you realize the empire loses in the end, right?

[fknmclane]

what streak? He won one game, i think you need to win at least three in a row for it to qualify as a streak.

so you've watched Bull Durham Major League?

[moses]

what streak? He won one game, i think you need to win at least three in a row for it to qualify as a streak.

so you've watched Bull Durham Major League?

Why yes, yes i have.