Player Nicknames

[RBIwut]

Best RBI nicknames that I grew up with:

1. Eric the Red (& Peanut the Green) Davis
2. Jose CanYouSeeCo
3. Nolan Rollin' Ryan
4. Paul Moltar
5. Kirby Fcukit
6. Kevin Mega Bass
7. Kevin Seltzer
8. Tom Hankey
9. Chilli Willi
10.Rock Raines

[fknmclane]

Rick H-A-R-D AS A MOTHERFUCKING ROCK Reuschel.

[BeefMaster]

It appears fknmclane was drinking fairly heavily during/after the Cardinals games yesterday.

I don't get the reference for Molitor... what am I missing?

[Stock]

It appears fknmclane was drinking fairly heavily during/after the Cardinals games yesterday.

I don't get the reference for Molitor... what am I missing?

I am guessing that is how they pronounce "Moltor".

[broiler]

stanley steamer
when it raines it pours

[AlecTrevylan006]

Rich Gedman, Destroyer of Dreams

[B]

rich gedman is also known as the "Pride of Worcester"...and anyone who has ever been there, you know this name is appropriate

[Metal King]

Chester the Molester (Chet Lemon, I'm sure you knew that).

Ripsuck (Cal Ripken, actually he's pretty good though).

CD Avis (Chili Davis, CD (duh) & Avis was a shoe brand I think).

Gorilla (Andres Galarraga, just looks like gorilla).

I don't have too many, I could make some up though.....

[Gantry]

Avia is a shoe brand (who sponsored one Clyde Drexler), Avis is a rental car company

[Attezz]

Ava is a really douchey local club that I'm convinced is actually a bottled water factory.

[Re-Peat]

The Ryan Express  (Nolan Ryan)

Poo-kay  (Kirby Puckett.  Pronounce as if he was french and the t's were silent)

Dickster  (Lenny Dykstra.  Only because that's how it seems like Dykstr should be pronounced)

"I pick...  Jose Canseco"  (Not REALLY a nickname, just an homage to Ralph Wiggum)

Awesome Dawson  (Andre)

Suckliffe  (Rick Sutcliffe)

[LoBi]

Dave "Harry and the" Hendersons

[MR R.B.I.]

Lenny Dykstra-Nailz
Gary Carter-The Kid
Dwight Gooden-Doctor K

[Attezz]

How'd you come up with those?

[MR R.B.I.]

How'd you come up with those?

I did not come up with those. I watched Mets as a kid and always heard these nicknames during games.

[nomaaa]

tony armless

[JerryD]

Spike "Baseball Player" Owen

[Attezz]

Osborne "Ozzie" Smith

[MR R.B.I.]

Wally Joyner=Wally World


Ones I made up playing R.B.I.

Danny Heep=Danny Heep Of Shit
Bobby Ojeda=Bobby "Hey O" jeda
Rafael Santana=Rafael " Pause please need to take this f@#king lame ass hitter out" Santana

[Attezz]

Jack the Ripper