Lenny Dykstra Update

[BDawk]

This guy is joking right?

Drugs and Grand Theft Auto.  I don't think anyone ever confused him with a smart person, but he's really fucking stupid.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-lennydykstra

[ultimate7]

"Of course I'm not guilty," Dykstra told the Daily News of New York on Monday. "The car got stolen alright—stolen by them. I don't have it anymore. It's gone like my computer, my phone, my clothes."

[Gantry]

He's the best...   How exactly does 3 cars equal 25 counts of grand theft?   And who the FUCK would let Lenny Dykstra lease high end cars?  Don't they know how to run a credit report or use the internet?

[ultimate7]

It's amazing how many complete fuckups there are from a video game of 160 players, and for Dykstra to be the biggest fuckup of them all really says something.

[BDawk]

I'd like to see a battle royale of fuckups with Strawberry, Mitchell, Dykstra and Gooden.

Good god, the Mets

[Gantry]

Don't forget Wally Backman, Ray Knight, Roger McDowell and Keith Hernandez while he was on the coke.  Impressive...

[BeefMaster]

Important link: Help bail Lenny out of jail!

[fightonusc]

I'll chip in $10 if he throws in an upgrade to the Deluxe car wash.

[BDawk]

Lennys on twitter now.  Introduced by Charlie sheen of course

[TβG]

i wonder what's up for the 500k collateral.

sounds like another one of his scams.

[Gantry]

Important link: Help bail Lenny out of jail!

You have got to be fucking kidding me...

[BDawk]

Lenny is doing his best to take over the crown of most fucked up RBIer. Remember when he was just a kind fellow?  To me he was always a hard working, tobacco chewing investment mogul...


Dykstra is accused of finding victims by placing online ads seeking personal assistants or housekeepers. He allegedly exposed himself to women who responded to the ads on several occasions between 2009 and 2011.


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-lennydykstra-indecentexposure

[ultimate7]

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_20425865/lenny-dykstra-sentenced-lewd-conduct-case

and he pleaded no contest, 9 months in jail

[BDawk]

Oh Lenny....

[Gantry]

I'm starting to think he might have some issues

[Brookensrules!]

Maybe Lenny will get "born again" while in the clink.

[Stock]

There's still hope he fairs well in his Federal Bankrupt charges.

[TβG]

i haven't seen his mom back in the store since she returned her shoes...

[Stock]

He likely killed her.

[fightonusc]

Lenny Dykstra almost got into a fight with Mitch Williams at an autograph session at a mall in Philly.