Lenny Dykstra Update

[Gantry]

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/themargin/2014/04/03/lenny-dykstra-cops-busted-up-my-face-and-left-me-barely-breathing/

Watch the Daily Show video linked there if you never watched.

[Brookensrules!]

Go Lenny Go!

[fightonusc]

UPDATE: They still hate each other.

[Shooty]

They both seem like genuine assholes.

[fknmclane]

Made it thirty seconds.

[TempoGL]

Made it thirty seconds.

I've never been into roasts...people make a big deal out of them and they hold absolutely no appeal to me.

[broiler]

That was a poor excuse for a roast.

[edfan]

It seemed less like a roast and more like a poorly done wrestling promo.  Can I safely assume both were drunk?  I think Williams goes without saying

[Shooty]

I totally believe Dykstra that Williams used to get pissed when the Phillies would get an extra insurance run in the late innings to take away his save opportunity.

[BDawk]

I really don't believe anything Dykstra says.  He's a piece of shit fraud

[ultimate7]

I really don't believe anything Dykstra says.  He's a piece of shit fraud

True Dykstra is a piece of shit, but I bet most closers get a little upset when the lead goes from 3 to 4 in the 8th inning to blow their save chance.

[BeefMaster]

Good(?) news, everyone: Lenny Dykstra has been cleared of charges that he threatened to kill an Uber driver!

[Gantry]

FUCK YEAH

[nomaaa]

lenny sumatra hasn't been sober in years.


like not even for five minutes

[BeefMaster]

DYKSTRA UPDATE: Lenny spent nine hours digging through a dumpster behind a Jersey Mike's with his friend Sprinkles the Clown trying to find a lost pair of $80,000 dentures made with real bone marrow.

[Gantry]

I don't even know how to respond to that

[nomaaa]

now this story has teeth

[BeefMaster]

[Brookensrules!]

Nails gonna nails.

[edfan]

DYKSTRA UPDATE: Lenny spent nine hours digging through a dumpster behind a Jersey Mike's with his friend Sprinkles the Clown trying to find a lost pair of $80,000 dentures made with real bone marrow.

Sweet mercy....I thought that this synopsis was a ridiculous parody of whatever was in the article.  Never doubt Beefy.  Every single word of it was true.  Every. Single. Word.