Official season V Fantasy RBI Trading Block thread

[ryno]

I'll entertain any and all offers.

I'd like to get someone with decent speed and a high contact rating.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Kruk.

Now entertain him.

[Darky]

[ryno]

blow me



wait, no. .  ...just "no"

[AlecTrevylan006]

You promised entertainment.

[Darky]

blow me



wait, no. .  ...just "no"

Okay, word around campfire is that Canseco is not a happy camper...and that he wants to play for the Empire with a heftier contract that you guys are unwilling to pay him.

I'll give you Barret for Ripken...You get some much needed speed, and I get some much needed pop...

[ryno]

word around the campfire is that you like the cock.

Canseco can hit his happy ass 8th if he's so fucking unhappy.


He's back in the cleanup spot.  If he doesn't go yard next game, he'll hit 7th the next game.  If he hasn't made a complete turn around by week 12, he'll be gone for the first decent offer out there.

[Darky]

The Empire is in good shape. We don't need to retool the team...we have all the role players in place. What we lack in power, we gain in doubles, speed, and heart.

We will win this. We got the pitching, defense, coaching, and offense to do it.

[ryno]

$20 American dollars says you won't win it.

[Darky]

I can't bet on my own team as the commissioner Ryno...

[BeefMaster]

Barrett for Ripken?  Hell, I'll offer Willie McGee for Jose Canseco, if we're going that route.

[Darky]

Barrett for Ripken?  Hell, I'll offer Willie McGee for Jose Canseco, if we're going that route.

Ryno needs more team speed. Barret is a good role player who won't get doubled up so much. Through week 6, Barret is hitting .381 and Ripken .407...Plus Ryno has the worst team speed in the league. It's gonna kill him this year. I've seen many outs caused by Ryno's lack of speed.

Anyways, here are the stats through week 6. Ryno is gonna handle the stats from here...plus he knows sexier formulas that I am too lazy to look up again in my excel book for dummies...but I'll still be keeping stats, just ask Ryno for updated stats.
Also, I have to double check the stats. I feel stupid that I did not include Fielder's Choice in my sheets.

[ryno]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Sally Cunts send SS and part time acrobat, Ozzie Smith to the Blue Ribbons for that dreamy eyed sack of shit, Cal Ripken.

Ozzie will hit lead off for the Blue Ribbons.

[Darky]

To be more specific, it appears that I need a speedy IF.

The only other option is a blockbuster involving one of OF --- Canseco, Dw Evans, Gibson.

I'd let any of them go for the right deal.


For example --- one of my OF and Gagne / Teufel for a speedy OF and big time IF

Barret for Ripken?

I tried to find a nice package trade deal for us, but you don't have Empire type players...except for Canseco.

Canseco for Tramml
Ripken for Dykstra?












jk psyche...

[Mike D.]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Sally Cunts send SS and part time acrobat, Ozzie Smith to the Blue Ribbons for that dreamy eyed sack of shit, Cal Ripken.

Ozzie will hit lead off for the Blue Ribbons.

Great deal for both parties.  It's a pleasure working with you Ryno.

[Re-Peat]

I'm looking to shake some shit up... 

I'm not looking for particulars, just something different.

[Darky]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Sally Cunts send SS and part time acrobat, Ozzie Smith to the Blue Ribbons for that dreamy eyed sack of shit, Cal Ripken.

Ozzie will hit lead off for the Blue Ribbons.

Deal accepted and confirmed by commissioner Darkside...

Sally Cunts= had

How the fuck did you sell Ripken to MikeD Ryno?

I'm looking to shake some shit up... 

I'm not looking for particulars, just something different.

My door is open and I'm all ears....

[Nacho]

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Sally Cunts send SS and part time acrobat, Ozzie Smith to the Blue Ribbons for that dreamy eyed sack of shit, Cal Ripken.

Ozzie will hit lead off for the Blue Ribbons.

What?  Do I have any say, here?

[Darky]

Ryno has been hurting for a leadoff dude all year....

You gained some speed Ryno, but you did not gain any hitting. Your leadoff spot is jinxed lol...

Also, look for OSmith to hit a lot of pop ups....and under .400

To be honest, I don't know who got the better deal. Ripken can have some big days, but that does not happen very often. Plus he's shit in the clutch. I still don't get how Ripken does not do better in these fantasy leagues. He has a nice contact-power ratio...

[Nacho]

I'd like to move that this trade be suspended until Mike D. and I can discuss the matter.