FRBI VI Week 4

[Nacho]

Here is my youtube channel. Two games are now done and the Empire-Banana Hammock game is still loading but almost complete. Click on this link to find your game now and in the future. BOOKMARK IT!

http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?feature=mhw4

Your link didnt take me to your channel.

[Darky]

Here is my youtube channel. Two games are now done and the Empire-Banana Hammock game is still loading but almost complete. Click on this link to find your game now and in the future. BOOKMARK IT!

http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?feature=mhw4

Your link didnt take me to your channel.

What came up? Those are my videos that I have up---all the games are located there and all one has to do is look around for their game.


Here are the games in any case...

[Darky]

Running diary:

Top 1st:

Vince Coleman batting #3, WOW!
AAND the fucker got a hit
AAND the fucker stole 2nd
AAND the fucker got home on a base hit

Bottom 1st

Fugly gets out?  Unpossible!
Gibby lines out, he's SOOO demoted
Joyner flies out, ASS-N-TITTIES COME THROUGH AGAIN!

2-0 Artichokes

Top 2nd:

7-8 hitters Homer, then a double - PDs suck
Got the fkn pitcher out tho
Big Daddy wasting a ton of pitches/stamina against the pitcher

Bottom 2nd:

DeCinces with our first hit, and run
BOONE!!!!
I still can't believe we start gagne
Double Gagne!
Come on big daddy!
Lots of dying cow foul balls
Whiff!

3-2 artichockes

Top 3rd:

Coleman groundout, fuck you guy
Potatoes single, I'll take it
Clark fly out, no runs!

Bottom 3rd:

McGee out again, WTF?
FUCK YOU KIRK GIBSON!
Joyner with a basehit, miracle
Cansco flyout, we suck

3-2 artichokes

Top 4:

Big Daddy gets it done, no runs again!

Bottom 4:

Doug Decinces, aka the whole team doubles
Brett gets an RBI he's moving up in the order
Errant throw to 3rd, runner scores thrown gets out legging a triple.

3-3

Top 5:

This is too fast for live diary
Some sub gets a single at #2 spot, weird sub
Vince coleman pop out, fuck that guy
Burks hits it 8978 feet
Potatoes with a bad game, groundout
MOTHERFUCKING BOP!!!
No harm, another popout

Bottom 5th:

Ojeda in
Krukow single!
Come on fugly....  Pettis single
COME ON GIBSON YOU SACK OF GARBAGE!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DOUBLE PLAY
Joyner ground out, ASS-N-TITTIES!

5-3 artichokes

I'm so demoralized with Gibson & Joyner that I'm done with this...

I love Gantry's running diary of watching the game.

[TbT]

Clark and Jackson have been utter shit this year. Ozzie Smith has been more productive than them both combined.  Smith is having a pretty decent year, but still......

Jeff "likes to take it up the" Reardon really blew this game.

[ryno]

the run had to end sometime. . .  . . .really unhappy with Hrbek and Baylor

[Re-Peat]

Hrbek was a big disappointment for me last year.  He did OK, but not nearly enough to justify my taking him in round 2. 

[Turd]

Darky, when you tied it up, I thought I had died the same death as I had the previous three games.  Nice clutch walk-off by the Hammocks to win the game.

[Darky]

Darky, when you tied it up, I thought I had died the same death as I had the previous three games.  Nice clutch walk-off by the Hammocks to win the game.

We just could not hit tonight. The whole lineup is in a funk. We've avoided a lot of double plays and tag outs/throw outs on the bases, and that is what has kept the scores close in the last two games. I think your team had a few tag outs Turd, but made up with it with the power.

There were no huge innings with our game Turd. I think the most anyone scored in an innings was 3 runs. Our pitching is doing fine, but our offense has disappeared when I need them the most. I don't know if any changes are in order, but time is running out on this lineup.

Also, here is my list of overrated players:

R.Jackson (was traded twice in season IV)---the dude just does not put up mammoth numbers that one would expect.

Hrbek - he can have big nights, but he can disappear.

Gibson - Very inconsistent and you'd expect him to do more with his parameters. He's still solid, but he rarely has huge games.

Will Clark - can't put my finger on it, but he is inconsistent as well.

Gaetti - same as the above

[AlecTrevylan006]

My team is in a horrible sophomore slump.

My low-expectations team made it to the postseason last year with me as a rookie manager, but unfortunately we've yet to find the same spark without Marky Mark and co.

[Mike D.]

Bears repeating:

CUNTED!!!

[Gantry]

Bears repeating:

Mike, they won the super bowl nearly 25 years ago.  GET OVER IT!

[ultimate7]

Garrelts is money

[Darky]

Recaps will come much later today.

Week 5 will take place tomorrow...

[Nacho]

Week 5 will take place tomorrow...

YES!  Keep it moving.

[Darky]

Alliance edges Blue Ribbons in a pitcher's duel


Madison (AP) - With the score even at 9, Lmbrdz tripled to lead off the bottom of the 8th inning to ignite a 3 run inning that proved to be enough for the victory.

With one out and Lmbrdz at third base in the bottom of the 8th inning, T.Herr hit a pinch hit triple which was followed by another triple that Trammel smacked and E.Davis then hit a single to give the Alliance a 12-9 lead going into the top of the 9th inning.

Shrld pitched a scoreless 9th to pick up the save and seal the victory.

The Rebel Alliance now move into sole possession of first place in the Dove RBI Division and marks the first time that the Empire has not been in first place in 26 weeks.

The Pabst Blue Ribbons wasted some key opportunities with runners in scoring position, but a lot of credit should go to Morris and Cox who pitched out of some jams. Despite losing their first game of the year, the Pabst Blue Ribbons remain in first place in the Gantry Division.

The Pabst Blue Ribbons record 6 game winning was finally snapped.

Pabst Blue Ribbons 3-1, (3-0)
Rebel Alliance 3-1, (2-1)

[Re-Peat]

Alliance has "The Look", Empire struggling to keep pace

[Darky]

Still early my friend. You're forgetting that we are the Empire, never to be counted out. Two time defending Dove RBI champs---we find ways to overcome.

Also looking forward to playing the Sally Cunts next game for week 5. Best FRBI rivalry imo...

[Gantry]

Sally Cunts suck...

[Nacho]

Empire:Sally Cunts::80s Lakers:80s Celtics

[Darky]

Ulrachers bullpen limits Badasses in tight victory


Oklahoma City (AP) - D.Gooden, Corbet, and S.Grelts pitched effectively in relief as they limited the Awesome Badasses to 4 runs off 9 hits from the 5th to the 9th inning and the Ulrachers got just enough offense to hang on for a Gantry League victory 13-11.

The difference came in the top of the 6th inning. Hendrk hit a 3 run shot that violently ricocheted off the scoreboard and capped a 5 run inning to give the Ulrachers a 13-7 lead which they would never relinquish in the contest.

The Awesome Badasses inched closer in the bottom half of the 6th innings with 3 runs and scored another in the bottom of the 8th inning to narrow the Ulracher lead to 13-11, but that would be as close as they would come. S.Grelts pitches a scoreless 9th to earn the save and help his team move into a first place tie with the Blue Ribbons and Sally Cunts.


Fighting Ulrachers 3-1, (3-1)
Awesome Badasses 1-3, (0-3)