FRBI VI week 10

[ryno]

we won, but it was incredibly shitty. ..  .offense needs to get its head out of its ass and put up at least 12-15 runs.

[Turd]

One bad inning killed it for the Hammocks.  Oh well, I don't feel terrible about that loss...I couldn't hit out of the infield much...

[Barton]

Where's the boxes for this one, Darky? I know I'm not overlooking them this time!

[Darky]

Where's the boxes for this one, Darky? I know I'm not overlooking them this time!

They're all coming today. Patience my friend...

[Barton]

NEVER!

[Darky]

OC Legions of Doom pull away from the Alliance in the 10th


Madison (AP) - The OC Legions of Doom scored 6 runs in the 10th inning and T.Worrel tossed a scoreless 10th as the OC won a thriller 25-19.

Down 13-2 in the bottom of the third, the Alliance narrowly escaped a mercy rule defeat by scoring 3 runs. The Alliance chipped into the deficit all game, but could never overtake the lead as the OC did just enough to pad the lead all game. However, down 19-17 in the bottom of the 9th inning, the Alliance tied up the game and were threatening with Nokes at second base with one out. Boggs grounded out and Nokes advanced to third. Lmbrdz came up with the game on the line, but Worrel got him to pop out and that was as close as the Alliance would come.

In the top of the 10th, the OC managed six straight hits with two outs and Lindmn capped off the string of hits with a 2-run bomb which was more than enough. The OC once again displayed their team power by hitting 9 HR's and they are now 5-1 in their last 6 games.
Dwning and GDavis each went 6-7 and combined for 5 HR's and 9 RBI.


OC Legions of Doom 6-4, (3-3)
Rebel Alliance 4-6, (3-4)

[TβG]

our team is pretty good. 

[Barton]

Darky,

Here's our stats. I saved it with a different filename in case some other of the worksheets had been updated since I grabbed it.

[BeefMaster]

I will attempt to get the OC stats updated sometime today or tomorrow through week 10.

[Darky]

Galactic Empire pull off late inning heroics once again


Chicago (AP) - The defending champion Galactic Empire seem to thrive in tight ballgames down the stretch. The Empire outscored the Fighting Ulrachers 8-3 in the final three innings and held on to win 15-13 in an exciting match up of first place teams at Soldier Field. The victory was the Empire's first in four tries over the Ulrachers---formerly known as the Nimrods and Fighting Cutlers.

In the 8th, the Empire went up 12-10 after Gaetti lasered a RBI double which was followed by Madlck's 3rd HR of the evening. In the bottom half of the inning, the Ulrachers responded with a W.Clark RBI double and a two-run oppo shot by DaEvans, his third of the evening which gave the first place Gantry League Ulrachers a slim 13-12 lead going into the 9th.

In Empire like fashion and down to their final out in the 9th, D.Strwby hit a gorgeous high-arching HR to tie up the non league contest. Donnie Baseball then doubled and G.Gaetti hit yet another game winner as he doubled down the line to give the Empire a 13-12 lead.  Madlck then registered his fourth hit of the evening with a RBI double.
In the 9th, D.Robnsn retired the side and earned his 5th win of the season.

B.Mdlck led the Empire offense with 3 HR's, a double, and 5 RBI's. He is now leading the league in hitting with a .730 batting average. Much credit should be attributed to Nando and his screwball as he only allowed 2 hits and no runs in his long relief appearance.

The Empire remain in first place in the Dove RBI League and have now occupied that spot in 31/32 weeks. Despite the loss by the Ulrachers, they are still in sole possession of first place in the Gantry League.


Galactic Empire 7-3, (4-2)
Fighting Ulrachers 7-3, (5-1)

[Darky]

D.Murphy's big night helps Sally Cunts to 3rd straight win


Oklahoma City (AP) -  D.Murphy hit 3 homers, drove in 7 batters, and scored 5 times as the Sally Cunts won 20-17 in a game that was not as close as the score indicates.

The Sally Cunts had commanding leads of 8-0, 14-5, and took a 20-15 lead going into the bottom of the ninth inning. Not once did they trail in the game, but not once did they put the game away out of reach as the Badasses did their best to make a game out of the otherwise dull game.

An eye opener in the game and a key difference was J.Bell. The perennial top 3 pick went a dismal 0-6 in the game, the superstar's first hitless game in his storied career.

The Awesome Badasses did have their best chance in the bottom of the 8th inning with runners on second and third base with Rich "The Destroyer of Dreams" at the plate. However, the only dream he destroyed was the Awesome Badasses chance at a victory and keeping their slim hopes for the playoffs alive as D.Smith got Gedman to fly out and end the threat.

The Sally Cunts remain in a second place tie with the OC Legions of Doom in the Gantry League with their third straight victory. The Awesome Badasses have yet to win a divisional game and share the league's worst record with the Fighting Artichokes.


Sally Cunts 6-4, (5-3)
Awesome Badasses 3-7, (0-7)

[Darky]

Pabst Blue Ribbons use solid pitching and rally late to defeat struggling Artichokes


Arkansas (AP) - The pitching staff of the Blue Ribbons continue their mastery over the league and used a 6-run eighth inning rally to overcome the Fighting Artichokes at Razorback Stadium.

D.Sutton pitched another strong performance as he kept the Artichokes in check by allowing only 1 run in his 3 innings of long relief. Down 8-5 in the bottom of the 8th inning, the Blue Ribbons jumped on RP Reardn for 8 hits and 6 runs as C.Lemon shook up Reardn with a solo shot, his third of the evening. Kerfld only allowed one run in the ninth and earned the win as the Blue Ribbons held another opponent to under 9 runs and got enough offense this time.

C.Lemon carried the Blue Ribbons by going 4-6 with three HR's and 6 RBI's. The Blue Ribbons are now only one game behind the Sally Cunts and OC for second place, and 2 games behind the Fighting Ulrachers.


Fighting Artichokes 3-7, (2-4)
Pabst Blue Ribbons 5-5, (4-3)

[Mike D.]

I love this league.

[Darky]

Krukow's strong finish the difference


Milwaukee (AP) - With the game even at 5 in the 7th, the Poopydicks scored 5 in the 7th and another 5 in the 8th and Krukow gained strength in the stretch as he helped secure a 15-10  Dove RBI League victory over the host Banana Hammocks.

D.Dcincs blasted 3 HR's and drove in 5 while B.Boone went 4-5 with a HR and 4 RBI's to lead the Poopydick offense. M.Krukow pitched 5 solid innings in long relief and got stronger as the game went on by allowing only 1 run in the final two innings. SP Reushl also pitched well in his start as he only allowed 4 earned runs.

A key factor was the 8th inning. With the Poopydicks up 10-9, RP Stanly came in out of the pen for the Hammocks looking to keep the game manageable. Unfortunately he gave up a 2-run homer to Dcincs and a 3-run shot to B.Boone and just like that the Poopydicks were up 15-9 and never looked back.

The win by the Poopydicks places them in sole possession of second place in the Dove RBI League and two games behind the juggernaut Galactic Empire.

Banana Hammocks 4-6, (3-5)
Poopydicks 5-5, (5-2)

[fknmclane]

Sweet redemption for Krukow.

We're coming for you, Darky.

[Darky]

Sweet redemption for Krukow.

We're coming for you, Darky.

Come with it meat. You don't sweat you....


Anyways, I thought it was really interesting that in each game, somebody hit 3 homeruns in week 10. Weird.

[TβG]

is laudner's name misspelled in the game?  it's wrong in the box score for the ulrachers.

[Darky]

is laudner's name misspelled in the game?  it's wrong in the box score for the ulrachers.

The Galactic Senate will examine this matter.