FRBI VI week 13

[Darky]

Today's schedule

Dove RBI League

Galactic Empire @ Poopydicks


Gantry League

Fighting Ulrachers @ Pabst Blue Ribbons


Non League

Banana Hammocks @ OC Legions of Doom
Fighting Artichokes @ Sally Cunts
Awesome Badasses @ Rebel Alliance


Slot of games to begin at 23:15 Swedish time, 4:20 pm Dee Nee time:

AB@RA
FA@SC*
BH@OC
FU@PBR
GE@PD*


Standings

Dove RBI League

Galactic Empire 9-3, (4-2)
Poopydicks 7-5, (5-2)
Rebel Alliance 5-7, (4-4)
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Banana Hammocks 5-7, (4-5)
Fighting Artichokes 3-9, (2-6)


Gantry League

Fighting Ulrachers 8-4, (5-2)
Sally Cunts 7-5, (5-4)
OC Legions of Doom 7-5, (4-3)
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Pabst Blue Ribbons 5-7, (4-3)
Awesome Badasses 4-8, (1-7)

[Darky]

Hey Gantry and McLane, The Empire is coming. Be worried and prepare to meet your fatal destiny suckas. Get out off our planet! The Dove RBI Division is ours by right and destiny. You guys must be worried to be facing a juggernaut and the defending champions, no? I sense the Force is weak in you two. You will bow to our dynasty.

[fknmclane]

Poopydicks have the look.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Hey Rebels,

It'd be awesome if you'd just screenshot the final score after you've seen it and posted.

kthx

[Gantry]

By acknowledging us, Darky basically admits his fears.  So scarred...

[Barton]

Hey Rebels,

It'd be awesome if you'd just screenshot the final score after you've seen it and posted.

kthx

Suck it, Trebek Treylvan!

[Barton]

Hey Rebels,

It'd be awesome if you'd just screenshot the final score after you've seen it and posted.

kthx

Suck it, Trebek Treylvan!

Better yet:

[BeefMaster]

That would've been so much more effective if you'd spelled his name right.

[Barton]

Fuck balls.

[AlecTrevylan006]

I am very offended. Why don't I get a suck it? I feel left out.

[Barton]

You would if I could f'ing spell.

[Darky]

Game time has been bumped up to 11:00 pm Swedish time, 4:05 pm Dee Nee time...

[Darky]

Week 13 in the books...

And the trading deadline will end exactly 12 hours after the time of this post.

[Mike D.]

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 Sally Cunts.

[Darky]

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2010 Sally Cunts.

That was a shocker. I have no idea how the Artichokes are putting up so many runs the last two games.

[Darky]

Televised games...

[Darky]

Man, we took it to the Poopydicks. The Poopydicks were in awe when the Empire took infield-outfield. Our mystique beats teams before the game is even played. We toyed with those slapdicks for the first few innings, then just showed our superiority. Straw was shit, but Doran came through from the 8 hole again! The dude was the hidden gem in the draft. Didn't start last year, and now he's causing havoc from the 8 spot. Great speed, good contact, and an Empire heads-up style player. Exactly why I took him instead of Barrett.

Donnie baseball has been on a terror as well as Gaetti. Leonard finally showed some power and we got some great pitching from Sutclf. We have great balance and the Look. The only team who poses a threat to our destined 2-peat is the OC and maybe the Ulrachers.

The OC-BH game was the game of the week. Wild and awesome game. The OC is all offense and more offense. They are going to destroy last year's team HR mark and whatever they end up with this year, should be a record to stand for a few seasons. Too bad they have no pitching and team speed.

[Nacho]

Jesus Christ.  The only positive from that game was the Raines responded very well to criticism and had a great game.

NOTE: He was clearly robbed of a homerun in the 5th inning.  The ball clearly cleared the fence in fair territory.  The game was officially put under protest and demands a league ruling.

Everyone else = teh suck.

[AlecTrevylan006]

Yo Darky, you mislabeled one of the youtube links, it's FA @ SC, not OC

[ryno]

Not sure what happened there vs the Ultimates.

I just know that Bob Brenly is the gayest player in the league. . . .. he sucks more cock than any other player.