FRBI VI - Week 20

[Mike D.]

Raines is the worst.  THE WORST.

[Darky]

Last 2 recaps are on the way asap. As soon as that is done, Week 21 will happen tonight. That is a George Zimmer guarantee.

[Darky]

Poopydicks cruise over struggling Badasses, win 5th straight


Oklahoma City (AP) - The playoff bound Poopydicks appear to be peaking at the right time with the playoffs approaching. The Poopydicks played sound baseball as they cruised to an easy 15-11 victory of the Awesome Badasses and hold the longest current winning streak at 5 games.

The Poopydicks win seemed effortless as they seemed to sleepwalk through the game and did just enough when they had to when ever the Badasses mounted any kind of threat.

J.Canseco had a monster day at the plate. The Zeus like figure went 5-6 at the plate and hit a pair of mammoth shots and added a scorching double as he drove in 6 runners.

The Poopydicks had this game marked on the schedule when manager AlecTrevylan and co-manager Gantry engaged in a heated exchange;

Jeez, 7-9 gets you in right now in DoveRBI? Even I'd be in the race there.

Hell, Gantry League has gone something like 17-14 against DoveRBI, and if you take out the Empire it's 15-7.

Joke league.

Hey Alec, how does our PWNAGE of the #1 team in your division feel?   If that's the best your division has to offer, yall are going to have a very short postseason.

Feels like you're never gonna make it far enough to face a team from our division in the postseason.

The Poopydicks have locked the option advantage for being home or away for the Dove RBI divisional playoffs, and will host the more than likely playoff bound OC tonight in a pivotal game for the OC.

The Badasses have appeared to fold their tents on the season and will travel to the Imperial Center to face the juggernaut Galactic Empire and will use the motivation to be the first team to defeat the Empire this season at the Imperial Center.


Awesome Badasses 6-14, (1-10)
Poopydicks 12-8, (7-4))

[Darky]

Rebel Alliance demolish lifeless Artichokes, Kirby Puckett ties record for most RBI in a game


Fort Dodge (AP) - Kirby Puckett drilled 3 HR's and tied a league record with his 9 RBI's as he led the Rebel Alliance to a 14-1 mercy rule victory over the Fighting Artichokes.

Puckett, who tied D.Strwbry for the league record of 9 RBI, went 5-5 as he had a career night in a crucial league game that keeps the playoff hopes alive for the Alliance.

D.Cox was back in MVP form. Last year's Cy Young winner only allowed 1 run on 7 hits in seven innings of mastery.

The Alliance will travel to Arkansas tonight to play the Pabst Blue Ribbons in a game with significant playoff implications for both teams.

The Fighting Artichokes have now been mercy ruled a FRBI league record 7 times this season.


Rebel Alliance 9-11, (6-6)
Fighting Artichokes 6-14, (3-9)

[Gantry]

5 fucking runs for the Sally Cunts?  How did we not kick these losers out of the league yet?

[Mike D.]

Not only did we only score 5 runs, but for the first 5 innings we had at least 2 men on base with less than 2 outs EVERY INNING.

[Gantry]

I'm starting a leaguewide vote to get the Sally Cunts banned for the rest of the year, all in favor?

[Mike D.]

Aye.

[Gantry]

Motion has been seconded, Cunts are out of the league.  Darky change all losses to the Cunts into wins, unless it affects my playoff seed.  Thanks

[Darky]

Motion has been seconded, Cunts are out of the league.  Darky change all losses to the Cunts into wins, unless it affects my playoff seed.  Thanks

Cunts dismissed. You'll address me as Lord Vader.

[Gantry]

You heard Lord Vader people, Cunts are out!

[Darky]

ooops--- I meant case dismissed. Not Cunts dismissed---but they are doing a good job of that on their own.

HAVE TO BELIEVE WE ARE MAGIC!!!!11 DON'T LET YOUR AIM EVER STRAY!!!

[Gantry]

Your word is final Darky, your hand was off the piece.  They are gone...

Also check the last edit

[Darky]

Also check the last edit

   

[Gantry]

 

[Gino]

 

[fknmclane]

Poopydicks are a force to be reckoned with.  All of you motherfuckers are on notice.