What if Dee-nee/Gantry explodes?

[Gantry]

Remember when porno took some effort?  Pornographic  hubs/tubes could be early leader for invention of the century...

[rdub]

On the other hand, two of the greatest moments of my child hood would have been taken away.

1. Around 5th grade, me and a buddy were babysitting one of his neighbors for a couple hours one Friday night. We took turns watching the kid while the other one went hunting for this guy's porn. We had no idea if he actually had any, but we hit the fucking jack pot. The guy had boxes of recent, hard-core stuff.

2. Around 4th grade, another sleepover at a friends house and my friend said he though his older brother had a dirty magazine hidden somewhere in the house. We spent the entire night looking for it and it seemed like such a long shot once we couldn't find it in his brother's room but we ended up finding it in the basement and it was a penthouse, full of piss pics, full penetration and gut photos. This was my first exposure to what all that shit looked like and I was fairly blown away to discover that a chick's snatch hole isn't on the front, in the center of her bush but underneath between her legs.

truly some highlights of my life right there

[fknmclane]

In junior high I babysat every friday afternoon for the same kids.  We had a half day so I'd get there before the kids which meant playboy time and one of the beers from the fridge.  He had a women of wall street playboy in the top drawer with a french revolution feature as well.  I nutted all over the fkn thing and actually put it back.  Interestingly enough they're still great family friends and he's never said a word.

[BDawk]

Jesus Christ

[rdub]

In junior high I babysat every friday afternoon for the same kids.  We had a half day so I'd get there before the kids which meant playboy time and one of the beers from the fridge.  He had a women of wall street playboy in the top drawer with a french revolution feature as well.  I nutted all over the fkn thing and actually put it back.  Interestingly enough they're still great family friends and he's never said a word.

was this accidental or were you just being a shit? Why would you risk spoiling future opportunities to look at the magazine?

[fknmclane]

Accidental.  I guess I figured it was better the magazine was still there even with my deposit than thrown away.  The hormonal adolescent mind is a stupid thing.

[fightonusc]

Did you at least try to sop up your jizz with Kleenex/towel/sock/your hair?

[fknmclane]

Yes, of course.  But pretty sure I did it again.  I was a strange kid.

[Mike D.]

In middle school, I had a friend with a sister that was about a year older than us.  One time, during a sleepover at his house he confided in me that his father had quite the porn collection and that both he and his sister knew about it.  I'm fairly certain there was some weird stuff happening at that house.  Anyway, his parents were out for the evening and he told me I could go look at his fathers porn stash.  I took him up on it of course and busted a nut in their bathroom while perusing it.  Later that evening/afternoon, his sister was vaguely dropping hints about it and being in 7th grade I kind of got embarrassed.  Fast forward a couple of weeks and I was back at his house and I finally realized that his sister was hinting at it because she wanted to participate with me in various fooling around hijinks.  His sister was a fairly attractive blonde so I was excited that it was just me, him and her at the house again until his parent came home around midnight.  During the late afternoon, she was showing me how she could do hand stands and was wearing a short tennis skirt.  She had purposefully given herself a front and back wedgie so I could see the goods.  That night I went up to her room and got her and we both went into her parents room to look at the porno mags, and I was sure I was going to get some.  We started with a little "show me" type play (her showing me her panties and bra), but before anything serious happened her fucking dbag brother started knocking on the door and being all upset about it and then his sister got embarrassed and scared and ended it all.

I was so pissed that I literally axed the kid from friendship forever.  As in I never talked to him again.  Looking back, I should have continued the friendship solely to get into his sisters pants at a young age.  One of my major regrets in life is not taking advantage of that situation.

[rdub]

dude, it doesn't get handed to your more easily then that. Imagine the kind of exploration you could have done with a slightly older chick who liked porno mags. Could have been one of those deals where every time you hung out with your buddy, she sneaks you a blowie or you would get to rub on a real tit. I pity/hate you right now for your 13 year old failings.

[BDawk]

I can't blame him. Cock blocking is one of the worst crimes man can commit.  Yes, it was an emotional decision, but nothing pisses me off worse than a fucking cock block

[fightonusc]

The best revenge would have been fucking the sister, making a photo spread out of it and then slipping it into the dad's "collection."

[TempoGL]

part of being in that 12-15 age group is totally ruining it with girls that obviously like you.  i remember when i was about 14, there was this girl who sat diagonally from me in french class (we were in pods of four).  she would play footsie with me damn near every day and ask me what i was doing on the weekends, but i was so clueless that not only did i not get the hint at the time, it only randomly occurred to me once day when i was about 21 "hey, jocelyn from french class was into you, you moron!" 

[Barton]

This is a quality thread. I need to venture out of AG more often. That is all.

[rdub]

I was generally the opposite of all that. I was always pushing the boundaries with every chick in middle school. It landed me my first blow job in 8th grade and the first chick I fingered/titty sucked was 7th grade but it also resulted in a shitty "horn dog" reputation and the nicer girls didn't want to "go out with me" or "go with me" (whatever the hell it was called back then)

[Flood]

I was a major pussy when it came to girls, and it makes me angry.

[Nacho]

This is a quality thread. I need to venture out of AG more often. That is all.

This.

I was a major pussy when it came to girls, and it makes me angry.

And this. 

[fknmclane]

In 6th and 7th grade I slept over at a friend's house pretty frequently.  He had a little brother who was probably five years younger than us.  The mom's best friend had a daughter who was a year younger than us.  The daughter would frequently come over to babysit the little brother when I was there and a couple times my buddy convinced her to come in our room to hang out.  This would then lead to various forms of petting, most memorably me squeezing/rubbing/massaging her bare ass for damn near a half hour.  He gave his best effort for a pee pee touch or something or other but it didn't happen.

[Flood]

In 6th and 7th grade I slept over at a friend's house pretty frequently.  He had a little brother who was probably five years younger than us.  The mom's best friend had a daughter who was a year younger than us.  The daughter would frequently come over to babysit the little brother when I was there and a couple times my buddy convinced her to come in our room to hang out.  This would then lead to various forms of petting, most memorably me squeezing/rubbing/massaging her bare ass for damn near a half hour.  He gave his best effort for a pee pee touch or something or other but it didn't happen.

So she would let both of you fondle her at the same time?  Or did you have to take turns while the other one watched?

[fknmclane]

Latter.