Fantasy RBI 2017 Game Thread

[Darky]

HoJo continues to swing the hot stick and McGwire made a big splash in his debut! My projected lineup for Reds had Coleman in the leadoff spot, so I was surprised to see him in the 2-hole and he likes that 2-hole apparently. AFO is in a bad slump right now. What's that, 3 straight mercy rule losses now? All of Reds' new players played well. It'll be interesting to see how nomaaa's lineup reacts and Shooty's lineup as well. Shooty is going to miss McGwire big time I suspect.

[Reds]

Yo Mark, how's my ass taste?

[fknmclane]

OOF.

[Shooty]

Glad to see my ex-players representing on Reds' team, especially McGwire.  Hopefully his ex-players will do likewise on my team. 

[Darky]

Glad to see my ex-players representing on Reds' team, especially McGwire.  Hopefully his ex-players will do likewise on my team.

The Empire is going to shove it up your ass next week ... sucka!

[fightonusc]

Canadian Shooties (3-2) @ Tulsa Pinkmen (4-1)



Box Score:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/mjhf5vrcfo7y63s/CS%20%40%20TP%20Week%206%20Box%20Score.png?dl=0

[BeefMaster]

Great plate discipline by the Shooties - Ojeda threw a ton of stuff off the plate, and they were absolutely not biting.

[Darky]

Errors killed the Pinkmen! The Pinkmen can't handle success. Nacho's sphincter was so tight going into that game! The Shooties sticks sure did come alive with 2 outs! Big K by Scott when the bases were juiced with Gibson at the plate. Apparently my comment to Shooty yesterday fired up the Shooties and they talked with their sticks!

[Shooty]

Ojeda threw a lot of fucking balls. A lot.

[Shooty]

Five of my six games have been mercies.  3 for me, 2 against.

[fightonusc]

GDavis & Friends (2-3) @ Rock City Diplomats (2-3)



Box Score: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3iid2nrajvcx132/GDF%20%40%20RC%20Week%206%20Box%20Score.png?dl=0

[Darky]

Great ballgame and the season's first game in extra innings! Twitch with a huge day at the plate.

[fightonusc]

Ass Ful of Shit (2-4) @ EZ Listeners (3-3)



Box Score:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/gjr7884wjw4vsxr/As%20%40%20EZ%20Week%207%20Box%20Score.png?dl=0

No sound for this game. Provide your own soundtrack.

[Reds]

Mclane's squad is falling apart.

[Darky]

Good call on the sound! I always turn the annoying dee nee sound off when I run my own games. I was going to mention maybe doing that, but didn't want to risk rubbing everyone's cunt the wrong way since some people may think I'm trying to get an edge!

And by the time the Empire-Shooties clash runs, I'll be able to watch it under the Nevada sun from my brother's house - so that'll be an edge for the Empre - YOU HEAR THAT SHOOTY!

[Shooty]

So many home runs.  18!  Blyleven sucks again.  Starting the game with back-to-back-to back homers.  Time to dump the bum. 

[BeefMaster]

Mclane's squad is falling apart.

That leadoff homer barrage to start the game was pretty great, and I thought they were going to make a game of it with that rally in the 7th, and then they just completely fell apart.

Hell of a game for Evans, though.

[fknmclane]

Blyleven STINKS

[Nacho]

Funny, he told me the same thing about you.

[Reds]

He sent me an email talking shit about Mclane.