Andre Dawson will bury you

[BeefMaster]

Literally - he is now a funeral director.  And he's not just some absentee owner type, like athletes who open restaurants - he's actually involved in the business, ushering at funerals and working with families and doing basically everything except embalming.

[Brookensrules!]

The Hawk is a killer!

[Gantry]

I feel like Andre Dawson being around at a loved one's funeral would be a good thing. 

[Shooty]

Question:  Do you pronounce it "burry" or berry"?

[BeefMaster]

"Berry", and I am mildly weirded out by the other one being an option.

[Shooty]

"Berry", and I am mildly weirded out by the other one being an option.

Same.  Although I have a friend that's convinced its "burry"

[Gantry]

I can't recall ever hearing burry - even Sconnies don't do that

[nomaaa]

shooty - don't yall have dictionaries? they explain pronunciation. your friend has dumb

[nomaaa]

i wonder if burritos are just like mexican mummies

[GDavis]

"Berry", and I am mildly weirded out by the other one being an option.

It's Berry.


For a sensible chuckle - google "Tom Venables Berry"

[fightonusc]

"Berry", and I am mildly weirded out by the other one being an option.

It's Berry.


For a sensible chuckle - google "Tom Venables Berry"

Wesley "Two Scoops" Berry or GTFO

[Gantry]

Marvin or gtfo:

[Brookensrules!]

I can't recall ever hearing burry - even Sconnies don't do that

I can confirm this.

[TheSunshineFund]

www.burymewithmymoney.com

[BeefMaster]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2020/04/28/andre-dawson-funeral-home-coronavirus/3039571001/

[Brookensrules!]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/andre-dawson-says-his-florida-funeral-home-is-swamped-with-covid-19-deaths-163515518.html

Business is booming for Dawson.