HARD KNOCKS— Super Fantasy RBI Pabst Blue Ribbons Edition

[ryno]

STAY TUNED MOTHER FUCKERS.  PBR WEEKLY IS CLOSE TO SECURING A LIVE IN PERSON POST GAME INTERVIEW WITH BAD MOTHER FUCKER TEAM CONSULTANT AND WHEELING AND DEALING SONOFAGUN STEVE BEDROSIAN

[ryno]

Enjoy

[Darky]

Enjoy

Post of the decade in this forum! I showed the video to my brother and he was dying. He couldn't grasp the idea that Ryno went all out over a Nintendo baseball game! And my brother mentioned the vest!

[Flood]

Jesus fkn Christ this is amazing work done by ryno.

[Gantry]

[ryno]

Week 17.  After a rough start, Chili Davis s settling into the 2 spot.   He's been big lately and with the boys playing in Vegas t was only fitting that Chili was rewarded with a trip to the bunny ranch following his big game this week.   

[Flood]

Those feet

[ryno]

Flood you admire art, not question it. 

And yes chili has gnarly feet.  Helps him stay balanced in the box

[ryno]

Breaking news.  PBR weekly has learned that a secret conclave meeting between PBR and the BB Kings is going down at Tom's BBQ in memphis.  Full report tonight

[nomaaa]

unfortunately the whole team couldn't make the rendezvous, as some were taking care of certain details regarding the devastating loss of joe morgan. but team captain ernie banks was instructed to represent the kings and show the ribbons a great time in memphis

[Darky]

Fuck yeah with the PBR and BB Kings meetup! The Empire will send in a spy to gather intel.

[ryno]

Today the rumored secret conclave meeting between members of PBR and BB Kings was confirmed.   PBR weekly's roving reporter was at Toms BBQ in Memphis with the scoop.   Due to the untimely death of Kings 2b Joe Morgan, only team captain Ernie Banks was able to attend.  It was clear that PBRs shenanigans made Banks quite uncomfortable.  Mantle and Ruth arrived early.  They drank Tom's dry.  Ruth ate 4 rib plates and ended up fucking Janet Sandberg until she deflated.   Her husband was noticeably distraught by her behavior but mostly he was just happy the marriage was finally over. 

Steve Bedrosian attended but never said a word.  He never made eye contact with Banks.  We don't know if he was just trying not get an edge with Banks and the BB King's or if he was just pissed because someone invited the Sandbergs and he had to sit next to him. 



RIP Joe Morgan..........and Janet Sandberg



FYI. That's the actual dining room at Tom's

[ryno]

Dateline.  Gainesville Florida.   

Following the most embarrassing loss in franchise history, team consultant and bad mother fucker Steve Bedrosian addressed the media at a special scheduled press conference in Gainesville Florida. 

Bedrosian, who had just shit the bed against Ye Old Stylers and lost what could have been a playoff bye clinching victory for PBR, appeared emotionally distraught as he delivered a heart felt intense speech to the media and PBR nation

" I just want to say one thing to the fans and everybody in PBR Nation. I'm sorry. Extremely sorry. We were hoping for a regular season title and first round bye. That was my goal. It's something PBR has never done here. But I promise you one thing: a lot of good will come out of this.


"You have never seen any player in the entire fantasy RBI league play as hard as I will play during the playoffs, and you'll never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of this season. You'll never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. God bless."

— Tim Tebow. Steve Bedrosian

[nomaaa]

it's no coincidence the blue ribbons had such a rough game after a night on the town with the bb kings riddled w heroin & mary jane. tim raines brought some white women, but it quickly became apparent the blue ribbons weren't as keen on speedballs as they took in the beale street nightlife with the kings

[ryno]

We all think We can hold our cocaine and heroin.  But very few of us actually can pull it off.