2007 National RBI Tournament!!

[JoeDirt]

In the tourney or in the festivities or in the butt or what?

[malnuboy]

If I can split an entry fee then possibily I will play. Its hard to justify paying 100 dollars to lose 2 games of RBI baseball, now paying 50 to lose one while Kane? pays 50 to lose the other is a whole different story.

[JoeDirt]

You mean the two of you would share an entry spot?

[broiler]

that is so gay

[Briznock]

As long as the winners share doesn't drop.

[JoeDirt]

Why don't the two of you play a series to determine the better player and then each kick in $50 for that player to compete?  And you can split any winnings...

[Darky]

JoeDirt, if there is no money in your account after May 1st, consider me out. If I do go, I may fight some people, so please hire some bodyguards.

[Briznock]

Like you will really show up.

[JoeDirt]

What do you mean, "money in your account?"

[Briznock]

He means don't worry about it because he won't be showing up anyway.

[Darky]

What do you mean, "money in your account?"

The paypal account that you have set up.

[JoeDirt]

Why would you think there's no money in my account?  I don't get it.

[Reds]

Because he's an idiot.

[ultimate7]

It's pretty clear what he means, as obtuse as DS is, this was pretty straightforward.

If he doesn't send you money by May 1st, then he isn't playing

[broiler]

I think when he asked if there was "money in your account" he was really asking if he had gotten his vasectomy

[Darky]

You guys are weird and need a percepton boost on reality:

Please contact JoeDirt at rbitourney@gmail.com to arrange for entry fee payment.


I was only assuming that JoeDirt has arranged a special account for this special event...... you know a framework for business transaction processing systems. I was hoping that he had a secretary at RBI Headquarters in Ohio.

[JoeDirt]

You can be my secretary.  How are you under desks?

[Darky]

You can be my secretary.  How are you under desks?

This is the funniest post I have seen in a long time. Is that you BDawk using JoeDirt's account. Why do you get up so early?

[broiler]

this reminded me of that police academy with lassard at the podium.  i remember watching this with my parents and they were kind of nervous, like they couldn't decide whether to take out the tape and make a big deal out of it with me wondering what i was missing, or them just playing it cool hoping that i didn't understand what was happening.  luckily it was the latter, but i knew what was happening.  oh yes, i knew

[JoeDirt]

Every fkn time I make a funny, I am accused of being somebody else.