Fantasy League Week 5 Standings, Schedule and Stats

[fightonusc]

Sortable statistics are attached in Excel format...

STANDINGS:

(Ties broken by 1: head-to-head record, 2: run differential, 3: runs scored)

The Stiffs: 4-0
The Nimrods: 3-1
The Creamy Pirates: 2-2
The OC: 2-2
The Fighting Tony Danzas: 2-2
Da Shitpaws: 1-3
BeefMaster: 1-3
The Poopydicks: 1-3

WEEK 5 SCHEDULE:

The Poopydicks @ Da ShitPaws
The Creamy Pirates @ BeefMaster
The OC @ The Stiffs
The Nimrods @ The Fighting Tony Danzas

LEAGUE LEADERS

Batting:

BA (min. 3 AB/G):

1. Ripken (Cp), .750
2. Bell (Oc), .737
3. E. Davis (Td), .733
4. Gedman (Oc), .750
t5. Gaetti (U7) and Dawson (U7), .652
7. Whitaker (Oc), .647
8. Leonard (U7), .636
9. Jackson (Bm), .632
t10. Dw. Evans (Sp) and Burks (Sp), .619

HR:

1. Hrbek (St), 8
t2. Bell (Oc), Da. Evans (Pd) and Jones (Pd), 6
Seven others tied with 5


RBI:

t1. Hrbek (St) and Murphy (Cp), 14
t3. E. Davis (td) and McGwire (Sp), 13
t5. Da. Evans (Pd), Gaetti (U7), Dawson (U7) and Ja. Clark (St), 11

Runs:

1. Dawson (U7), 13
2. Ripken (Cp), 12
t3. Hrbek (St), Murphy (Cp) and Brookens (Cp), 11

SLG (min. 3 AB/G):

1. E. Davis (Td), 2.000
2. Bell (Oc), 1.789
3. Hrbek (St), 1.667
4. Murphy (Cp), 1.565
5. Evans (Pd), 1.550

Pitching:

Wins:

t1. Henke (St), Viola (Cp), Orosco (U7), Ojeda (St), Gooden (Oc) and Clemens (Td), 2.

ERA (min. 1 IP/G):

1. Cox (St), 6.00
2. Alexander (Oc), 7.04
3. Tudor (Pd), 8.83
4. Ojeda (St), 8.85
5. Hurst (Bm), 11.17

Strikeouts:

1. Tudor (Pd) and Gooden (Oc), 4
t3. Scott (Sp), Blyleven (Pd), Valenzuela (U7) and Cox (St), 3

[fightonusc]

So, we're going to have an All-Star game afterthe Week 7 games. Since we don't have two leagues, I think the best way to handle this would be to still do AL and NL All-Star teams, based on the players' original RBI teams (i.e., if Darrell Evans is selected, he would be on the AL team since his a Dt player). For each league's All-Star team, you can vote for four infielders and three outfielders, one catcher and four pitchers (starters or relievers, doesn't matter).

I'll work on posting an official ballot sometime this week. Balloting will begin after the week 5 games and continue through the end of the week 6 games.

I also want to encourage not just the managers to vote, but also the fans, so anyone who is watching the league but not playing is welcomed to fill out a ballot and return it to me once the ballots are announced.

Since it's a special occassion, I'm going to try to figure out a way to downsize the video again...

[fknmclane]

My team sucks serious balls.  I just realized this for the first time and I'm very upset.  The Poopydicks hardly have any poopy on themselves as they've been getting fucked instead of doing the fucking.

[defen]

Eric davis is the fucking jesus of this league

i have to stop drinking before work fuck me