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Started by fknmclane, 12/04/04, 07:50:06 PM

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fknmclane

I was at work today and this douche comes up asking about his special order tampon.  I ask him his last name.  He says "You-ree-bee."

I have no fucking clue how to spell it so I ask him to give me the proper spelling.  He says, "U-R-I-B-E, you-ree-bee."  I say, "oh, you mean Er-e-bay.  Got it."

I felt like reaching over the fucking counter and choking this fuck. How dare he butcher the last name of an RBIer.

-everyone feel free to include your pronounciation of Uribe.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Ryno23

you-ree-bay


That's what I always heard during Harry Caray's SF v Cubs broadcasts.

Therefore, I'm probably wrong.


BeeJay

I'm confused Mclane.  Did you tell this guy how to pronounce his own name?
"Thank you Mr. Toilet Bowl..thank you for being cool on the side...you're the only one that understands me."

fknmclane

Quote from: BeeJay on 12/04/04, 09:01:46 PM
I'm confused Mclane.  Did you tell this guy how to pronounce his own name?

Yes. Yes I did.

Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

BeeJay

"Thank you Mr. Toilet Bowl..thank you for being cool on the side...you're the only one that understands me."

fknmclane

Quote from: BeeJay on 12/04/04, 09:04:26 PM
Was he differently abled?

Nope, he was a worthless yuppie wearing a silk shirt if I remember.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Flood

Quote from: fknmclane on 12/04/04, 09:12:26 PM
Quote from: BeeJay on 12/04/04, 09:04:26 PM
Was he differently abled?

Nope, he was a worthless yuppie wearing a silk shirt if I remember.
ponytail?  
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

JoeDirt

I've always known it as you-ree-bay also.

What exactly, dare I say, do you mean by "special order tampon?"

And don't you work at Home Depot (went there today; got no help from anybody...typical!)?
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

Baines

Quote from: Gantry on 07/21/18, 01:51:34 PM
Baines may have hit a homer with Baines, yelled Baines and immediately changed into a Baines jersey.

You know who's the best? Baines...

fknmclane

Yeah, yoo-ree-bay is fine.  But yoo-ree-bee?  What the fuck is that?

Indeed, I work at the Depot.  I said he ordered a tampon because he was a douchebag and I was trying to belittle him in my story.

And I'm not surprised one bit that you didn't get any help. Next time you need to hit up the Depot you're better off starting a thread or PMing me with a question.  Trust me.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

BeefMaster

Someone once posted that when they first started playing, they didn't know the "J" was his first initial, so they said "Jew-ree-bay".

I go with yoo-ree-bay, myself.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

BeeJay

Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/05/04, 10:29:25 AM
Someone once posted that when they first started playing, they didn't know the "J" was his first initial, so they said "Jew-ree-bay".

I had a friend who lived in the Bay area growing up, and he said they used to chant that when he batted.  I'm not sure if people were confused or if they just thought it was clever.  I've always called him Juribe, because of RBI, and I think I'm clever.  The latter is obviously not true.
"Thank you Mr. Toilet Bowl..thank you for being cool on the side...you're the only one that understands me."

fknmclane

I break out the jew-ree-bay on occassion.  Then again, he rarely sees an at-bat, so I don't know what the fuck I'm talkinga bout.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Flood

Jew-ribe...that's the only way that makes sense.  
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

Shooty

Quote from: CurtFlood on 12/05/04, 09:08:18 PM
Jew-ribe...that's the only way that makes sense.  

Exactly...I don't care how its supposed to be pronounced, he'll always be Jew-Ribe in my books.

Mike D.

"Drinking and playing RBI is a great idea!  Kinda like drinking and, well, anything else!"- Kevin McDonald, Boston neighbor

Blyleven_No-No

I sub him out so quickly there is no time to pronounce it
Bong Hit RBI Baseball- Where Everybody is a Winner

Felonious Gunk

I've always pronounced it 'Next!'
Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

capt_taco

Actually, in real life, it's "ooh-ree-bay." When I was a wee lad, the Giants fans used to have a chant for him at games. One side of the stadium would yell "OOH!" and then the other would go "REE-BAY!"... and so on, over and over and over and over and over. So that's how you pronounce it. The guy was definitely Mexican or something.

In RBI, we did call him "Jew-ree-bay." But then again, I always took him out for Spilman immediately, so it didn't come up too much.