RBI "Straight Pitch" League-Draft

[Gantry]

With the sixth overall pick in the inaugural Straight Pitch draft, the

Select...

Jose "Bitchtits" Canseco

     

Not to be confused with hjose canseco, who is his less-talented, drunker twin brother.  Canseco (called Cansco by his teammates) packs a mean bat and is always swinging for the fences.  His outstanding 951 power tied for second in RBI, surpassed only behind franchise pick Andre Dawson.   Though GM Gantry Zettler has a penchant for lefties, the sheer size of Canseco's package was to much to pass on...

When asked for a comment on falling to the 6th pick, Canseco had this to say:

Jose - "I'm going to hunt down all those motherfucking motherfuckers and make them eat my shit.  Fucking pencil-necked geeks on the Internet spitting on my good name, how dare they let me slip to the 6th pick.  40/40 bitches, Booyah!"

[Nails]

Fucking classic.  Well done, Gantry.

[Gantry]

I thought I'd throw a little fightonusc into the mix and make it interesting.  I'm not nearly as witty as him though, but I'll get better...

Baines hasn't been on much lately, wonder if he even knows that a draft is going on...

[Nails]

Baines hasn't been on much lately, wonder if he even knows that a draft is going on...

I saw him floating around on this thread late last night.   Think he posted on page 1 of this thread too. 

[Stock]

Maybe someone can get a hold of him on IM or email??  It is possible he just works during the day?

[Gantry]

Well, I dropped him an email....  He typically only comes on at night, which will slow things down a bit...

[Baines]

I'm going with Eric Davis.

I've got class/work all day today but I'll keep checking in to keep things going as quickly as possible.

[Gantry]

You are a good man...  Noah is up with 2 picks and I dropped him an email

[Stock]

Bell is the shit.  (his nickname was powerman 5000 in my college house).

Baines, you are up again, then Gantry.

[ultimate7]

Whoa, didn't expect to see Joyner picked so early.

[Baines]

With their 2nd round pick, the Strutting Penguins of THE Parish State University select Mr. HBP himself Don Baylor.

[Gantry]

With their second-round pick, the

Select...

Darryl "Drugs" Strawberry

The decision for Strawberry was simple - a powerful left-handed hitter with a good set of wheels.   Strawberry is the most complete player in the game and should be the perfect #3 hitter for the Poopybutts. 

Inside sources say GM Gantry "Dingleberry" Zettler was adamant on getting a left-handed hitter.  He's an outspoken advocate for lefties and was furious about not being able to draft Evans or Jackson. 

Most importantly, Strawberry adds a most impressive rap sheet, giving the Poopybutts two maladjusted drug users in their lineup.  Team chemistry has never been my strong suit.   

Even if we lose, we can now enjoy this daily regimen:

• Roid up before the game
• Get into fights with my teammates
• Let fly balls bounce of my head
• Do a little blow come the 8th inning
• Find a hooker outside the parking lot
• Beat up said hooker
• Do even MORE blow
• Go out to the club
• Beat up everyone in sight

With Strawberry and Canseco, you cover all facets of off-the-field mischief.  Get your cameras rolling folks, the Poopybutts will be fun to watch!

[JoeDirt]

I'll go with my boy Donnie Baseball.

[ultimate7]

and Baseball, by the way, is french for Moore

[JoeDirt]

I hate you, ultimate!

[Gantry]

That's not true at all Ultimate.... 

Baseball is actually Esperanto for Sutton...

[ultimate7]

At one point during college, I had decided I was going to learn Esperanto, man I'm glad I didn't follow through with it.

[JoeDirt]

Maybe it'd help if we each put who is up next after our picks are made...

Stockw19 is now up...

[Stock]

Looks like I am putting together the slow but powerfull team.
I'm taking

Armas.

[JoeDirt]

Maybe it'd help if we each put who is up next after our picks are made...

Stockw19 is now up...