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[Gantry]

R Clemens (W, 2-1)    7.0    4    0    0    3    6    0    1.10

[fknmclane]

He is so fucking ridiculous is sint'a even funny.  What'sf worse is that he has busfincking blonde harid now.  He looks awful fubt can stil pitch flike a motfo.

MCLANE IS A DRUNK ASSHOLEAND HE APOLOIZES

[OctoFranco]

Monday nights kick ass.  Also I'm going to start using "busfincking" in everyday conversation now.

[Gantry]

Just be careful, some states aren't too keen on busfincking, even in the privacy of our own home...

[OctoFranco]

Bloody conservatives...

And I'm glad to see Roger finally get some run support -- all two of them.

[Gantry]

All he needs baby...

[PHole717]

Clemens used to be my favorite pitcher in the game. But then I discovered that Fernando Valenuela could play ever position, including the umpire.

[JoeDirt]

All he needs baby...

Ace of Base?  All she wants is another baby.

[BeefMaster]

Fernando Valenuela could play ever position, including the umpire.

I still have no idea what this means, even when "every" is spelled right.

[ultimate7]

I beleive he is referring to Fernando's shape, since he is built like an RBI player.

[PHole717]

Its a joke..... Hes that good that he can play every position, including the umpire.

[ultimate7]

OK, nevermind, I don't get it

[PHole717]

Ever see the episode of Looney Tunes where Buggs Bunny Pitches the ball, then runs really fast and catches it. THen he plays every position. Then some fat guys hits a huge bomb to the empire state building and Bugs runs in a parking garage and catches it. I'm saying that Valenzuela can do this, but more. He can also be the umpire.

[RedBarron]

am i the only one who laughs when i see the name "Phole?"

I do think of the pee pee hole on my ding a ling when I see this name.


I wonder if 'nando has a fat phole. . . . . . . .on second thought, maybe I'm reading the name wrong.  Insead of pee-hole, his name may be prounced like phat. . . . phole. . . . fole. . .  . . .this should be a phol?

[PHole717]

Hah, Okay time to explan my name. My name is Patrick Hoell. One might think my last name is "Hole" But it is pronounced Hoyle. My first initial is P making me P-Hole. My brother is Andy. He is A-Hole. My parents didn't think of this because we hadn't got telemarketers yet asking for Mr. or Mrs. Hole.

PS: If it were 'fole' it would be Phole, not PHole. Capitalization my friend.

Capitalization is the difference between "I helped Jack off a horse" and "I helped jack off a horse."

[Nails]

Ever see the episode of Looney Tunes where Buggs Bunny Pitches the ball, then runs really fast and catches it. THen he plays every position. Then some fat guys hits a huge bomb to the empire state building and Bugs runs in a parking garage and catches it. I'm saying that Valenzuela can do this, but more. He can also be the umpire.

"Baseball Bugs"  ....classic episode.

[PHole717]

Ever see the episode of Looney Tunes where Buggs Bunny Pitches the ball, then runs really fast and catches it. THen he plays every position. Then some fat guys hits a huge bomb to the empire state building and Bugs runs in a parking garage and catches it. I'm saying that Valenzuela can do this, but more. He can also be the umpire.

"Baseball Bugs"  ....classic episode.

I officially Love you. but in the RBI Bugs Bunny way... not the i wanna fuck you way.

[fightonusc]

Thank you for letting me know your real name, Mr. Hole. We will now commence with stalking you, and eventually breaking into your house and going all "Hatian immigrant in an NYPD jail cell" on you with a broomstick.

Sincerely,
The Dee-Nee Community

[OctoFranco]

Ever see the episode of Looney Tunes where Buggs Bunny Pitches the ball, then runs really fast and catches it. THen he plays every position. Then some fat guys hits a huge bomb to the empire state building and Bugs runs in a parking garage and catches it. I'm saying that Valenzuela can do this, but more. He can also be the umpire.

"Baseball Bugs"  ....classic episode.

I officially Love you. but in the RBI Bugs Bunny way... not the i wanna fuck you way.

I officially love you.  Period.

[BeefMaster]

Ever see the episode of Looney Tunes where Buggs Bunny Pitches the ball, then runs really fast and catches it. THen he plays every position. Then some fat guys hits a huge bomb to the empire state building and Bugs runs in a parking garage and catches it. I'm saying that Valenzuela can do this, but more. He can also be the umpire.

"Baseball Bugs"  ....classic episode.

I officially Love you. but in the RBI Bugs Bunny way... not the i wanna fuck you way.

I officially love you.  Period.

But does he officially love you Question Mark