Things to do in Columbus during the tournament...

[TbT]

I was just kidding when I said I was afraid to pick you up.  Between Attezz and I, you're covered!

I have already determined that my first responce after meeting TBT is going to be "look at this fucking guy". No offense I use it alot

that would fall under a little thing i like to call  "the appropriate response" 

that is all

[Mike D.]

I'd be down for a luxury box on Friday night.  What, $30/apiece?  Not bad if you ask me.  Plus, easy way for RDub and I to score dates..."Got a luxury box for the Clippers game, wanna come?"

[malnuboy]

I'd be down for a luxury box on Friday night.  What, $30/apiece?  Not bad if you ask me.  Plus, easy way for RDub and I to score dates..."Got a luxury box for the Clippers game, wanna come?"

don't worry either way, I know plenty of dead hookers who don't mind bleacher seats.

[GDavis]

You're going Friday night?  I guess I'll be getting in late and miss the fun. 

[fightonusc]

You're going Friday night? I guess I'll be getting in late and miss the fun.

- I suspect that this is going to be a very last-minute decision

- Also, I'm sure we'll be leaving early enough to hit to the town afterwards, so just join us then.

[Flood]

You're going Friday night? I guess I'll be getting in late and miss the fun.

- I suspect that this is going to be a very last-minute decision

- Also, I want to have sex with your butt

[fightonusc]

You're going Friday night? I guess I'll be getting in late and miss the fun.

- I suspect that this is going to be a very last-minute decision

- Also, I want to have sex with your butt

- Also also, I want CurtFlood to watch

[GDavis]

Who's having sex with my butt?  I'm confused.

[fightonusc]

Who's having sex with my butt? I'm confused.

All kidding aside, McLane sent this photo to me and asked me pass it along to you and ask if you're "bi-curiious". I don't know what this all means, but it can't be good...

[ultimate7]

PSOW

EDIT:  Mcclane, you may as well call a truce now, because if USC goes into photoshop mode, you are going to lose the battle badly (unless you can get BeeJay to do some work for you)

[Mike D.]

Keep it going....

[fightonusc]

If Pussy McBitchTits can't be bothered with a proper response other than repeating the same drunken, semi-hearted insult over and over again until he collapses onto his keyboard (leading Kat - who is a saint - to have to carry him to bed and explain to their crying child that "Daddy just got really sleepy. Then he got really sick all over the carpet. Then he got sleepy again."), then why should I continue. Much like a dog that's been run over after rdub chased it into on-coming traffic, it's time to put this bitch out of its misery.

That is to say, him continuing this is similar to him showing up for our game - an exercise in futility. Then again, as an ASU graduate, he should know about exercises in futility...



Seriously, just raise the white flag, stay in bed on Saturday morning rather than get killed by me, and save whatever dignity you have left.

[fknmclane]

I have very sexy knee caps...and I'm fucking done.  fightonusc is the fucking man and I bow down to him.  I hope everyone enjoyed our tete a tete.  His tete is far bigge than mine.  Bu tmy cock is far ibgger than his.

[Nacho]

Mclane is drunk rather early in the evening today.  Well done.

[Mike D.]

OK- RDub and I have booked three tee times for foursomes, all of them at 10:45AM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.  Grab a spot if you're interested.  Malnu- we got you for Friday.