RBI Pick-up lines

GDavis · 08/20/03, 08:55:28 AM

Allow me to introduce my Pettis to your Viola.

Ever had an Orosco-gasm?

BeefMaster · 08/20/03, 10:56:58 AM

So, what's the over/under on the number of Randy Bush jokes in this thread? I say 5.

Mike D. · 08/20/03, 12:35:24 PM

All I know is most girls run from my bedroom after sex looking like they just got out in RBI-- crying.

vgp100 · 08/20/03, 12:47:58 PM

They always leave disappointed.

fknmclane · 08/20/03, 01:24:37 PM

My Pettis always seems to dribble when I touch her Ashby.

Mike D. · 08/20/03, 02:00:17 PM

I like to use my man-Armas to bang her in the Bass.

GDavis · 08/21/03, 09:14:58 AM

I hear you like it in the Reardon.

doveRBI · 08/21/03, 09:21:14 AM

Man, don't even think about it.... can't you tell that she's a dykstra?!

GDavis · 08/21/03, 09:56:26 AM

That sucks! I'll never get with Herr.

fknmclane · 08/21/03, 11:48:27 AM

The Grich on my Pettis is very Pena.

GDavis · 08/21/03, 11:56:45 AM

Quote from: fknmclane on 08/21/03, 11:48:27 AM
The Grich on my Pettis is very Pena.

I'm gonna need a translation on this one:

The (itch/bitch) on my penis is very ?_______?

GDavis · 08/21/03, 12:11:56 PM

You got Nokes on my Blyleven!

fknmclane · 08/21/03, 01:05:38 PM

Translation: The itch on my penis is very painful.

Sorry, that was kind of a stretch.

Teuful for oral. Good one.

GDavis · 12/11/03, 12:45:43 PM

If I was Chet Lemon my pick up line would be:

"Go suck a Lemon!"

Briznock · 12/11/03, 02:02:13 PM

How about "I bet she (Jose) Canseco mean (Danny) Cox"

Or "Her smelly crotch is about to (Greg) Gagne"

Sky Dawg · 12/14/03, 03:03:13 AM

When are you gonna Gibson of your sweet lovin' to me?

Sky Dawg · 12/14/03, 03:05:19 AM

Would you like to Joyner in the sack with me?

Sky Dawg · 12/14/03, 03:06:18 AM

When I see you I get a Herndon.

Sky Dawg · 12/14/03, 03:09:03 AM

Oh, c'mon Sharon! My ex let me put it in Hrbek end.....

Sky Dawg · 12/14/03, 03:15:34 AM

I'm not even gonna hit the lobbed softball of Danny Cox.

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