RBI 2 & 3

[opp1212]

Has anybody made an updated version of either of these classics?

[doveRBI]

I'll save everyone the time.  Rbi 2 and 3 are as gay as Jon Lockhart.  Play Rbi 1 and drink heavily.

[fknmclane]

Thank goodness for Dove.  Being only at a two-star level, I didn't think I had the tenure to say it.  But Dove is right.  Dove, does that count as a drunk post?  I didn't sense enough anger.

[BeefMaster]

Since I'm also a closet RBI 3 junkie, I'll provide the token civil post.  To answer your question, no.  I don't know that an RBI 2/3 (preferably 3) editor would be impossible to produce - one of the guys on the boards glanced at the data in the ROM and found that the player data was stored similarly to the original RBI.  The problem is that RBI 2/3 never really caught on with the general population like RBI did, and consequently there isn't a community surrounding it to put together something like that.  I wouldn't be surprised if an editor or edited ROM shows up at some point, but I don't see it happening in the near future.

[doveRBI]

No I was sober.  Just very tired.  I had just driven 15 hours straight returning from Milwaukee WI.  Had I been drunken the advice at the end would probably have said "hink dreavily" or something like that.  Astute analysis Bruce Willis.  Anyways, I have actually played rbi 2 and 3 many times, but its just not the same.  I mean, honestly, I'm not sure what those tengen clowns were doing it is like the exact opposite game.  Guys are tall and lanky instead of short and fat give me a break.  Not enough bops either.

[opp1212]

You guys must be smoking crack, or maybe some pole.  RBI 1 was cool when I was about 6.  RBI 2 & 3 are far superior.  RBI 1 is also cool for the mentally handicapped.

[vgp100]

Hey opp.
What are you doing here? Maybe you could find an RBI 2 site somewhere.

[doveRBI]

VGP has said it all, but I can hardly resist putting in my 2 cents.  I will refrain from personal insults, but anyone who would put rbi 2 and 3 in the same sentence with rbi 1 (without demonstrating 1's major superiority) is a complete douchebag.

[Xenos]

Neglecting RBI 2 & 3 is like ignoring an unwanted child, or cousin. You hacks should be ashamed of yourself. Just because you don't prefer it doesn't me you can ignore it. 2 & 3 are still part of the RBI family. Selah...

[doveRBI]

Screw it.  I'll leave that shit to my alteregos doveRBI2 and doveRBI3.  They are assholes anyways.  I'm gonna mix old style with man-wine now.

[fknmclane]

My two cents:  I have never played RBI 2 or 3 and don't ever plan to.  I've seen them played and that was enough.  RBI OG is the real deal and really the only game that matters.  That's why this site was started.  So let's stop all this talk about 2 and 3.  It's a waste of my fucking time to be reading posts from guys who are never on here defending 2 and 3.  FUCK RBI 2 AND RBI 3. There, I said it.  That was for you, Dove.

[Mike D.]

Xenos and Opp, I hope you run into Kevin Mitchell in a dark alley someday.   Never bring up those two "games" on this site again.  I'm fired up.

[fknmclane]

Opps post was only his sixth.  Does that "polesmoker" have radar for when anyone shits on RBI 2 or 3?  UNtil you've paid your dues, you've got no place to talk shit, let alone call everyone a polesmoker.  Douchebag.

[Mike D.]

That fool needs to be disciplined.  I've had STD exams that were more enjoyable than playing RBI 2 or 3.

[Xenos]

Wait just a cotton-picking minute here! Are you guys telling me that in order to have "paid your dues", you must have several dozen posts?!!? I thought someone who has played the game since childhood would have already paid their dues. Is this site just about you, or is it about The Game? Jesus Tap-dancing Christ! And just the other day you all were bitching about the lack of any recent posts. Bottom-line: we all enjoy RBI, but some of us enjoy 2 & 3. Deal with it!

[Craig3410]

I already know RBI 2 & 3 don't have  a thousandth of the fun in 2-player mode, but since I play the ROMS alone anyway, that doesn't matter.

I think if someone updated the teams to today and released an editor, I'd enjoy  it, but seems I'm the only one.    

[Mike D.]

Xenos- please restrain from using racially charged language in the forums.  And yes, it is about The Game.  RBI 1.  Because that is the only game.  See my previous posts for an explanation on the "mystical theory" of any other RBI game.

[Xenos]

Racially charged? I never meant to use racially charged language. Please forgive my choice of words. ¡Cómo el atrevimiento usted me acusa de usar palabras racial desafiadas!  ¡Debo piss en su zapato para eso!

[fknmclane]

I think he questioned why you accused him of using racial language.  Then I think he said to either piss in his shoe or hat or that he would stick his foot up your ass.  My spanish is obviously very rusty.

I wish this topic would just die off.  RBI 2 and 3 smoke pole.  Chinge tu madre, pinche cabron.

[Xenos]

I'm just messing around. No hard feelings ok? Sie können meinen deutschen Esel küssen, den Sie um Schweinbumser sichkümmerten!