Gooden goes yard!

[TbT]

over the wall!  home run!  yes bitchez, it CAN BE DONE.  then he pitches a scoreless 9th and i get a 3-1 win over my buddy chad.  FknMcUnbelievable......and then shortly afterward i woke up.

damn rbi anyways, i should be dreaming about can bangin chicks and not nes games. 

[OctoFranco]

Ain't nobody believe nuthin' unless you got proof.  Not that I don't believe you personally, although I wouldn't have three months ago.

Congratulations in any event.  You say it actually went OVER the wall?  Okay, well now I'm getting a bit skeptical...

[BeeJay]

and then shortly afterward i woke up.

I think everyone's gone retarded tonight.

[Attezzobal]

Me fail engish? that's unpossible

[OctoFranco]

I don't know which was stupider, posting that before reading the entire original post, or this thread's existence in the first place.  I mean, I have erotic dreams about Willie McGee all the time, but I don't go around posting about it...

[Shooty]

Ain't nobody believe nuthin' unless you got proof. 

Nope...that's why I'm agnostic.  And personally I believe in a higher power a smidge more than I believe in pitcher homeruns.  And bth of those come in a distant second (or third) to bigfoot.

[TbT]

no seriously i dreamt about this shit...then i woke up to feel rather deflated that it was only a dream.   

[erhajj]

This thread caused me to get all flush until I read it. 

[DamnTheCowboys]

I think the RBI programmers screwed up when they made it impossible for pitchers to hit homers.  THey should have put their homer ratio at the same as Vince Coleman's.   That would have been fair enough.

[JoeDirt]

I've seen Vince hit a few bombs...

[RedBarron]

i think you hit one out against me with Vince

[Stock]

I've seen Vince hit a few bombs...

Not me.  I take that bitch out every time.

[Nacho]

I am a firm believer that pitches cannot even hit homeruns in dreams.  I think TBT is lying.

[TommyD (MrOJ)]

I am a firm believer that pitches cannot even hit homeruns in dreams.  I think TBT is lying.

But can pitchers?

[TbT]

ha...speling mishaps are sometimes funny.  well i did wake up with my shorts all gooey, if that means anything.

[BeefMaster]

I've seen Vince hit a few bombs...

Not me. I take that bitch out every time.

Why?  Do the Cards really have enough power on the bench to justify removing the game's fastest player?

[Gantry]

No, no they do not.  If you are going to take out a speedster, make it the highly overrated Ozzie Smith...