Has anyone combined these two? If no one has, we should all race to see if we can be the first to recieve a hummer while hitting a homer.
The real challenge would be to make this happen without a hooker.
Sucka's obviously not married.
Actually, I thought that blowjobs end exactly one day after the honeymoon. Isn't that in the contract?
It was definitely in mine.
That F'ing Mclane is at it again. For you unmarried RBI'ers what F'ing has said is both accurate and sad. I fear my days of hummers and homers must be past. Wives don't commiserate to dee-nee goals.
Are you guys 100% serious about the no hummer thing? What do you guys do when your old lady is on the rag?
At least for me it isn't a 100% moratorium, but it's about like pulling teeth to seal the deal. In a related story, I'm working on a new substance down in my secret mad scientist lab that will cure this problem. I'm thinking of calling it "tequila." What do you guys think?
Quote from: GDavis on 12/26/03, 02:58:16 PM
Are you guys 100% serious about the no hummer thing? What do you guys do when your old lady is on the rag?
Whaddya think? I give ol' Rosy Palm and her five friends a call.
Quote from: doveRBI on 12/26/03, 04:42:03 PM
At least for me it isn't a 100% moratorium, but it's about like pulling teeth to seal the deal.
Mission Impossible.
I've never heard of RBI with a blowjob, but hang on to any girl that'll do it. Christ, might want to hang onto any guy that can pull it off...
Or llama.
Quote from: doveRBI on 12/26/03, 04:42:03 PM
At least for me it isn't a 100% moratorium, but it's about like pulling teeth to seal the deal. In a related story, I'm working on a new substance down in my secret mad scientist lab that will cure this problem. I'm thinking of calling it "tequila." What do you guys think?
Porn is awesome. Try the DVD "Jenna Loves Kobe".
Kobe Tai--not Bryant.
I haven't reached that point in my marriage just yet. I'd just be too afraid of my wife or daughter catching me or something. That would be a rather traumatic experience for my little girl.
how many of you fucks are married?
Married March 10th, 2001.
Not even close, bud. Single, single, single.
Couple months after McLane for me (5/19/01).
At what point do married men give up their balls? Most of my married friends have none.
The ones that have kids--fuck them. I love talking about formula for an hour. For some reason, married people with kids turn into fucking asswipes.
Hey!
It's true that men with kids turn into asswipes or whatever but that's just the way it is. Responsibility is a motherfucker but those that choose to accept it and happily go on with their lives and raise their kids the right way should be commended not blasted.
It sucks not being able to get shitfaced every night at the bar but there's a tradeoff. Do your job as a dad and husband and ye shall be rewarded (not with a blowjob of course.)
It's easy to knock your married friends but you too will someday be one of those guys you are presently knocking. And you'll like it.
By the way, I gave up my balls before I was married. My sack hasn't been in my possession for about four years now - I knocked my girl up before we were married.
Sucka free's pick up line for mom's:
"Hey mother, want another?"
My married friends always tell me how hard it is to raise kids. Raising kids isn't that hard. Try convincing your girlfriend to have her 3rd abortion. Now THAT'S hard!
Quote from: GDavis@Amsterdam on 01/05/04, 11:59:33 AM
My married friends always tell me how hard it is to raise kids. Raising kids isn't that hard. Try convincing your girlfriend to have her 3rd abortion. Now THAT'S hard!
Dee-Nee!
Where's the smiley GDavis? I hope that was a sick joke.
After a while, you just gotta drug her and punch her in the gut and hope she doesn't remember a thing
This is a very funny thread... I dont' know about the whole marriage thing, maybe I just haven't found the right girl. But most of my engaged/married friends have definitely tapered off the fun stuff big time. You know who you are bitches...
I don't want to grow up, I'm a Dee-Nee kid...
My girlfriend and I went to Miami last week for the Orange Bowl and I proposed while we were down there. Now that everyone knows it seems like half of southern Ohio is in shock b/c I'm the guy that no one could see settling down, but i guess there's a time for everything.
However, that doesn't mean that the next 7 months until our wedding can't be turned into one long batchelor party.
Congrats to HB. Way to go, dude. Too bad it had to happen at the Orange Bowl. Where you from? I got tons of fam in Cincy/Hamilton/Fairfield. Bachelor parties are only for the last month. Don't push it if you really wanna get married.
Lemme guess, you proposed to her when Miami did the fake punt. I was almost excited enough to propose myself. Too bad my girlfriend was sleeping at the time.
Thanks guys.
The week was great but yeah, the game left a lot to be desired. We got tickets when it was basically a lock that Ohio State would play Miami in a rematch of last years title game but we were willing to watch any matchup. However, I don't know if there were 2 teams I would rather see less than F$U and Cryami. If OSU was playing I had considered doing it on the scoreboard but I did it on midnight on New Years since I didn't really care about the game.
About the RBI/BJ, she's so happy right now it might be worth a shot. I was shocked to get one the other day when I was looking at porn on the computer so RBI might not be much of a stretch.
fcnmclane:
I'm from Portsmouth, near the southern tip of Ohio. We're a little under 2 hours SE of Cincy and we go all the time for reds games and other stuff.
If you got a BJ after getting caught looking at porn here's how you need to follow it up.
1. start a game of RBI
2. conveniently place nudie magazine next to you
3. start pounding the computer but make it last
4. call your wife into the room for the seventh inning stretch
5. make the magazine obvious
6. enjoy!
Get it into the prenup....
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST????????? I would love to hear if someone can pull this off!
Married 8/5/2000....after my junior year in college. I definitely haven't seen the marriage/no BJ correlation yet, and hopefully I never will. As far as getting one after getting caught looking at porn.......that's only something that happens in pornos, right? It's like when the furnace guy shows up and starts banging a hot chick within 2 minutes. I think I've watched too much porn....or is that possible?
There's no such thing as watching too much porn. Skin-i-max is key!!!!
Sucka...when are you gonna put a picture of my ol' favorite, Shannon Tweed, onto your Offical Hot Chicks Thread and Liquor Thread? Nudity optional (but preferred).
Dee-Nee!!
Shannon Tweed rules.
Skinemax doesn't do it for me anymore.
Female ejaculation is where it's at.
Quote from: Lips on 01/07/04, 07:26:06 PM
There's no such thing as watching too much porn. Skin-i-max is key!!!!
Sucka...when are you gonna put a picture of my ol' favorite, Shannon Tweed, onto your Offical Hot Chicks Thread and Liquor Thread? Nudity optional (but preferred).
Dee-Nee!!
Shannon Tweed it is....I'd post some tits...but will gantry lock the thread?
I couldn't see Gantry being offended by a nipple or two.
A nude pic of Shannon Tweed is fine by me, but don't go overboard...
I'll grab a picture....when i get off of work.
Ok, Sucka. I better not be disappointed when I get home.
Dee-Nee!!
So has anyone had a hummer while homering? Or is the contest still undecided?
Knowing this crowd, this argument ain't gonna be decided anytime soon.
Maybe if I go out with a blind girl I could pull off this feat. Just turn the sound all the way down.
This should be wager where everyone some puts in a buck for every month. The winner gets the pot. Powerball, anyone?
That idea would banqrupt us all, one dollar at a time.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/15/04, 10:41:13 PM
This should be wager where everyone some puts in a buck for every month. The winner gets the pot. Powerball, anyone?
I think this is a great idea....
"Hey, how you doin'? Wanna come over and suck me off while I dominate the computer in RBI? Oh come on! I guarantee you won't find a better time anywhere in town. BIOTCH!"
The problem would be trying to convince her why you want this. Most girls are up for something fucked up--it may not be hard to convince someone in a medium length relationship.
Whoever does this MUST descibe how he did this at lenth. It's an absolute must.
and provide pics
Does this mean you have to play the computer? Not sure if its worth it...
Quote from: Gantry on 01/16/04, 03:58:31 PM
Does this mean you have to play the computer? Not sure if its worth it...
If you could get "serviced" while playing a budy that would be incredible. However, You do have the option of internet play. Personally playing soley is a small price to pay.
I may be able to pull this off. It be a little weird with the possiblity of having a little of my shaft on the internet. But I cant even imagine the hilarity of that video. But I do know this girl who loves to suck dick and she even gave me head as a tip once when i delivered her a pizza. Itd be the video tape part that she wouldnt probably go for. Id have to find a way to cover her face or something.
I am seriously laughing hard enough taht it hurts right now. The visual i just got of me with a nintendo controller in my hand resting on top of her bobbing head is just fucking killing me. With that music and the Screen of RBI in the back ground.
I think that the bass line in the RBI music would probably turn her on.
Quote from: Briznock on 01/21/04, 02:40:48 PM
I may be able to pull this off. It be a little weird with the possiblity of having a little of my shaft on the internet. But I cant even imagine the hilarity of that video. But I do know this girl who loves to suck dick and she even gave me head as a tip once when i delivered her a pizza. Itd be the video tape part that she wouldnt probably go for. Id have to find a way to cover her face or something.
I am seriously laughing hard enough taht it hurts right now. The visual i just got of me with a nintendo controller in my hand resting on top of her bobbing head is just fucking killing me. With that music and the Screen of RBI in the back ground.
Briz, the music is the best part. Dead silence except for slurping and RBI music. Just picturing something like that reminds me of some strange 70's eastern european art film.
Quote from: Briznock on 01/21/04, 02:40:48 PM
I may be able to pull this off. It be a little weird with the possiblity of having a little of my shaft on the internet. But I cant even imagine the hilarity of that video. But I do know this girl who loves to suck dick and she even gave me head as a tip once when i delivered her a pizza. Itd be the video tape part that she wouldnt probably go for. Id have to find a way to cover her face or something.
I am seriously laughing hard enough taht it hurts right now. The visual i just got of me with a nintendo controller in my hand resting on top of her bobbing head is just fucking killing me. With that music and the Screen of RBI in the back ground.
A quick snapshot jpg would do the trick if she wasn't up for a video.
Quote from: doveRBI on 01/21/04, 02:46:37 PM
I think that the bass line in the RBI music would probably turn her on.
Post of the year so far.
A blowjob for pizza delivery? Why can't I meet girls like this?
Briz, you gotta get this done. This would probably top Dove's wedding day RBI game.
Ill get to working on it. Next time i talk to her Ill just kinda work it into the conversation.....
Me: "How have you been doing?
Her: "Good, Ive been working a lot though. How about yourself?"
Me: "Ive been great. Other than losing a lot at RBI Baseball."
Her: "Whats that?"
Me: "Its a nintendo game that I am going to play tonight while you suck my dick, and i have to get a picture or a short video of it."
Her: "Oh OK."
See.... It wont be that hard
Based on this thread, I have come to the conclusion that Briznock is not a real person, but rather a character in a Vivid Video production, posting in our forums to taunt us.
Yeah right after that he'll slip out of the pizza uniform, put on that of a plumber (see:mario) and fuck her neighbor on the washing machine. damn the lives of those porn stars.
Yes i have a tiny shaft.
Do you wanna borrow my tweezers?
not quite that tiny.
Without a doubt, that would be the ultimate of pinnacles. The only thing cooler that comes to mind would be getting a B.J., while playing RBI, to a sold-out crowd at MSG. Oh, and the giver of the sweet melody down below would be none other than Jessica Alba, the sweetest Chocha in town. ;D THAT'S NICE....
Brings to mind Mrs. Costanza after catching George doing, you know. "You should do that for a living. You could sell out Madison Square Garden!"
fknmclance,
SInce you're married you might have the best shot at pulling this thing off. You or any other married dee-nee should sack up and go for it....its the stuff legends are made of.
It has been happening quite a bit lately. I could probaby pull it off but there's no way in hell you guys are getting a picture or video. I'll see what I can do. You never know unless you try, I guess.
I get excited everytime there's a new post to this thread...but alas, no photo or video yet. :'( Hurry up Briznock.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/27/04, 12:39:18 PM
It has been happening quite a bit lately. I could probaby pull it off but there's no way in hell you guys are getting a picture or video. I'll see what I can do. You never know unless you try, I guess.
LOL...you a solid solid forum guy so I would have no problem taking your word if you are able to pull it off. But since there will be no picture, definitly try to be detailed with the describtion, i.e. what team you are using, who you are playing against, what inning is it, score of the game, ect.
I'll be sure to take solid notes of all my surroundings.
I've been thinking about and really think I can pull this off. That's it, I'm on a mission.
Chubbs, don't say a fuckin' word to Kat.
Listen to the man, Chubbs. Secrecy is key in this situation.
Mclane-
I think you should set up a hidden camera. I don't need to see shaft, but a bobbing head would be nice. Oh yeah, and make sure RBI is on in the background.
Alright, let's get something straight right quick. I'm gonna take care of this but there will be NO documentation except my written word. That's it. My wife bobbin my knob is not going to be broadcast on the internet. Period.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/27/04, 06:20:49 PM
Alright, let's get something straight right quick. I'm gonna take care of this but there will be NO documentation except my written word. That's it. My wife bobbin my knob is not going to be broadcast on the internet. Period.
Agreed. Girlfriends are one thing but I would draw the line at marrige as well. I'll take your word for it, but again, I want to hear about the game situations and team selections. Mood is everything.
I'd pick St. Louis. I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.
Willie McGee revves my engine.
This is like the quest for the Holy Grail
Quote from: CurtFlood on 01/28/04, 03:53:28 PM
This is like the quest for the Holy Grail
Good call....plus it will give a whoole new meaning to the term "bop"
I tried really hard 2 nights ago. See the , "RBI related injuries" thread for the result.
I'm gonna pull it off on Super Bowl Sunday.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/29/04, 10:53:02 AM
I'm gonna pull it off on Super Bowl Sunday.
NICE.....WE HAVE AN OFFICAL COUNTDOWN!!! I don't think I ahve ever root for some dude i never met in person to get a hum job so bad. I think the entire forum is pulling for Mclane to "win" the superbowl this sunday. Best of luck.
Quote from: GDavis on 01/27/04, 06:56:25 PM
I'd pick St. Louis. I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.
Good point. Mclane, have you thought about which team you'll be choosing?
I'm definitely going with St. Louis. I won't slaughter the computer real quick. Gotta make that shit last, you know?
Plus, when I finish off I can yell the Jack Buck line, "Go crazy, folks! Go crazy!"
We should take bets on which inning things "go down". I say the action stops in the 5th.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/29/04, 10:53:02 AM
I'm gonna pull it off on Super Bowl Sunday.
WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
It was a sad day in McLaneville, my friends. I let all of you down. I feel terrible.
I got home from Chubbs' Super Bowl party and crashed. I was fucking wasted. I couldn't have done it even if I tried.
But this incident will not stop me from attaining the goal of RBI nirvana. It must be done.
The quest continues....someone in Chicago needs to STEP THE FUCK UP!!!
Good point. I think you know what I meant. I wouldn't have been able to raise the flag.
SOLID topic!
I'm dying to get a blow job right now and a Nintendo, but I doubt that I can call the fiance up and tell her to grab RBI and head up to Fort McCoy ASAP.
The thing that has me rolling is the thought of RBI music replacing 70s porn music someday.
In my best Dee-Nee impression:
Dee-nee-dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-dee-nee-nee, nee-nee! Dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-nee, dee-nee-nee-nee.
Lips may be the only one that appreciates my Dee-Nee song ability (remember my theme song to Jaws?).
Good to see Sperling alive and well! Some others would appreciate your song, I think nightwulf or someone put the RBI Theme into musical notation awhile back...
F'n money. May that tune ring forever in our minds.
Apparently I asked my fiance about this during the Super Bowl. I don't really recall much of that day after about 2pm so I was just filled in on the conversation by her yesterday. From my understanding it started when I was looking at this site and went about like this.
FIANCE: RBI and Blowjobs? What the hell is that?
BAINES: It's a thread about trying to get someone to give you head while you play RBI. This would be a good idea for us. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
FIANCE: Sure, I don't care.
BAINES: (shocked) Are you serious? This would mean a lot to a lot of people.
FIANCE: Yeah, I don't care. Does your Nintendo even work though?
BAINES: Umm....no....FUCK!!!!
Basically, I was drunk and joking around all along but may possibly have a chance at this. She's always been pretty cool about things and even plays the RBI drinking game with us occasionally. I do need to get my NES working or borrow one from a friend though as I know she has no desire to do it at someone else's house.
I'll see what I can do and keep everybody posted.
Working on it still. Made some progress the other night. I've found out this isn't a sprint. It's a marathon.
Quote from: BAINES on 02/09/04, 01:26:09 AM
BAINES: (shocked) Are you serious? This would mean a lot to a lot of people.
What's funny is that it really would. Dee-nee for life. Think we can be recognized as a bonafide religion?
Nightwulf
It is a race between mklane and baines.....my money is on baines!
A religion based on RBI and blowjobs? I guess it's not any crazier than Mormons.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/09/04, 06:35:06 PM
A religion based on RBI and blowjobs? I guess it's not any crazier than Mormons.
Wow, quote of the century
I have cancer!
IT HAPPENED TO ME TONIGHT!!!!!!
RBI and bj at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wife was in a giving and good mood.
No fucking way!
Are you serious?!
If you are, you are definately the man.
Do not bullshit on this Erhajj. Swear on the gods of RBI that it happened and we will believe you. But we must have details.
No, not how long it took, but what team, what inning, final score, etc.
How exactly did you get her to do it?
Bastard. I'm jealous.
I swear to the RBI gods.
AL allstars versus NL. The BJ started when the game started and I beat the computer 13 - 3 in 4 innings. The BJ lasted longer than the game. I subbed McGwire in for Ripken and hit two homers with him.
I just told my wife that I thought that it would be cool and she was like, OK. I played on an emulator and not the NES. Do I get points off for that?
Wow....
I'm not sure how I can knock any points off. It woulda been better if you were playing NES but no matter. I'm speechless. I'm without speech.
Does she know you're telling all of us about it and that was the reason you asked?
But did you dot her eyes?
That's just wrong to ask that about another man's wife!
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/12/04, 11:18:18 AM
I'm not sure how I can knock any points off. It woulda been better if you were playing NES but no matter. I'm speechless. I'm without speech.
Does she know you're telling all of us about it and that was the reason you asked?
She doesn't know about the website although I don't think that she would mind. My wife is cool about things like that.
Hang onto that wife erhajj...
I am very lucky. She is great. I am going to have to come through tommorow for valentines day.
She have a sister Erhajj??
no, but she does have a gay brother.
Hmmmmm ::)
It is the truth, she does.
Is he hung like a fucking mule? Just curious. ::)
I have no idea. I have never asked or seen him naked.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/15/04, 07:24:32 PM
Is he hung like a fucking mule? Just curious. ::)
maybe we have a love connection, here?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 02/15/04, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/15/04, 07:24:32 PM
Is he hung like a fucking mule? Just curious. ::)
maybe we have a love connection, here?
Probably not...he likes long walks on the beach, and I don't have any fucking legs. So I guess I'll have to keep the wife.
hey man. He is my brother in law not yours. I will pimp him out on this web site!
All joking aside.....Erhajj, that is the shit my friend.
What's the female equivalent I wonder????
Now I havent been around for a while i know. So first off... Has there been any videos yet?
If not i have gotten confirmation that a girl friend of mine would do it. Even better is that her friend is in too. Thatd be a double BJ while playing RBI. I could almost shoot a load just thinking about it. Anyway. im not sure when she will be down again but i told her that it was for an RBI website and she didnt care... as long as her face isnt in it. BOOYAH. Im gonna have to get this all set up. And get back with you all with hopefully some good news
There is no way that I could ever arrange a double. Good luck to you.
Briznock's post just gave me a boner...and to tell you the truth I feel kind of ashamed about it. Because boners are for the Anything Goes board...and not the RBI board. Oh well.
you mean that you don't think that RBI is sexy?
I received a text message from this girl tonight while at work......
this was her text word for word....
"Nintendo, your cock, my mouth, video camera, (other girls name)..... tomorrow night"
I just came.
well, i hope you saved that!
wow.
This thread is off the hook. I have never clicked on this thread for I thought it was stupid, plus I normally just sort through the 'anything goes' topics. But I for some reason I clicked on the RBI Baseball topics ans saw 9 fucking pages! I thought to myself, "what the fuck are they talking about, I have to look". I almost fell off of my chair when someone (GDavis I think) said something about St. Louis being the most sensual team because they have Fugly! Shit that's funny.
If Briznock does get a double BJ and puts a vid on the forum, I'm not sure I'd look in fear of viewing his cock. Boy that would suck (no pun intended). Can you imagine....RBI PORN.
Dear lord...... an RBI porn. What is next? RBI and Rimjobs?
I watched the Seinfeld episode where George combines food and sex. I think RBI and a blowjob would have to be the ultimate.
I'm giving myself a month to finally get this done.
Two at once? Wow.
Quote from: Vitb6 on 02/18/04, 10:44:37 PM
plus I normally just sort through the 'anything goes' topics.
...but it's not in the 'anything goes' thread!
Ok. Tonight could be the greatest night in my life. I am looking forward to this more than anything ive ever done. If it is at all possible i would like to keep shooting over and over til i get a Jim Lindeman homer on film and then pan down to the action :o . I must admit though as the zero hour approaches i am getting less and less secure about having part of my cock on the internet. So i hope i can get away with this video without seeing actual oral penetration. I know that it can be easily faked here but maybe some slurping will make up for it. But i am gonna get all the shit set up now. Expect a post immediatly after the deed is done for confirmation. Then as soon as i feel i have a decent video Ill work on posting that.
show the oral dammit!!!!
This thread is fucking crazy...you got some cool friends, Briznock.
or a vivid imagination....
This is amazing! I get the "halftime hummer" fairly regularly and I think thats pretty damn exciting. The RBI BJ would reallyl be an accomplishment, let alone a double. If this is videotaped and put on here, I would have a new personal hero. Where do you find chicks like this?
The nearest middle school.
Braces kick ass
so do small hands to make your johnson look bigger.
...maybe this was not a good thing...maybe he died from it...
:'( :'( :'(
I know I would have. ;)
It takes a long time to splice your face over Ron Jeremy's.
It never happened. If it had, Briz would be gloating all over the board. Who's next?
So as it stands I am the only one to pull this off!
QuoteSo as it stands I am the only one to pull this off!
Yeah well I did it like 3 years ago. Ok I'm kidding, but I just can't believe anyone without proof. If you did it once before I'm sure you will have no problem getting a camera out and proving it. Kinda like the pitcher HR. I need proof before I believe it, as do others I'm assuming.
I don't think that wifey would go for the photo.
take a video and then photoshop the face out. Put sunglasses on her or just cover her face...
Quote from: erhajj on 02/22/04, 01:36:32 PM
I don't think that wifey would go for the photo.
It's easy enough to take care of.
Example: friend of mine wanted to show off his ridiculous hair, but didn't necessarily want his actual face floating around.
Result: http://www.myqto.com/nightwulf/holyhair/holyhair.jpg
Nightwulf
QuoteOk I'm kidding, but I just can't believe anyone without proof.
Bah. You just want some free homemade porn.
QuoteBah. You just want some free homemade porn.
Nah. I just think it would be funny.
Putting picures of myself or my wife on the internet is not something that I would do.
Nightwulf, your friend's hair looks like Harry from Dumb and Dumber.
Quote from: Vitb6 on 02/22/04, 02:44:05 PM
take a video and then photoshop the face out. Put sunglasses on her or just cover her face...
how about just using two brown bags?
paper cuts
plus why waste two ggod bags.....still seeing the bags would be fucking hilarious
hmmm. paper bag porn. That would be up there with clown porn.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc_1
Makes you think twice. ;)
the link is broken. What was the jist of the article?
Fixed link: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc_1 (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc_1)
Basically, some researchers have found evidence linking oral sex to mouth cancer. They think it's connected to a virus suspected to cause cervical cancer, but it can happen from both cunnilingus and fellatio.
The risk is suspected to be really really small (think - how many people do you know who have mouth cancer? How many people do you know who have oral sex?). Also, they collected their data from a survey - from the article, they asked people with a certain kind of oral cancer "Have you had oral sex?" You'd think that if there was a true link, they'd need to know how much oral sex they were having, whether their partners had any sort of cancer, etc. In short, it's a typical crap study that gets picked up by the news media (I HATE mainstream science reporting), and it's not going to keep my tongue away from my wife or vice-versa (I hope).
mainstream reporting on anything pretty much sucks. Things are reported because some editor thinks that that news will sell newspapers, or ad time or whatever.
I will still being enjoying the oral as will my wife. We are both really healthy so no worries.
Just thought it was rather humorous. It was obviously a ridiculous study, most are. Ain't nothing gonna stop me from oral.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/26/04, 12:57:25 PM
Ain't nothing gonna stop me from oral.
Menstruation? It helps the receiving part...but it kind of puts a halt on the giving aspect. I don't have my red wings and hopefully never will.
Good call
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/26/04, 01:35:14 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/26/04, 12:57:25 PM
Ain't nothing gonna stop me from oral.
Menstruation? It helps the receiving part...but it kind of puts a halt on the giving aspect. I don't have my red wings and hopefully never will.
The hells angels are very brave.
I hate the crimson tide.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/27/04, 08:46:09 AM
I hate the crimson tide.
Whenever I see the word "crimson", I ALWAYS think of the "Crimson Gaurd commanders" for some strange reason,
Crimson Guard Commanders
Tomax and Xamot
(http://www.patrickriley.com/joestore/cobra/tomax-xamot2002.jpg)
the one on the right looks like he is wearing too much eyeliner.
I wonder if they'll be allowed to get married.
I just don't want them having kids...unless they move to San Fran. ;)
They could be great fathers for all we know.
I just noticed that Briznock started the "E.T. McGee" thread on Thursday - he's not dead after all. No posts on this thread, though, must mean that nothing (or, rather, no one) went down last week.
Briz, care to clarify?
Since Brock shied from the topic....
Well the girls DID come down and they were here...but Brock made a fatal error, he got really really drunk...and yes, at least one of the girls would have no doubt been all about, they seemed quite..."loose". But he can only blame himself for getting totally tattered and not sticking with the topic at hand...
As much as it shames me to admit it, I failed. Miserably. But Hey.... at least my shaft isnt on the internet. GoReds is right though. This girl was all about sucking dick. oh well.
jesus did I just waste the last 20 minuets reading this thread to NOT see pics. Fuck. Oh well, this list so brilliant. Too funny, too too funny.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 02/28/04, 11:02:28 AM
I just don't want them having kids...unless they move to San Fran. ;)
Nice jab! ;)
I finally borrowed a Nintendo from a friend to use in my house. I'm optimistic because this was the one step that was holding me back since my girlfriend said she was up for it. Hopefully I have some news next week when she comes in. Fuck long distance relationships.
Do it Baines!
Do it!
Quote from: Baines on 03/08/04, 04:08:04 PM
I finally borrowed a Nintendo from a friend to use in my house. I'm optimistic because this was the one step that was holding me back since my girlfriend said she was up for it. Hopefully I have some news next week when she comes in. Fuck long distance relationships.
You would be a god among all men if you could pull that one off!! Let us know ASAP, I have a friend and she is pretty open w/ friends w/ benefits department. Shit... I'll ask her tonight!! Best man wins!!
Quote from: Tyrone OChong on 03/08/04, 04:56:26 PM
You would be a god among all men if you could pull that one off!! Let us know ASAP, I have a friend and she is pretty open w/ friends w/ benefits department. Shit... I'll ask her tonight!! Best man wins!!
Sorry Tyrone, but McLane doesn't count. :(
Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/08/04, 05:16:11 PM
Quote from: Tyrone OChong on 03/08/04, 04:56:26 PM
You would be a god among all men if you could pull that one off!! Let us know ASAP, I have a friend and she is pretty open w/ friends w/ benefits department. Shit... I'll ask her tonight!! Best man wins!!
Sorry Tyrone, but McLane doesn't count. :(
Ah why not?????????? :-\
Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/08/04, 05:16:11 PM
Quote from: Tyrone OChong on 03/08/04, 04:56:26 PM
You would be a god among all men if you could pull that one off!! Let us know ASAP, I have a friend and she is pretty open w/ friends w/ benefits department. Shit... I'll ask her tonight!! Best man wins!!
Sorry Tyrone, but McLane doesn't count. :(
Huh?! >:(
Hey Mclane, Sucka's just kidding. Of course you count. Good luck Tyrone. btw, mclane has a soft spot for High Life and three legged midgets.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/09/04, 03:29:21 PM
Hey Mclane, Sucka's just kidding. Of course you count. Good luck Tyrone. btw, mclane has a soft spot for High Life and three legged midgets.
Looks like Mclane has already won.... got the thumbs down last night... damn. Another night at duckyporn.com w/ me, my hand, and a 10 sec mpg.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/09/04, 03:29:21 PM
Hey Mclane, Sucka's just kidding. Of course you count. Good luck Tyrone. btw, mclane has a soft spot for High Life and three legged midgets.
Sucka didn't post it. Glassjoe did. I'm still wondering what the deal is with that load of monkey shit.
Quote from: fknmclane on 03/10/04, 12:47:37 AM
Sucka didn't post it. Glassjoe did. I'm still wondering what the deal is with that load of monkey shit.
Quit monkeying around!
Settle down...just playin' around. ::)
Is someone going to step up to the plate and get this thing done? Tyrone....maybe you'll be the only one with the balls to actually go through with this?
erhajj made a post earlier in the thread implying that he succeeded - something like "So as it stands I am the only one to pull this off?" It's on page 10 of the thread, I think. He provided no details, however (teams, score of the game, inning of "completion", etc.).
Like i said, I'm pretty sure I can get this done now that I have a Nintendo at my house. That was the problem all along as my fiance has been up for it but just not at someone else's house. She lives about an hour away and teaches during the week so it won't be until at least this weekend though. I doubt I'll be able to come through with any pics or anything but I'm sure I can give details: team, score, etc.
Quote from: sucka free on 03/10/04, 12:10:29 PM
Is someone going to step up to the plate and get this thing done? Tyrone....maybe you'll be the only one with the balls to actually go through with this?
Where there is a will there is a way.... maybe just maybe. I will need to get a bunch of alcohol for it... damn it! I just got dumped by my girlfriend too... shit on a stick!!
Erhajj did pull it off. He played on an emulator while his wife went to town.
Glasshoe, I was just pissed that you picked my name out of a hat for some reason and said I suck dick. Just thought it was kinda strange.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/10/04, 02:20:50 PM
erhajj made a post earlier in the thread implying that he succeeded - something like "So as it stands I am the only one to pull this off?" It's on page 10 of the thread, I think. He provided no details, however (teams, score of the game, inning of "completion", etc.).
I did pull it off. I was playing an emulator with the AL all stars versus the NL. I hit three homers with mcgwire and won 13-3 in the 5th inning.
The fun lasted much longer than the game did.
this thread has become hostile...and the only remedy is more cowbell.
Trust me, guys. When this thing is through, we'll all be wearing golden diapers.
Quote from: fknmclane on 03/11/04, 12:38:56 PM
Trust me, guys. When this thing is through, we'll all be wearing golden diapers.
"What does that even mean?"
Quote from: fknmclane on 03/11/04, 12:55:16 AM
Glasshoe, I was just pissed that you picked my name out of a hat for some reason and said I suck dick. Just thought it was kinda strange.
Sorry buddy...meant nothing by it...just joking around--totally. Dunno why I was joking around with you in particular...I guess just because you post a lot and you're name is one of the first to come to mind. ::)
Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/11/04, 04:51:42 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 03/11/04, 12:55:16 AM
Glasshoe, I was just pissed that you picked my name out of a hat for some reason and said I suck dick. Just thought it was kinda strange.
Sorry buddy...meant nothing by it...just joking around--totally. Dunno why I was joking around with you in particular...I guess just because you post a lot and you're name is one of the first to come to mind. ::)
By "you're name" do you mean "your name," as in possessive? ;) It's cool. By the way, I wasn't calling you a sack of monkey shit. I was referring to your comment.
*cough*.....stay on topic....talk about RBI and hummers
Quote from: fknmclane on 03/12/04, 12:34:17 AM
Quote from: JoeDirt on 03/11/04, 04:51:42 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 03/11/04, 12:55:16 AM
Glasshoe, I was just pissed that you picked my name out of a hat for some reason and said I suck dick. Just thought it was kinda strange.
Sorry buddy...meant nothing by it...just joking around--totally. Dunno why I was joking around with you in particular...I guess just because you post a lot and you're name is one of the first to come to mind. ::)
By "you're name" do you mean "your name," as in possessive? ;) It's cool. By the way, I wasn't calling you a sack of monkey shit. I was referring to your comment.
Yeah, I meant your name...dunno why I typed you're.
And it wasn't so much a sack as it was a load... :-*
group hug...now back to blowjobs. Receiving them.
Only in my wildest dreams. I'm gonna try tonight. It was our third wedding anniversary on Wednesday. Got as good a chance as any.
I finally got it done!!!
I figured once I got the NES at my house it wouldn't take much time. My fiancee was staying at the house and reading a book last night when I fired up some RBI vs the computer. We had talked about it before so I hoped that it would just happen without me having to ask/beg. I took SF and slaughtered Houston in a couple innings. Next I went up against the Mets and gained a 2-1 lead through 2&1/2 innings. She came up from behind during the bottom of the 3rd and started and I realized that I really suck at RBI while getting head. I went scoreless the next couple innings but managed to keep the CPU from scoring also. It's kind of like getting head when you're driving or doing anything else, it's great but a little bit annoying that you can't give enough attention to either one. I managed to keep the CPU scoreless (which isn't saying much) but couldn't do anything offensively myself. I strung together a few hits one inning and followed with a HR from Will Clark (actually a Natural) and scored a couple when the CPU overthrew third later but finished with a score of 8-1. The Mets 1 run was a blast I gave up in the 1st inning to Keith Hernandez. It was the 1st time in I don't know how long that I didn't mercy rule the CPU but it definitely was worth it.
Baines...you are a fucking hero in my book! COngrats and GREAT write up.
Baines... you are the man... I mean what an accomplishment RBI and a Blowjob!!!
(http://www.avonaero.com/images/trophy%20.jpg)
What lasted longer, the game or you?
Yeah, did you finish up?
Congratulations. I'm very jealous. Way to go, my friend.
moneyshot?
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/18/04, 01:10:03 PM
moneyshot?
I'd be wary of sticky controllers in the Baines household.
Quote from: Tyrone OChong on 03/18/04, 10:31:25 AM
Baines... you are the man... I mean what an accomplishment RBI and a Blowjob!!!
(http://www.avonaero.com/images/trophy%20.jpg)
Baines....RBI Legend!
Is that thing actually engraved.
Yes, congrats. You are now the chosen one.
QuoteWhat lasted longer, the game or you?
QuoteYeah, did you finish up?
No I didn't finish during the game. After it was over we went in the bedroom and took care of business. The best part of it was after everything was done, going back in my living room later and being greeted by the Tengen Sports News... "SF WINS". I couldn't help but laugh.
I still haven't accomplished this even though I practically guaranteed I would...
BUMP - required reading
I'm doing it tonight. I'll be the third (or is it fourth) dee nee member to get pleasured while playing the world's greatest baseball game. And yes, there will be a beer next to me as well.
fknmclane is quickly becoming "The Boy Who Cried RBI Blowjob". I would recommend waiting until the Super Bowl this year, just to be sure.
Quote from: fightonusc on 10/06/04, 11:20:55 AM
fknmclane is quickly becoming "The Boy Who Cried RBI Blowjob". I would recommend waiting until the Super Bowl this year, just to be sure.
Savage
Quote from: sucka free on 01/06/04, 03:46:22 PM
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST????????? I would love to hear if someone can pull this off!
LOL, I can't believe someone had actually posted this, but since I have received the aforementioned well before reading this thread, I can happily, and without a doubt, say that I might have well have been the first....
and yes, nothing beats a hummer and a homer!
lol, btw, the date was somewhere around thanksgiving 2003....
I must mention that I have tried for the full act, and was unfortunately, yet thankfully distracted by the whole thing and could not complete both at the same time...guess which one I had to stop
Greg Caron
;D
Quote from: Greg Caron on 10/13/04, 04:01:34 PM
guess which one I had to stop
I'm sure you continued on with your game of RBI. ;)
How can you get a blowjob and play RBI at the same time, and not be a member of this website, Its like sac-religious or something.
Quote from: malnuboy on 10/13/04, 04:13:49 PM
How can you get a blowjob and play RBI at the same time, and not be a member of this website, Its like sac-religious or something.
As soon as I posted I joined....
It would be...
Greg
Quote from: fknmclane on 10/06/04, 11:18:36 AM
I'm doing it tonight. I'll be the third (or is it fourth) dee nee member to get pleasured while playing the world's greatest baseball game. And yes, there will be a beer next to me as well.
did this happen?
fknmclane = boy who cried wolf
When it actually happens no one will believe me.
fknmcliar
fknmcoptimist
we need to see a fcknmcpicture
good fknmcluck
Quote from: GDavis on 01/27/04, 06:56:25 PM
I'd pick St. Louis. I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.
Bump, so we can discuss whether or not St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI Baseball.
Also, I brought the subject of RBI and blowjobs up to my wife last week, and she said she's be up for it. I'll keep you posted.
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/04/05, 02:36:02 PM
Also, I brought the subject of RBI and blowjobs up to my wife last week, and she said she's be up for it. I'll keep you posted.
And if not, maybe you and fknmclane can accomplish a double at the tourney. :-\
No, but look for an RBI and Hot Carls thread to be starting soon...
Anybody give their wife a "Dirty Brookens"?
(http://www.tigerscentral.com/players/b/brookens_tom.jpg)
Dirty Brookens needs to go in the official glossary. I don't give a shit what the definition is.
I second that notion. Nicely done, Nails.
I hate you JoeD.
QuoteAs soon as I posted I joined....
It would be...
Greg
I think I went to high school with this guy....
Quote from: Mike D. on 02/08/05, 09:49:21 AM
QuoteAs soon as I posted I joined....
It would be...
Greg
I think I went to high school with this guy....
Is he brown? If he's brown let him in.
Michael is he clean?
This needs to be bumped.
Ahh, the memories.
Well, now that we have RBI and blowjobs out of the way (for a few members on this forum, at least), it's time to up the ante.
RBI and anal sex.
I have never played RBI and received anal sex. I'll leave that up to you guys.
I can barely play while leaning back in a chair, let alone bent over. I guess I'll leave that one up to you guys too..
Well, I guess it's up to me...again.
Bumpst, because we have a lot of newbies who need to become acquainted with this thread, and also in celebration of the return of RBI/BJ pioneer erhajj.
Also, we can make fun of fknmclane's repeated guarantees and subsequent failures. And maybe we can get Briznock to track down those hoes for some video.
I told my girlfriend about the legend that is RBI and blowjobs, and she stated that she didn't want to get the reputation of a blowjob giver in such a scenario. She cited the possibility of meeting some of you guys (or, some more of you guys) as the reason. I even tried whoever's line it was: "This would mean a lot to a lot of people."
It would mean alot....id like to meet a girl who is willing to do this...cuz she would be totaly radical, and I would propose to her immediately
you fucked up by mentioning this thread and board
don't explain, just do
i think that under the right circumstances, i could pull this off.
i still believe...
Ah yes, My all time favorite thread. I have never been to the promise land, but hope to one day score thy BJ while playing thy devinest of video games.
I will however note that I am pretty sure I have received 10-20 BJs while RBI was in the console and in the room, just not turned on. I have my work cut out for me. I promised video once before, but having myslef getting a hummer on video AND on the internet.... thats just too much. I may have to record it and get a few of my friends taht are forum members to let you all know it has happened. Then maybe, just maybe Ill leak it out.
I love my wife. She knows nothing of this thread.
Quote from: erhajj on 09/06/05, 06:59:12 PM
I love my wife. She knows nothing of this thread.
thats to way to do it
Bumpst..
Lots of Noobs who havent read this need to....maybe the legendariest of all threads in dee nee history....
My girlfriend wants to know if it counts if she plays rbi while I am stuffing her clam
I vote yes x 100.
me(8:53:14 PM): would you really do it?
her(8:53:25 PM): ahahah
her(8:53:27 PM): why wouldnt i
me(8:53:31 PM): i dont know
me (8:53:34 PM): none of these other girls
me (8:53:37 PM): seem to be willing!
her (8:53:41 PM): lets see
her(8:53:44 PM): having sex
her (8:53:47 PM): and seeing bert at the same time
her(8:53:47 PM): durr
shes a huge twins fan. I once tried to get her to play the game but she could never get the hang of fielding.
but looks like shes up for it!
How about this scene:
2P game. 69 position.
That would rule.
wouldn't a 2 player game require doggy style?
you guys are nothing.
I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.
I will wrestle you TO THE GROUND!!
Quote from: capt_taco on 12/13/05, 03:24:44 AM
you guys are nothing.
I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.
sorry capt, but it doesn't count if you're the one performing the bj...
who's been turned down for this feat?
I've been turned down by two people: 1) My wife 2) Bonny (last night)
It goes without saying that I've been turned down. Dozens of times.
I asked my former girlfriend and was turned down. She used the excuse that she would feel embarassed if she ever met any (more) of you guys.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 12/14/05, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: capt_taco on 12/13/05, 03:24:44 AM
you guys are nothing.
I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.
sorry capt, but it doesn't count if you're the one performing the bj...
Dang, I was. You got me.
But if your own dick was so long you could suck it, you'd probably have done it too. And remember, I was only 10; it's twice as long now, and three times the girth.
Not to mention the impressive skill level it takes to get a blowjob, give a blowjob,
and play RBI all at once. I won the game 28-0 in two innings.
Quote from: capt_taco on 12/15/05, 04:36:51 AM
Dang, I was. You got me.
But if your own dick was so long you could suck it, you'd probably have done it too. And remember, I was only 10; it's twice as long now, and three times the girth.
Not to mention the impressive skill level it takes to get a blowjob, give a blowjob, and play RBI all at once. I won the game 28-0 in two innings.
Wow... talk about a
blowout...
Quote from: capt_taco on 12/15/05, 04:36:51 AM
Quote from: JoeDirt on 12/14/05, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: capt_taco on 12/13/05, 03:24:44 AM
you guys are nothing.
I got a blowjob playing RBI in 1988. I was only 10.
Wow, QUALITY comeback!
sorry capt, but it doesn't count if you're the one performing the bj...
Dang, I was. You got me.
But if your own dick was so long you could suck it, you'd probably have done it too. And remember, I was only 10; it's twice as long now, and three times the girth.
Not to mention the impressive skill level it takes to get a blowjob, give a blowjob, and play RBI all at once. I won the game 28-0 in two innings.
Quote from: GoReds on 12/09/05, 07:45:04 AM
Bumpst..
Lots of Noobs who havent read this need to....maybe the legendariest of all threads in dee nee history....
legendariest is my new favorite word
I was wondering if maybe I coined it...?
"How about that other word I invented, 'Dukelicious'? No one's using it? What a Duketastrophe."
Quote from: Attezzobal on 12/15/05, 07:26:07 PM
"How about that other word I invented, 'Dukelicious'? No one's using it? What a Duketastrophe."
ROW
I was in chat and when i flipped back to the forums page for some reason i was in this thread. This must be a sign form the greek god Aphrodite
OH YEAH I can do this but there will be no pics and it will have to happen in the next two days and it cannot be RBI since i do not own it.
Quote from: moses on 12/29/05, 11:32:08 PM
OH YEAH I can do this but there will be no pics and it will have to happen in the next two days and it cannot be RBI since i do not own it.
I'll be there by dawn.
Quote from: moses on 12/29/05, 11:32:08 PM
I can do this but there will be no pics and it will have to happen in the next two days
tecmo mad brad, this means you...
Bring it on fellas..... that sounds like a challenge and i am very competitive
edit: I am a liar do not believe anything i say
Quote from: moses on 12/29/05, 11:52:15 PM
I am a drunk[,] do not believe anything i say
Quote from: moses on 12/29/05, 11:52:15 PM
edit: I am a fine lady who will succumb to the MikeD and proffer numerous blowjobs upon him whilst he plays RBI
nomaaa could be the next on this list.
today:
nomaaa: "wow, i just had this great idea."
chica: "what?"
nomaaa: "nah, you won't go for it, it's alright."
chica: "no, tell me."
nomaaa: "well, i was thinking, and, i mean, this would be the pinnacle of a guy's career. would you give me a blowjob while i play nintendo?"
chica: "wow (laughing really hard), you're suck a fucking nerd."
nomaaa: "i know... so what do you think?"
chica: "yeah, sure. that would be awesome."
i don't know when, but it's going to happen.
keep in mind, i play dr. mario naked with this chick.
How exactly do you get Dr. Mario naked? Fkn perverts.
this will be done by the end of the month, i have a new lady friend, who enjoys blowing me immensely, enjoys drinking rbi, and is very impressionable. im thinking one game of drinking rbi should do it....
Well?
how am i to post proof of such an accomplishment if it does end up happening? does a camera phone work?
Pinky swear it happened
Quotekeep in mind, i play dr. mario naked with this chick.
DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR, DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GENITALS!!!!
okay, so you and a chick (assumably good looking) are naked.
You play Dr Mario.
Ghay?
after....
duh.
or should i say in between.
Games of RBI?
i'm just confused by the inclusion of dr. mario.
hey, whatever gets her in the mood, right?
dr. mario is the only game she likes/can beat me at.
Mrs. McLane vs. nomaa's girlie in a game of Strip Dr. Mario. I claim PPV rights...
Who hasn't played strip Dr. Mario? You gotta be a loser not to
Quote from: nomaaa on 07/05/06, 08:02:45 PM
keep in mind, i play dr. mario naked with this chick.
Pics?
Of both nomaaa and Dr. Mario.
Quote from: Attezzobal on 12/15/05, 07:26:07 PM
"How about that other word I invented, 'Dukelicious'? No one's using it? What a Duketastrophe."
Fuckin shut up. Study latin.
Never achieved such an accomplishment. I'll be sure to put it at the top of my list. Whoever did it, I feel sorry for the pour soul who actually did it. Asian teenage boys from Thailand are popualr in the midwest I hear on the internets.
He should not study latin
I thought were leaving this palce forever a few years ago? Jose? Joseph? >:D
If Jose goes, I go.
sold
Yeah, comments like that...Still not funny or in the least bit creative.
Hey Attez, you big douche...let octo fight for himself and shut the fuck up.
I'm tired of your shit. Let me guess...if enough people are "mean" to you, you're going to delete your account? Why don't you just start a new thread asking if everyone here likes you? Grow up
It's comments like these and the ones recently to Nacho that really make me see that you're just as sensitive as everyone else that you claim as such, and most likely more so.
What is even going on here?
Octo defended Josephady, which is a sin around these parts, BDawk made an uncreative jab at Octo about his leaving as well, I defended Octo and jumped into the fray (much like BDawk did with Erhajj a few weeks back), and BDawk overreacted, then I responded that BDawk seems just as sensitive, if not more so, as the people he accuses as such, which is how I see it.
I gotta start asking for recaps more often. This beats the piss out of reading 10 pages.
how bout one suck my cock while I play RBI?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 09/17/06, 09:47:46 PM
What is even going on here?
I'm the boy who cried blowjob/RBI wolf.
Briznock promised a tag team effort.
Baines and his now wife got it done.
erhajj and his wife from outer space got it done.
BDawk and attabobble are trying to ruin a great thread.
So I'm the asshole???...well I am an asshole, but not the asshole
Quote from: BDawk on 09/18/06, 10:53:50 AM
So I'm the asshole???...well I am an asshole, but not the asshole
so then who is
the asshole?
Quote from: Racktacular on 09/18/06, 03:26:41 PM
Quote from: BDawk on 09/18/06, 10:53:50 AM
So I'm the asshole???...well I am an asshole, but not the asshole
so then who is the asshole?
I'm not sure, but I think his name rhymes with Mechazzoble
Birds of a feather.
Are worth two in the bush.
...and gets the worm?
only if you are early
Quote from: fknmclane on 09/17/06, 11:33:05 PM
BDawk and attabobble (and the rest of you) are trying to ruin a great thread.
BDawk, shouldn't you be picking gray pubs out right about now?
What..you don't think I can do that and type at the same time?
So.... has anyone gotten this on video yet..
If so, why hasn't it been leaked to the internet yet.
bumpst.
not rbi, but tecmo.
and on a similar note, i finished on the sf shotgun play with a deep go route to jerry rice, as i raised my arms in triumph and exclaimed "touchdown!"
Quote from: nomaaa on 07/19/07, 01:57:00 AM
not rbi, but tecmo.
and on a similar note, i finished on the sf shotgun play with a deep go route to jerry rice, as i raised my arms in triumph and exclaimed "touchdown!"
Original, or Super Bowl?
TBT will be so proud
original.
i don't even own super bowl for nes.
Quote from: moses on 07/19/07, 12:08:58 PM
TBT will be so proud
Are you kidding me? It almost choked him.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 07/20/07, 12:16:38 PM
Quote from: moses on 07/19/07, 12:08:58 PM
TBT will be so proud
Are you kidding me? It almost choked him.
like noah g, i got the big ol dick.
i got head while playing nintendo and all you guys can come up with is a tbt gay joke?
It wasn't RBI...
Also, I don't know if it counts if you suck your own dick...at least you didn't break your neck
Bumpst, for the new guys frequenting the RBI board. If this results in making fun of fknmclane for his failed guarantees, that's a bonus.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/07/07, 09:37:59 AM
If this results in making fun of fknmclane for his failed guarantees, that's a bonus.
Agreed.
I just got confirmation for an RBI BJ from the Mrs. I love my wife.
Quite possibly, the greatest thread in this site's history.
Quote from: Reds on 02/18/10, 08:38:10 PM
Quite possibly, the greatest thread in this site's history.
Other than Strassy's babe draft results thread?
I just read this whole thread straight through...greatest thread ever
Quote from: tecmoturd on 02/18/10, 08:23:47 PM
I just got confirmation for an RBI BJ from the Mrs. I love my wife.
is it wrong that I am jealous or should I be?
Quote from: tecmoturd on 02/18/10, 08:23:47 PM
I just got confirmation for an RBI BJ from the Mrs. I love my wife.
She have any single sisters in the Madison area?
wait til he actually gets it to make a big deal.
many have promised, but few have put out.
Haven't we learned to never doubt turd when it comes to ANYTHING related to rbi?
Or blowjobs.
Quote from: Attezz on 02/18/10, 11:37:57 PM
Or blowjobs.
so is he fedex'ing or UPS'ing that grill cheese?
Dude, we just had a kid. I got six weeks before she'll be ready for the full course...right now is my window of blojopportunity!
The problem is finding a moment when both kids are asleep and she's up late enough for it to happen. If it ends up not happening, I have already gotten fantasy football draft-head, so I've got my gold medal already. The rest is just for the history books.
Quote from: tecmoturd on 02/18/10, 11:47:48 PM
Dude, we just had a kid. I got six weeks before she'll be ready for the full course...right now is my window of blojopportunity!
The problem is finding a moment when both kids are asleep and she's up late enough for it to happen. If it ends up not happening, I have already gotten fantasy football draft-head, so I've got my gold medal already. The rest is just for the history books.
this sounds like the seeds of a welch!
Quote from: TβG on 02/18/10, 10:12:30 PM
wait til he actually gets it to make a big deal.
many have promised, but few have put out.
I think there are like four separate false alarms by fknmclane in this very thread, plus two or three more from Briznock (including one where he was going to get it on video).
Regardless, this is exciting news on the RBI BJ front
Quote from: Gantry on 01/05/04, 04:03:34 PM
I dont' know about the whole marriage thing, maybe I just haven't found the right girl.
GANTRY PLEASE UPDATE!!!
Have you found Mrs. Right?
How many times do I have to tell you? I fucked your mother once (well, twice) and that was it. I'm not going to be your dad...
oh dear
HE STARTED IT!
Quote from: BeefMaster on 02/19/10, 08:32:00 AM
Quote from: TβG on 02/18/10, 10:12:30 PM
wait til he actually gets it to make a big deal.
many have promised, but few have put out.
I think there are like four separate false alarms by fknmclane in this very thread, plus two or three more from Briznock (including one where he was going to get it on video).
I tried so hard and came up short so many times. I am a horrible disappointment.
All mclane had to do was drink less than 532 beers over a 10 days span...
Quote from: Nacho on 02/19/10, 01:00:32 PM
All mclane had to do was drink less than 532 beers over a 10 days span...
Different bet involving blowjobs, at least I think so, and if I'm not mistaken, my first rock meal.
Quote from: fknmclane on 02/19/10, 05:11:35 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 02/19/10, 01:00:32 PM
All mclane had to do was drink less than 532 beers over a 10 days span...
Different bet involving blowjobs, at least I think so, and if I'm not mistaken, my first rock meal.
The first of many, my friend. Once you get a taste for rocks it's hard to go back...
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/29/03, 12:17:47 PM
I haven't reached that point in my marriage just yet. I'd just be too afraid of my wife or daughter catching me or something. That would be a rather traumatic experience for my little girl.
So how long did that last?
Quote from: GDavis on 01/27/04, 06:56:25 PM
I'd pick St. Louis. I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.
GDavis - winning the god damned Internet back in the day.
Quote from: fightonusc on 02/19/10, 05:27:37 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/29/03, 12:17:47 PM
I haven't reached that point in my marriage just yet. I'd just be too afraid of my wife or daughter catching me or something. That would be a rather traumatic experience for my little girl.
So how long did that last?
I beat my meat like it owes me fkn money.
it's been too long since this was bumped. always good read.
Bump for the latest Boy Who Cried RBI Blowjob.
This didn't happen while playing RBI (I don't have a Nintendo unfortunately), but I had sex with my wife while playing Tiger Woods 2004 on my PS2 Sunday. I was teaching her how to play it and she just got really horny by the whole experience. She took my clothes off, climbed on top, and started riding me while I was playing. I only could play for a few minutes due to the fact is was hard to concentrate on the complexity of the game while having sex. Playing RBI while fucking would be way easier. The Nintendo I use is at my brothers and that would be a challenge and risky to have sex/get a blowjob from my wife over there while playing RBI...but she is up for the challenge!
wife getting turned on by learning how to play tiger woods golf = awesome
Attez and Malnu nearly got handjobs while RBI was on the hotel TV.
Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/13/10, 09:05:30 PM
This didn't happen while playing RBI (I don't have a Nintendo unfortunately), but I had sex with my wife while playing Tiger Woods 2004 on my PS2 Sunday. I was teaching her how to play it and she just got really horny by the whole experience. She took my clothes off, climbed on top, and started riding me while I was playing. I only could play for a few minutes due to the fact is was hard to concentrate on the complexity of the game while having sex. Playing RBI while fucking would be way easier. The Nintendo I use is at my brothers and that would be a challenge and risky to have sex/get a blowjob from my wife over there while playing RBI...but she is up for the challenge!
Did you make her talk only in a whisper so as not to ruin your concentration? Did you do the Tiger fist pump when you finished?
A Tiger Woods game seems like an appropriate game to play while copulating.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/14/10, 09:18:35 AM
A Tiger Woods game seems like an appropriate game to play while copulating.
Though more appropriate with your mistress
Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/13/10, 09:05:30 PM
This didn't happen while playing RBI (I don't have a Nintendo unfortunately), but I had sex with my wife while playing Tiger Woods 2004 on my PS2 Sunday. I was teaching her how to play it and she just got really horny by the whole experience. She took my clothes off, climbed on top, and started riding me while I was playing. I only could play for a few minutes due to the fact is was hard to concentrate on the complexity of the game while having sex. Playing RBI while fucking would be way easier. The Nintendo I use is at my brothers and that would be a challenge and risky to have sex/get a blowjob from my wife over there while playing RBI...but she is up for the challenge!
Seems to me the easy answer is to buy a nintendo. They aren't very expensive if you go to a used game store. You have to want it man.
if you build it, they will come
I'm telling you guys, it was really hot because I didn't expect it at all and she initiated everything. She wanted me to act like she wasn't even there and just concentrate on the game. I played holes #3, #4, and #5 at the TPC Scottsdale course and then I just couldn't take playing the game anymore. After all, I'm not that great at multi-tasking haha.
And then just yesterday she did the same thing while I was playing Madden 2005. Madden was extremely hard to play while fucking!!! Much more to that game than Woods 04. I let up a few touchdowns to the Patriots, but still won the game. It's really surprising how long you last while fucking during your game of Madden. Apparently my wife just has a thing for me playing PS2!
your wife finds grandma's boys erotic
Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/18/10, 09:24:24 AM
I played holes #3, #4, and #5
This made me chuckle.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/21/10, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/18/10, 09:24:24 AM
I played holes #3, #4, and #5
This made me chuckle.
I usually get stuck on hole #2. (pssst --- that's the butthole)
Try lube
Quote from: TecmoBowl Terror on 12/14/10, 09:12:11 AM
Attez and Malnu nearly got handjobs while RBI was on the hotel TV.
Not sure it counts if they're giving them to each other.
Quote from: Re-Peat on 12/22/10, 05:21:24 PM
Quote from: TecmoBowl Terror on 12/14/10, 09:12:11 AM
Attez and Malnu nearly got handjobs while RBI was on the hotel TV.
Not sure it counts if they're giving them to each other.
I don't recall this, but there's a lot from those weekends I don't recall, so I'm going to assume this is true.
Bump
Bravo
Congrats to Beef!
ha ha... I was not bumping it because I actually received one, just thought this thread should be bumped.
I apologize for being a terrible disappointment to you all.
If you Venmo'ed us all 30 bucks, we'd forgive you...
Wait, 40
I am the boy who cried blowjob wolf.
Can't help but notice that I still don't have $40 from Beef
BeefMaster, thanks for sending that $40 to us! I assume you were joking about sending it to everyone but Gantry?