RBI and Blowjobs

[BeefMaster]

wait til he actually gets it to make a big deal. 

many have promised, but few have put out.

I think there are like four separate false alarms by fknmclane in this very thread, plus two or three more from Briznock (including one where he was going to get it on video).

[Gantry]

Regardless, this is exciting news on the RBI BJ front

[Nacho]

I dont' know about the whole marriage thing, maybe I just haven't found the right girl.

GANTRY PLEASE UPDATE!!!

Have you found Mrs. Right?

[Gantry]

How many times do I have to tell you?  I fucked your mother once (well, twice) and that was it.  I'm not going to be your dad...

[fathedX]

oh dear

[Gantry]

HE STARTED IT!

[ultimate7]

HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST

[fknmclane]

wait til he actually gets it to make a big deal. 

many have promised, but few have put out.

I think there are like four separate false alarms by fknmclane in this very thread, plus two or three more from Briznock (including one where he was going to get it on video).

I tried so hard and came up short so many times.  I am a horrible disappointment.

[Nacho]

All mclane had to do was drink less than 532 beers over a 10 days span...

[fknmclane]

All mclane had to do was drink less than 532 beers over a 10 days span...

Different bet involving blowjobs, at least I think so, and if I'm not mistaken, my first rock meal.

[Nacho]

All mclane had to do was drink less than 532 beers over a 10 days span...

Different bet involving blowjobs, at least I think so, and if I'm not mistaken, my first rock meal.

The first of many, my friend.  Once you get a taste for rocks it's hard to go back...

[fightonusc]

I haven't reached that point in my marriage just yet.  I'd just be too afraid of my wife or daughter catching me or something.  That would be a rather traumatic experience for my little girl.

So how long did that last?

[fightonusc]

I'd pick St. Louis.  I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.

GDavis - winning the god damned Internet back in the day.

[fknmclane]

I haven't reached that point in my marriage just yet.  I'd just be too afraid of my wife or daughter catching me or something.  That would be a rather traumatic experience for my little girl.

So how long did that last?

I beat my meat like it owes me fkn money.

[nomaaa]

it's been too long since this was bumped. always good read.

[BeefMaster]

Bump for the latest Boy Who Cried RBI Blowjob.

[golfer5714]

This didn't happen while playing RBI (I don't have a Nintendo unfortunately),  but I had sex with my wife while playing Tiger Woods 2004 on my PS2 Sunday.  I was teaching her how to play it and she just got really horny by the whole experience. She took my clothes off, climbed on top, and started riding me while I was playing.  I only could play for a few minutes due to the fact is was hard to concentrate on the complexity of the game while having sex.  Playing RBI while fucking would be way easier.  The Nintendo I use is at my brothers and that would be a challenge and risky to have sex/get a blowjob from my wife over there while playing RBI...but she is up for the challenge!

[TempoGL]

wife getting turned on by learning how to play tiger woods golf = awesome

[TbT]

Attez and Malnu nearly got handjobs while RBI was on the hotel TV. 

[BeefMaster]

This didn't happen while playing RBI (I don't have a Nintendo unfortunately),  but I had sex with my wife while playing Tiger Woods 2004 on my PS2 Sunday.  I was teaching her how to play it and she just got really horny by the whole experience. She took my clothes off, climbed on top, and started riding me while I was playing.  I only could play for a few minutes due to the fact is was hard to concentrate on the complexity of the game while having sex.  Playing RBI while fucking would be way easier.  The Nintendo I use is at my brothers and that would be a challenge and risky to have sex/get a blowjob from my wife over there while playing RBI...but she is up for the challenge!

Did you make her talk only in a whisper so as not to ruin your concentration?  Did you do the Tiger fist pump when you finished?

A Tiger Woods game seems like an appropriate game to play while copulating.