RBI and Blowjobs

[Briznock]

Ill get to working on it.  Next time i talk to her Ill just kinda work it into the conversation.....
Me: "How have you been doing?
Her: "Good, Ive been working a lot though.  How about yourself?"
Me: "Ive been great.  Other than losing a lot at RBI Baseball."
Her: "Whats that?"
Me: "Its a nintendo game that I am going to play tonight while you suck my dick, and i have to get a picture or a short video of it."
Her: "Oh OK."

See.... It wont be that hard

[BeefMaster]

Based on this thread, I have come to the conclusion that Briznock is not a real person, but rather a character in a Vivid Video production, posting in our forums to taunt us.

[doveRBI]

Yeah right after that he'll slip out of the pizza uniform, put on that of a plumber (see:mario) and fuck her neighbor on the washing machine.  damn the lives of those porn stars.

[Briznock]

Yes i have a tiny shaft.

[fknmclane]

Do you wanna borrow my tweezers?

[Briznock]

not quite that tiny.

[chubbrock]

Without a doubt, that would be the ultimate of pinnacles.  The only thing cooler that comes to mind would be getting a B.J., while playing RBI, to a sold-out crowd at MSG.  Oh, and the giver of the sweet melody down below would be none other than Jessica Alba, the sweetest Chocha in town.   THAT'S NICE....

[fknmclane]

Brings to mind Mrs. Costanza after catching George doing, you know.  "You should do that for a living.  You could sell out Madison Square Garden!"

[sucka free]

fknmclance,

 SInce you're married you might have the best shot at pulling this thing off.  You or any other married dee-nee should sack up and go for it....its the stuff legends are made of.

[fknmclane]

It has been happening quite a bit lately.  I could probaby pull it off but there's no way in hell you guys are getting a picture or video.  I'll see what I can do.  You never know unless you try, I guess.

[Flood]

I get excited everytime there's a new post to this thread...but alas, no photo or video yet.  Hurry up Briznock.

[sucka free]

It has been happening quite a bit lately.  I could probaby pull it off but there's no way in hell you guys are getting a picture or video.  I'll see what I can do.  You never know unless you try, I guess.

LOL...you a solid solid forum guy so I would have no problem taking your word if you are able to pull it off.  But since there will be no picture, definitly try to be detailed with the describtion, i.e. what team you are using, who you are playing against, what inning is it, score of the game, ect.

[fknmclane]

I'll be sure to take solid notes of all my surroundings.

I've been thinking about and really think I can pull this off. That's it, I'm on a mission.
Chubbs, don't say a fuckin' word to Kat.

[Flood]

Listen to the man, Chubbs.  Secrecy is key in this situation.  

Mclane-
I think you should set up a hidden camera.  I don't need to see shaft, but a bobbing head would be nice. Oh yeah, and make sure RBI is on in the background.

[fknmclane]

Alright, let's get something straight right quick.  I'm gonna take care of this but there will be NO documentation except my written word.  That's it.  My wife bobbin my knob is not going to be broadcast on the internet.  Period.

[sucka free]

Alright, let's get something straight right quick.  I'm gonna take care of this but there will be NO documentation except my written word.  That's it.  My wife bobbin my knob is not going to be broadcast on the internet.  Period.

Agreed.  Girlfriends are one thing but I would draw the line at marrige as well.  I'll take your word for it, but again, I want to hear about the game situations and team selections.  Mood is everything.

[GDavis]

I'd pick St. Louis.  I think St. Louis is the most sensual team in RBI.

[fknmclane]

Willie McGee revves my engine.

[Flood]

This is like the quest for the Holy Grail

[sucka free]

This is like the quest for the Holy Grail

Good call....plus it will give a whoole new meaning to the term "bop"