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Started by sucka free, 12/26/03, 12:42:07 PM

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ultimate7

Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/14/10, 09:18:35 AM
A Tiger Woods game seems like an appropriate game to play while copulating.

Though more appropriate with your mistress
Quote from: DÄrky on 11/02/10, 12:04:50 AM
The Raiders are a successful organization

Brookensrules!

Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/13/10, 09:05:30 PM
This didn't happen while playing RBI (I don't have a Nintendo unfortunately),  but I had sex with my wife while playing Tiger Woods 2004 on my PS2 Sunday.  I was teaching her how to play it and she just got really horny by the whole experience. She took my clothes off, climbed on top, and started riding me while I was playing.  I only could play for a few minutes due to the fact is was hard to concentrate on the complexity of the game while having sex.  Playing RBI while fucking would be way easier.  The Nintendo I use is at my brothers and that would be a challenge and risky to have sex/get a blowjob from my wife over there while playing RBI...but she is up for the challenge!

Seems to me the easy answer is to buy a nintendo.  They aren't very expensive if you go to a used game store.  You have to want it man.

nomaaa

if you build it, they will come
Quote from: GDavis on 10/13/17, 11:29:39 AM
Congrats Nomaaa.  Dee-Nee's new Sandwich King.

golfer5714

I'm telling you guys, it was really hot because I didn't expect it at all and she initiated everything.  She wanted me to act like she wasn't even there and just concentrate on the game.  I played holes #3, #4, and #5 at the TPC Scottsdale course and then I just couldn't take playing the game anymore.  After all, I'm not that great at multi-tasking haha.

And then just yesterday she did the same thing while I was playing Madden 2005.  Madden was extremely hard to play while fucking!!! Much more to that game than Woods 04.  I let up a few touchdowns to the Patriots, but still won the game.  It's really surprising how long you last while fucking during your game of Madden.  Apparently my wife just has a thing for me playing PS2!

nomaaa

your wife finds grandma's boys erotic
Quote from: GDavis on 10/13/17, 11:29:39 AM
Congrats Nomaaa.  Dee-Nee's new Sandwich King.

BeefMaster

Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/18/10, 09:24:24 AM
I played holes #3, #4, and #5

This made me chuckle.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

Flood

Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/21/10, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/18/10, 09:24:24 AM
I played holes #3, #4, and #5

This made me chuckle.

I usually get stuck on hole #2.  (pssst --- that's the butthole)
Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

Gantry


fightonusc

Quote from: CurtFlood on 12/21/10, 03:42:15 PM
Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/21/10, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: golfer5714 on 12/18/10, 09:24:24 AM
I played holes #3, #4, and #5

This made me chuckle.

I usually get stuck on hole #2.  (pssst --- that's the butthole)

Using the whole fist, Doc?
Quote from: BeefMaster on 11/13/17, 08:32:00 AM
there are also folks complaining about the lack of Bobby Grich, Dwight Evans, and Willie Randolph.

Re-Peat

Quote from: TecmoBowl Terror on 12/14/10, 09:12:11 AM
Attez and Malnu nearly got handjobs while RBI was on the hotel TV. 

Not sure it counts if they're giving them to each other.
Quote from: TecmoBowl Terror on 12/29/10, 07:51:27 PM
anyone ever notice that if you drop a deuce on someones windshield in sub-freezing temperatures, its pretty damn hard to get off once it freezes.

Attezz

Quote from: Re-Peat on 12/22/10, 05:21:24 PM
Quote from: TecmoBowl Terror on 12/14/10, 09:12:11 AM
Attez and Malnu nearly got handjobs while RBI was on the hotel TV. 

Not sure it counts if they're giving them to each other.

I don't recall this, but there's a lot from those weekends I don't recall, so I'm going to assume this is true.

BeefMaster

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

ryno


Flood

Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

BeefMaster

ha ha... I was not bumping it because I actually received one, just thought this thread should be bumped.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

BeefMaster

I apologize for being a terrible disappointment to you all.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

Gantry

If you Venmo'ed us all 30 bucks, we'd forgive you...

Gantry


fknmclane

I am the boy who cried blowjob wolf.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Gantry

Can't help but notice that I still don't have $40 from Beef