STRASSY

[Mike D.]

29.  Almost 30.

[Reds]

Definitely old.

[Nacho]

I'd probably shoot myself in the face.

[Gantry]

Once you hit 30, you have to cut out ladies in their lower-20s.  Hurry up, my friend

[fightonusc]

I'd probably shoot myself in the face.

Couldn't hurt your looks imo.

[Re-Peat]

Old.

[TempoGL]

Once you hit 30, you have to cut out ladies in their lower-20s.  Hurry up, my friend

i was getting drunk texts from a girl about to start her freshman year at ISU on saturday night.  if i cut out the ladies in their lower 20s, can i still keep the 18 and 19 year olds?

[Gantry]

See me in a year....

[fightonusc]

See me in a year...and bring some friends.

[Reds]

See me in a year...and bring some friends...if you know what I mean 

[TempoGL]

denied my crack at teh brithday secks tonight by a neighbor who a) passed out after work and still hasn't woke up or b) left her car in the parking lot and has no lights on in an elaborate attempt to ditch me even though she texted me earlier this morning and said she was excited to see me tonight.

i'm going with option a, but this still doesn't bode well for the future with this girl.  oh well.

[fknmclane]

See me in a year...
Tell your friends, to get with my friends
And we can be friends
Shit we can do this every weekend
Aight?  Is that aight with you?
Yeah... keep bangin

[nomaaa]

happy birthday, you're not special