Fantasy RBI Week 6

[Shooty]

Reardon clearly hasn't rebounded from his recent arrest.

[Shooty]

Julio Franco is clearly a manchild, my early vote for player of the year...  I don't need your fancy "stats" to tell me otherwise...

Indeed.  He was robbed of his chance of getting the cycle.  Double, triple and homer in the first three innings.

[fightonusc]

The Unholy Legions of Doom @ Creamy Pirates (w/ Kevin Mitchell) game is complete. Game video attached, box score and recap to follow.

[Gantry]

Wow, Dewey Evans is having quite the run also, looks like Franco will have comp for MVP.  Kinda like the ARod/Papi debates in the AL, how much does clutch hitting factor in? 

[fightonusc]

Recap:

Mark McGwire and Tim Raines each hit three home runs, and Kirby Puckett added two, as The Creamy Pirates ran their winning streak to five games with a 24-15 over The Unholy Legions of Doom in an interdivisional Fantasy RBI League game played Friday morning at Tengen Stadium.

The Unholy Legions of Doom (2-4) had rallied from an early 10-2 deficit to take a 15-11 lead in the fourth inning. But The Creamy Pirates (5-1) bullpen had its best game of the season, with Rick Reuschel and Tom Henke combining for five scoreless innings of relief work.

McGwire lead The Creamy Pirates with six RBI, while Puckett added five runs. On his birthday, Kevin Mitchell went 3 for 6, with a solo home run, a double, and four runs scored.

Jose Canseco homered twice in the loss for The Unholy Legions of Doom, while Chet Lemon drove in five.

Box Score:

[fightonusc]

The Poopydicks @ South Arkansas Penis game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[RedBarron]

fuck my team.

fuck 'em in the ass

fuck 'em all

die penis, die

[BDawk]

fuck my team.

fuck 'em in the ass

fuck 'em all

die penis, die

Here's the Haiku version

Fuck my team's white ass
Fuck em right up the star-hole
Die penis, please die

[BeefMaster]

fuck my team.

fuck 'em in the ass

fuck 'em all

die penis, die

Here's the Haiku version

Fuck my team's white ass
Fuck em right up the star-hole
Die penis, please die

That was funny.  I don't know who you are anymore.

[fknmclane]

fuck my team.

fuck 'em in the ass

fuck 'em all

die penis, die

So I guess this means the Poopydicks have the bigger dong.  Not surprising.  BEEYOTCH!

[fightonusc]

Recap:

The Poopydicks scored six times in the top of the ninth inning off of Willie Hernandez to pull ahead of The South Arkansas Penis 16-10 in an interdivision Fantasy RBI League game played Tuesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.

Don Mattingly and Chili Davis each hit home runs in the ninth inning for The Poopydicks (3-3), while Steve Bedrosian pitched a perfect inning of relief to close out the game on four pitches. The offensive star for The Poopydicks was George Bell, who hit three solo home runs. Mattingly and Matt Nokes each also drove in three runs.

Each of The South Arkansas Penis' (3-3) starters had at least one RBI. Alan Trammell had five hits, while Jeffrey Leonard kept his average at an even .800 with a 4 for 5 day.

Box Score:

[RedBarron]

you failed to mention that they did that six run burst with 2 outs.

[Gantry]

Willie Hernandez can't get the job done, time to shift things around if I'm the penis...

[RedBarron]

shift around to what?  Donnie Moore?

Who drafted this shithole of a team?

[fightonusc]

Sorry for the delay, I was home sick from work yesterday, without my computer and feeling like crap.

Week 6 will be finished today.

[fightonusc]

The Fighting Tony Danzas @ Parish State University game is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[fightonusc]

Recap:

Davey Lopes and John Morris each doubled twice and drove in three runs as The Fighting Tony Danzas jumped out to an early 7-1 lead and held on to defeat THE Parish State University 14-11 in a Fantasy RBI League interdivisional game played Wednesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.

Gary Carter added a home run and three hits for The Fighting Tony Danzas (2-4), who won for the first time in three games. John Tudor gave up four earned runs over 4 2/3 innings to pick up the victory.

Darryl Strawberry and Dale Murphy each homered and drove in two for Parish State (2-4), which dropped it's fourth straight game after starting the season 2-0. Parish State stranded 11 runners during the game.

Box Score: