Gooden released from Prison...

[Reds]

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2655090

the doc is out.

[TβG]

yes!!! just in time for his game 1 start.  we had a limo waiting for him outisde the penitentiary, but he said he was ok and going to run home.  not sure if all the drugs were out of his system yet...

[fknmclane]

Aha, there it is!

[capt_taco]

Gagne gets released from the Dodgers, Gooden gets released from prison. They're probably both pretty happy.

[TbT]

i wrote a song about this...wanna here it....here it goes.....

prison
your cell mates cock is risen
in your butt, he'll be jizzin
prison

[broiler]

thats damn near haiku!

[fknmclane]

It's better than awesome, that's for sure.

[TbT]

i snagged barnacle bills style and used to play gee-tar and sing songs at amatuer stand up shows.

prison sex
it just started with a few bad checks

and all i ever came up to rhyme with thius goddamn line was rubbin oil on a body builders pecks.....let down for sure 
prison sex


stripper
shes gets mad when you dont tip her
too bad she smells like flipper
stripper
HIYO!

[Gantry]

Yes TBT, YES!

[TbT]

eh, this ones close enuf to a ryhme.

lesbians
it appears they're only friends
then they bang each other with pool stick ends
lesbians

[moses]

Ha! one day i may choke to death because of dee nee.

[TbT]

these 2 are str8 from Barnacle Bill's set......

I know a slut and her name is lori....
Her Cunts so big its got a 2nd story

I know a faggott and his name is bruce...
In his beard hes got hot white juice

Barnacle Bill  was one helluve a comic.  15 or so years ago a buddy of mine had a tape by bill.  he taught me the simplicity yet resounding effects of rhyming.  that dude was money on stage.  i searched around on google ages ago but never found any info on him. i should check again.