RBI and Blowjobs

[sucka free]

Has anyone combined these two?  If no one has, we should all race to see if we can be the first to recieve a hummer while hitting a homer.

[GDavis]

The real challenge would be to make this happen without a hooker.

[fknmclane]

Sucka's obviously not married.

[vgp100]

Actually, I thought that blowjobs end exactly one day after the honeymoon. Isn't that in the contract?

[fknmclane]

It was definitely in mine.

[doveRBI]

That F'ing Mclane is at it again.  For you unmarried RBI'ers what F'ing has said is both accurate and sad.  I fear my days of hummers and homers must be past.  Wives don't commiserate to dee-nee goals.

[GDavis]

Are you guys 100% serious about the no hummer thing?  What do you guys do when your old lady is on the rag?

[doveRBI]

At least for me it isn't a 100% moratorium, but it's about like pulling teeth to seal the deal.  In a related story, I'm working on a new substance down in my secret mad scientist lab that will cure this problem.  I'm thinking of calling it "tequila."  What do you guys think?

[fknmclane]

Are you guys 100% serious about the no hummer thing?  What do you guys do when your old lady is on the rag?

Whaddya think?  I give ol' Rosy Palm and her five friends a call.

[fknmclane]

At least for me it isn't a 100% moratorium, but it's about like pulling teeth to seal the deal.

Mission Impossible.

[Gantry]

I've never heard of RBI with a blowjob, but hang on to any girl that'll do it.  Christ, might want to hang onto any guy that can pull it off...

[fknmclane]

Or llama.

[vgp100]

At least for me it isn't a 100% moratorium, but it's about like pulling teeth to seal the deal.  In a related story, I'm working on a new substance down in my secret mad scientist lab that will cure this problem.  I'm thinking of calling it "tequila."  What do you guys think?

Porn is awesome. Try the DVD "Jenna Loves Kobe".
Kobe Tai--not Bryant.

[fknmclane]

I haven't reached that point in my marriage just yet.  I'd just be too afraid of my wife or daughter catching me or something.  That would be a rather traumatic experience for my little girl.

[sucka free]

how many of you fucks are married?

[fknmclane]

Married March 10th, 2001.

[jaylums]

Not even close, bud.  Single, single, single.

[BeefMaster]

Couple months after McLane for me (5/19/01).

[vgp100]

At what point do married men give up their balls? Most of my married friends have none.
The ones that have kids--fuck them. I love talking about formula for an hour. For some reason, married people with kids turn into fucking asswipes.

[fknmclane]

Hey!
It's true that men with kids turn into asswipes or whatever but that's just the way it is.  Responsibility is a motherfucker but those that choose to accept it and happily go on with their lives and raise their kids the right way should be commended not blasted.
It sucks not being able to get shitfaced every night at the bar but there's a tradeoff.  Do your job as a dad and husband and ye shall be rewarded (not with a blowjob of course.)
It's easy to knock your married friends but you too will someday be one of those guys you are presently knocking.  And you'll like it.

By the way, I gave up my balls before I was married.  My sack hasn't been in my possession for about four years now - I knocked my girl up before we were married.