Dee-Nee Finals today!

[Lips]

Pots (Det) 13, 10
Lips (Bo) 19, 16

All I can say is even though I am out of it...I had a lot of fun in my last game.

Who know French?

SivOoooh Play DayNewMa!!!!

[Sperling]

Sperling (DET) - 16 runs, 6 HRs
Gantry (CAL) 18 runs, 14 HRs

I'm out.  So unsolid.

I still can't come through against Gantry.

If Gantry chokes, Potsie will win.  Otherwise, Gantry will kill Pots.

[Lips]

All I can say is...

Dodongo DOESN'T like smoke!!!!!!!!

[Lips]

S'il vous plaît, Denoument!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lips]

S'il vous plaît, Denoument!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lips]

I have to give two shot outs, here.

1. Doverbi, the combination of drinking and RBI is fucking solid.  I don't think anything beats that combo.
"COOOOOOOoooOOOooOOoOOmbo Breaker!!!!"  (Killer Instinct Video Game)
But fuck the Nazis!!!!  I mean seriously, are you gonna tell us why you are in fucking Germany.

2. Sucka, thanks for thinking I was gonna win the tourney, but today was just a horrible day.  Oh well!!!!  Cubs famous last line, "maybe next year"!!!!

And lastly...
S'il vous plaît, Denoument!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lips]

COOOOOOOoooOOOooOOoOCooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCooOoOOoOOOoOOOOCooOoOOOoOOOOmbo Breaker!!!!

[Lips]

For Doverbi...
Suck a FUCKING dong, Tyrone O'Chong!!!!!!

"To all my friends..."
Ok, honestly, who has seen the movie "Barfly"?!?!  By the way, it's fucking solid!!

And why am I still posting?

[Lips]

Ok, Sullivan just hit a 5-spot for Potsie...

[Lips]

But honestly, who has seen the soft-porn featuring Dildo Baggins?

I HAVE!!!!!!

[Lips]

Don't fuck with...

The Lord of the G-Strings

[Lips]

G just won the first game of the finals...

G (Det) - 21, 17 homers
Pots (Bo) - 14, 14 homers

[JoeDirt]

That destiny clip was pretty comical...but damn, that tv sucks.  what's with the horizontal, thick-ass stripe?

[Lips]

JD, that typically happens when recording with a video camera.  The TV, itself, is cool...

[Gantry]

[size=24]Champion!!![/size]

[fknmclane]

Congrats to Gantry.  Sounds like it was a great tournament.

Lips, I'm sorry Dodongo doesn't like smoke.  Stupid Dodongo.

[Lips]

I know I gave you a post-championship interview, but if I didn't congratulate then, I will now...

Congratulations.

[Lips]

Definitely a great tourney, only sporting one loss.

[Sperling]

Congrats to the Champion.

The post tournament activities were strange to say the least.

I got clocked or something because my nose is all bruised up.  Next, Pots was underwear-less because Lips ripped them off.  I hate being chased by Pots and his underpants.  Lastly, the Israeli matzos are everywhere.

What the hell?

[Gantry]

The Dee-Nee house is pure chaos, matzah everywhere.  My cat (Roman) just fell through the ventilation system this am, taking quite awhile to figure out where he went.  Found him covered in soot inside the furnace...

I feel like ground-up ass, gonna take a little while to soak up the victory.  I do not remember the last four games and only sorta remembered that I won it all when I woke up.  And I didn't even go to the bar like the rest of them did.  Craziness...

But I am the champion!  Dee-Nee motherfuckers!!!!