Keith Hernandez rules

[fknmclane]

Announcers say stupid stuff all the time, this is a non-story.

Couldn't agree more. Who gives a shit. Color guys are paid to be colorful.  To punish him for doing his job and having a good time is ridiculous.

You should hear some of the shit Gracie says.  Let's not forget his "slumpbuster" story.  Free speech bitches.

[Nacho]

I can't wait until Hernandez starts talking about dead babies.

[fknmclane]

I can't wait until Hernandez starts talking about dead babies.

Shouldn't you be watching Full House, Sally?

[TempoGL]

he prefers Seventh Heaven

[ultimate7]

So it's OK for him to say that women don't belong in the dugout?

[GDavis]

So it's OK for him to say that women don't belong in the dugout?

It's ok for him to say anything he wants.  HE'S KEITH HERNANDEZ!

[Attezz]

So it's OK for him to say that women don't belong in the dugout?

Not neccesarily, however, it's still a non-story, it was a three hour game, so obviously almost the entire story written was taken out of context.

I think ESPN is just upset that Keith Hernandez was talking about the Pads and SNY sports wasn't spending every spare second talking about Bonds and putting up similar graphics about Bonds.

[Gantry]

It took me at least 15 minutes to make the Wallzie Defense pic, I demand praise!

[ultimate7]

It took me at least 15 minutes to make the Wallzie Defense pic, I demand praise!

Nice work

[Gantry]

Thanks!

[TβG]

looks good, wish i would have seen the episode of sp to know what it was about. 

[Bonny]

Why is the fkn massage therapist in the dugout anyway? Whats next, cabana boys?

[Gantry]

I heard this Cabana boy was in the dugout playing cards with Rickey Henderson and Bobby Bonilla during the playoffs:

[JoeDirt]

Classy wallzie post, Gantry...thought of you tonight (not in that way) 'cause I passeda giant sign that read, "ZETTLER HARDWARE." 

...was on the way home from seeing INXS live--does that in itself make me gay?

[fknmclane]

So it's OK for him to say that women don't belong in the dugout?

It's ok for him to say anything he wants.  HE'S KEITH HERNANDEZ!

Exactly.

[Baines]

Classy wallzie post, Gantry...thought of you tonight (not in that way) 'cause I passeda giant sign that read, "ZETTLER HARDWARE." 

I actually passed the same thing when I was in Columbus for the spring game last weekend and meant to post something about it.  On the way home, I also passed Dryden's Dash Thru Carry Out.

[Gerlost]

On Sunday, I passed a tanker truck for Manfredi Motor Transit Co.

[ericdavisfan]

The dairy industry is just as bad as the meat industry.  Ask any mother how they would like to be constantly impregnated from the age of their first period on, injected with hormones, ripped from their child days after giving birth, then as quickly as possible starting the cycle over again until they can no longer produce children.   Once that happens, they are killed... 

I'm quite sure they would rather have never been born than live that life...

Now back to Hernandez, it looks like he has now been reprimanded by  the team

I don't remember the cows complaining

[TβG]

i thought this thread was going to be about special regulations and stipulations regarding one keith hernandez and how to pitch to him or whether or not to sub him out of the line up.

[Big Hath]

and I thought it would be a thread describing the merits of Keith Hernandez and why he doesn't suck