Fantasy RBI Week 11

[fightonusc]

Here is the schedule for this week:

Gantry Division:

The Creamy Pirates (7-3) @ The Nimrods (3-7)
THE Parish State University (4-6) @ The South Arkansas Penis (5-5)

Doverbi Division:

The Fighting Tony Danzas (5-6) @The Poopydicks (6-4)
The Hip Young Popes (3-6) @ The Frank Tanana All-Stars (7-3)

Interdivision:

The Nimrods (3-7) @ The Unholy Legions of Doom (4-6)

Bye:

The OC (6-4)

The new ROM is attached to this message. Stats and standings are available at the Web site.

[fknmclane]

Keep it fair, keep it fair.

[Shooty]

I'm sensing a big upset in the HYP/FTAS game.

[fightonusc]

The Creamy Pirates @ The Nimrods game is now complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[ultimate7]

Spoiler time

[fightonusc]

RECAP:

The Nimrods knocked out 28 hits en route to a shocking 18-8 upset over Gantry Division-leaders The Creamy Pirates in a game played Thursday afternoon at Tengen Stadium,

The Nimrods (4-7) broke the game open with a seven-run third inning punctuated by two-run home runs by Cal Ripken and Gary Gaetti. Gaetti added a solo shot and drove in three runs, while Darrel Evans was 4 for 4 with a home runs and three RBI.

The Creamy Pirates (7-4) looked disjointed, running themselves out of several big innings and hit into three double plays.

GAME BOX:

[fightonusc]

The Fighting Tony Danzas @ The Poopydicks game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

[Gantry]

I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but where do the attendance #s come from? 

[fightonusc]

I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but where do the attendance #s come from? 

The sky...Christ, I just make up a number. I understand that the MLS operates the same way when they announce "sell out crowds".

[Gantry]

I humbly request that you use 24894 as your next attendance figure... 

[fightonusc]

Done. Except not for the Poopydicks game, since the attendance figures are already set.

[fightonusc]

RECAP:

The Fighting Tony Danzas used three-run homers from Harry Spilman and Gary Carter to rout The Poopydicks 11-0 in a Fantasy RBI Doverbi Division game played on Wednesday afternoon at Tengen Stadium. With the victory, The Fighting Tony Danzas (6-6) moved to within a half-game of The Poopydicks (6-5) for the second and final playoff berth in the Division.

Mike Krukow was roughed up early and often for The Poopydicks on the mound. The first four Fighting Tony Danza batter reached base, including back-to-back triples by Davey Lopes and John Morris to start the game. Lopes added a triple to start the second inning, while Morris would follow with an RBI double.

John Tudor threw two innings of three-hit ball to pick up the easy victory.

BOX SCORE:

[Gantry]

Did the poopydicks take Matt Nokes in the 2nd round? 

[fightonusc]

Did the poopydicks take Matt Nokes in the 2nd round? 

No, but Randy Bush was still a steal.

I predicted it last week - The Poopydicks are in trouble.

[Gantry]

Would it be safe to say then that "there is some corn on the poopydicks?"

[ultimate7]

I feel sorry for all the fans that went to that game

[defen]

JOHNNY FUCKING TUDOR JUST SHIT IN MCLANE'S CHEERIOS.

I think in 2 seasons this is the first win I've ever had that didn't go 9 innings.

[fknmclane]

WHAT THE FUCK!

Early reports out of the Poopydick dugout indicate manager fknmclane ordered his entire team to the bar after the Suns victory last night and they pounded beers and jager til 4 in the morning.

[fightonusc]

THE Parish State University @ The South Arkansas Penis game is complete. Game movie is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[fightonusc]

RECAP:

The South Arkansas Penis used seven home runs, including three by Jeffrey Leonard, to power their way past THE Parish State University 22-15 in a Gantry Division game played Monday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.

Parish State (4-7) jumped out to an early 6-0 lead before The Penis (6-5) exploded for five runs in the bottom of the second inning and added two more runs each in the third and fourth innings. A six-run fifth inning was enough to put The Penis in command of the game.

With the victory, The Penis moved to within one game of Division-leaders The Creamy Pirates and within one-half game of the idle The OC for the final playoff berth.

BOX SCORE: