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FINAL TOURNAMENT STANDINGS

CONGRATS TO THE POOPYBUTTS!!

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This is where the tournament stats will be updated:
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PB Poopybutts	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
Tramml	14	0.663	51	1.379	95	63	18	4
CDavis	27	0.707	72	1.772	92	65	9	4
Jacksn	28	0.725	62	1.769	91	66	7	2
Hrbek	22	0.736	51	1.621	87	64	11	0
Lindmn	17	0.709	43	1.384	86	61	7	0
McGee	9	0.600	30	1.118	85	51	11	3
Garner	7	0.654	46	1.123	81	53	17	0
Sntago	15	0.688	54	1.425	80	55	10	2
Pettis	3	0.506	23	0.857	77	39	8	5
ON One-Nut Kruks	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
Gaetti	21	0.716	55	1.716	74	53	7	2
Brookn	19	0.726	49	1.630	73	53	9	0
Dawson	27	0.795	55	2.055	73	58	11	0
GDavis	16	0.757	37	1.571	70	53	9	0
Whitkr	13	0.671	45	1.400	70	47	10	1
Brenly	11	0.592	30	1.113	71	42	4	0
Gagne	14	0.559	36	1.265	68	38	6	0
Rynlds	7	0.540	23	0.984	63	34	7	0
OSmith	0	0.567	13	0.967	60	34	14	5
Gn Generalisimos	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
K.Bass	4	0.606	23	1.015	66	40	7	4
Mtngly	14	0.806	53	1.613	62	50	8	0
Joyner	15	0.714	42	1.603	63	45	9	1
Cansco	23	0.762	57	2.000	63	48	9	0
J.Rice	12	0.754	31	1.377	61	46	2	0
Pndltn	6	0.661	19	1.143	56	37	5	2
Schfld	13	0.679	40	1.500	56	38	7	0
Morris	7	0.636	24	1.164	55	35	6	1
Speier	6	0.574	23	1.000	54	31	3	1

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WS Wrist Slitters	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
Johnsn	4	0.483	12	1.000	29	14	3	0
Brnsky	7	0.963	15	1.926	27	26	5	0
DaEvns	8	0.786	17	1.643	28	22	0	0
JClark	3	0.667	13	1.167	24	16	3	0
Madlck	6	0.583	17	1.583	24	14	6	0
Laudnr	0	0.522	6	0.783	23	12	6	0
Wilson	0	0.542	3	0.833	24	13	3	2
Burlsn	0	0.458	9	0.625	24	11	4	0
J.Cruz	3	0.478	9	1.000	23	11	3	0
SF SkullFuckers	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
EDavis	6	0.643	14	1.464	28	18	5	0
Bell	7	0.571	22	1.357	28	16	1	0
Leonrd	0	0.556	2	0.741	27	15	3	1
DwEvns	6	0.640	17	1.480	25	16	3	0
Wilfng	1	0.750	5	1.000	24	18	3	0
Gedman	2	0.320	6	0.640	25	8	2	0
Grich	0	0.440	6	0.480	25	11	1	0
Yngbld	5	0.652	16	1.391	23	15	2	0
Franco	2	0.542	6	1.042	24	13	6	0
JW Jew	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
Raines	10	0.773	21	1.636	44	34	4	2
Gibson	17	0.705	38	1.977	44	31	3	1
Carter	8	0.721	16	1.395	43	31	5	0
Dwning	7	0.525	21	1.100	40	21	2	0
Spilmn	9	0.692	21	1.462	39	27	3	0
Boone	11	0.575	28	1.425	40	23	1	0
Heath	6	0.675	15	1.225	40	27	4	0
Kruk	4	0.711	14	1.158	38	27	5	0
Knight	6	0.600	31	1.229	35	21	4	0
SL Slim	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
Baylor	6	0.600	12	1.367	30	18	5	0
Boggs	4	0.750	12	1.321	28	21	4	0
Murphy	4	0.679	13	1.321	28	19	6	0
DCincs	8	0.714	25	1.643	28	20	2	0
Shrdan	2	0.536	6	0.857	28	15	3	0
Pucket	5	0.630	17	1.222	27	17	1	0
Mldndo	4	0.536	15	1.036	28	15	2	0
Heep	4	0.481	12	1.074	27	13	4	0
T.Herr	0	0.423	3	0.692	26	11	3	2
fS Tim Burks & the Faux Sox	HR	Avg	RBI	Slug	AB	H	2B	3B
Brett	7	0.645	16	1.516	31	20	6	0
Dykstr	0	0.433	8	0.967	30	13	4	6
Burks	6	0.621	16	1.414	29	18	3	1
Armas	4	0.607	13	1.107	28	17	2	0
Lemon	6	0.571	14	1.321	28	16	3	0
Hndrsn	5	0.500	12	1.077	26	13	0	0
Puhl	2	0.577	5	1.038	26	15	4	1
Hendrk	5	0.708	14	1.500	24	17	4	0
Teufel	7	0.667	19	1.625	24	16	2	0

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Will not start the tournament until Tuesday evening.
If you would like any line-up changes for the tournament, please let me know before then.

Here are the first four series matchups:

1. Slim vs
8.  One Nut Kruks


2.  Generalisimos vs
7.  Wristslitters


3.  Faux Sox  vs
6.  Skull Fuckers


4.  Jew vs
5.  PoopyButts

This is a double elimination tournament where all matchups consist of a best-of-three game series.  The better seed will get home field throughout (Not one playoff team had a losing record in home games during the regular season).

The team that wins the first 3 series matchups will automatically advance to the Championship series.  In the championship, the 3-0 team will need to win 2 games before their opponent wins 4 games (since they will have not lost a series yet).

[GDavis]

May the poopiest butt win!

[ultimate7]

Did 8 of the 10 teams just make the post season?  Or were there only 8 teams?  In any case what kind of socialist league is this?

[Stock]

Did 8 of the 10 teams just make the post season?  Or were there only 8 teams?  In any case what kind of socialist league is this?

Rack's and Atezz's team didn't make the tournament.
I would like to think of this as more of a capitalistic league.  The bottom 20% that cannot compete with the others, simply fade away.

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1. Slim vs
8.  One Nut Kruks

GAME 1

Slim:
Murphy; 6/8, HR, 3 2B, 6 RBI
DCincs; 6/8, 2HR, 2B, 7 RBI
Pucket; 6/8, 3HR, 8 RBI

One-Nut Kruks:
Gaetti; 10/10, 4HR, 3B, 2B, 10 RBI
Dawson; 7/10, 3HR, 3 2B, 5 RBI
Whitkr; 8/10, HR, 5 2B, 6 RBI
Gagne; 5/9; 4HR, 2B, 6 RBI

The number 1 seed cannot handle Gaetti and the One-Nut Kruks in the first game of the series.  Slim falls 51-34 in 9 innings.

GAME 2

Slim:
DCincs; 3/4, 2HR, 6 RBI
Mldndo; 4/4, 2HR (GS), 2B, 7 RBI
Heep; 3/4, 2HR, 4 RBI

One-Nut Kruks:
Gaetti; 3/3, HR, 2B, 3 RBI
Gagne; 2/3, GS, 4 RBI

Slim gets payback in game 2, quickly defeating the One-Nut Kruks 13-23 in 4 innings.
Series is tied 1-1.

GAME 3

Slim:
Boggs; 3/3, HR, 2 2B, 3 RBI
Pucket; 2/3, HR, 2 RBI
Baylor; 2/3, 2B, RBI

One-Nut Kruks:
Gaetti; 3/5, 2HR, 4 RBI
Brookn; 5/5, HR, 3 RBI
Dawson; 5/5, 3HR, 2B, 9 RBI
GDavis; 4/5, HR, 3 RBI

The One-Nut Kruks pull off the early upset with a 23-8 victory in 5 innings.
This is even a bigger surprise since ON was 0-4 against Slim during the regular season.
Slim will drop into the losers bracket and will play the loser of the Jew/Poppybutts series.  The One-Nuts will play the winner.

Series MVP:  Gaetti; 16/18, 7HR, 17 RBI
Dawson also had a good series; 14/18, 6HR, 14 RBI
The wild card in the series may have been Gagne though.  Not sure anyone expected him to hit 6 Home Runs (incl. a Grand Slam).

The series goat:
Baylor;  8/16, 1 HR, 4 RBI-- considering he was one of the top players during the regular season, looks like he kinda choked.
T.Herr was the only player w/ worse stats than Baylor; 7/14, 0 HR, 1 RBI

The next series will be the Generalisimos/Wristslitters.  They split during the regular season.  The Wristlitters will be looking for the second straight upset in the tourney.

[WeatherMatt]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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2.  Generalisimos vs
7.  Wristslitters

The Generalisimos only needed 6 innings to knock the Wristslitters into the loser's bracket.

GAME 1

Generalisimos:
Mtngly; 3/3, HR, 4 RBI
Cansco; 3/3, 2HR, 2 RBI
Schfld; 3/3, 2HR, 4 RBI
Speier; 3/3, 2B, RBI

Wristslitters:
Brnsky; 2/2, HR, RBI
DaEvns; 2/2, HR, 2 RBI
J.Cruz; 1/2, HR, RBI

Generalisimos win 16-6 in 3 innings.

GAME 2

Generalisimos:
Mtngly; 4/4, HR, 3 RBI
J.Rice; 4/4, 2HR, 5 RBI
Pndltn; 3/3, HR, 3 RBI
Schfld; 3/3, 2 2B, RBI

Wristslitters:
Brnsky; 3/3, HR, 2 RBI
DaEvns; 2/3, 2HR, 3 RBI
Madlck; 2/2, 2HR, 4 RBI

Generalisimos win 21-10 in 3 innings.

Series MVP:  Mattingly; 7/7, 2HR, 7 RBI
J.Rice and Schfld had a great series too w/ a combined 12/13, 5HR, 11 RBI.

The goat:  HoJo; 1/5, 0 RBI in the series.

The next series will be The Faux Sox and the Skullfuckers.  They split the season series.

[OctoFranco]

Viva!

Esta bueno!

Si!

El clutcho!

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3.  Faux Sox  vs
6.  Skull Fuckers

GAME 1

Faux Sox:
Burks; 4/4, 2HR, 2B, 5 RBI
Lemon; 3/3, 2HR, 3 RBI
Hendrk; 3/3, 2HR, 2B, 3 RBI

Skullfuckers:
Wilfng; 3/3, HR, RBI
Bell; 2/3, 2HR, 5 RBI
Yngbld; 1/2, HR, 2 RBI

The Faux Sox make quick work of the Skullfuckers in game 1 winning 9-20 in four innings.  Despite Armas going 0/3, the rest of the team picked up the slack, including Dykstr adding 2 tripples.

GAME 2

Faux Sox:
Armas; 6/6, 3HR, 7 RBI
Teufel; 4/5, 3HR, 7 RBI
Lemon; 3/6, 2HR, 4 RBI

Skullfuckers:
Wilfng; 7/7, 2 2B, 2 RBI
EDavis; 6/8, 3HR, 2 2B, 5 RBI
Yngbld; 4/7, GS, 2B, 6 RBI

Armas made up for his 0/3 performance in game 1 with a 6/6-3HR effort.  Every inning after the 3rd, the Faux Sox were within 1 ab of putting the Skullfuckers away via 10-run rule.  However, Burks, Henderson, and Hendrk went a combined 5/17 with only 1 HR and allowed the Skullfuckers to avoid the slaughter rule.  SF put up 14 runs in the 8th and 9th inning while holding the fS scoreless.  SF comes back and wins game 2, 31-23.
Series is tied 1-1.

GAME 3

Faux Sox:
Brett; 6/7, HR, 3 2B, 5 RBI
Hendrk; 5/6, 2HR, 4 RBI
Burks; 5/7, HR, 5 RBI

Skullfuckers:
EDavis; 6/6, 3HR, 2 2B, 6 RBI
DwEvns; 4/5, 2HR, 2 2B, 3 RBI
Bell; 3/6, 2HR, 5 RBI

This was a relatively low scoring game.  However, the Faux Sox were able to squeeze in 28 runs in 8 innings.  That was enought to run-rule the Skullfuckers and take the series.

Series MVP:  Teufel; 9/14, 4HR, 10 RBI.  In a low scoring close series like this, production out of your 9-hitter is clutch.  No way they win the series w/o Teufel.
Burks & Lemon also had a decent series going a combined 22/33, 8HR, 21 RBI.

The goat:  Leonard; although he batted over .600, he had 0 RBIs w/ no homers in 3 games.  You cannot expect to win a 3 game series when your 3-hitter takes a shit.

Gedman also choked big time.  When the batter before you (Wilfng) goes 13/14 with only 1 home run, Gedman has to drive in those runs.  He batted only .267 with 1 HR.

The final series of the opening round will be Jew vs The Poopybutts.  The deck seems to be stacked in favor of Jew.  They will get homefield advantage, plus they took the regular season series 3 games to 1.

[Gantry]

The Poopybutts see an opening with the #1 seed out of there.   I love The Jews, but not until this series is over...

[GDavis]

The Poopybutts see an opening with the #1 seed out of there.   I love The Jews, but not until this series is over...

My prediction?

































PAIN!

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4.  Jew vs
5.  PoopyButts

GAME 1

Poopybutts:
Jackson; 1/1, 3B, RBI
Hrbek; 1/1, 2B, RBI
McGee; 1/1, 2B, RBI

Jew:
Raines; 3/3, HR, RBI
Gibson; 3/3, GS, 2B, 5 RBI
Spilmn; 2/2, HR, 3 RBI

Jew jumps out to a quick lead in the series taking donwn the Poopybutts 2-15 in 2 innings.  Gibson put the cherry on the sundae with a walk-off Grand Slam.

GAME 2

Poopybutts:
CDavis; 5/5, 3HR, 8 RBI
Hrbek; 5/5, 2HR, 2B, 5 RBI
Lindmn; 4/5, 2HR, 5 RBI

Jew:
Raines; 3/3, HR, RBI
Boone; 2/3, GS, 4 RBI
Heath; 3/3, HR, RBI

Gantry must have lit a fire under the Poopybutts' ass after their shitty game 1 performance.  Poopybutts go out in the top of the first inning and score 21 runs.  You would think this would lead to a sure 1 inning game.  However, Jew comes right back and scores 12 runs in the bottom of the first to avoid the slaughter rule.  McGee, Garner, & Sntago start out the top of the second going 0/3.  This created a big opportunity for Jew to come right back into this game, but they instead followed suit with 0 runs.  The Poopybutts put up 11 more runs in the top of the third and that was just too much.  Poopybutts tie the series with a 32-14 victory in 3 innings.

GAME 3

Poopybutts:
CDavis; 1/2, HR, 2 RBI
Sntago; 2/2, HR, 2B, 2 RBI
Hrbek; 2/2, 2B

Jew:
Raines; 4/4; HR, 2B, 3 RBI
Dwning; 2/4, 2HR (GS), 6 RBI
Heath; 2/3, 2 2B, 3 RBI

Poopybutts return to their game 1 form by only putting up 5 runs in the first 4 innings.  Jew took full advantage this time, and ended the game after 4, putting up 17 runs.  Dwning ended the game with a walk-off Grand Slam.
Jew wins both of their games with a walk-off grand slam.

Series MVP:  Raines; 10/10, 3HR, 2B, 5 RBI
Carter went 8/9 with a HR and 2 RBI.  This allowed Downing to get 9 RBIs while only batting .500 in the series.

The Goat:  Pettis; 2/7, 1 RBI.  I would have to say that Tramml was also consumed by the pressure of trying to establish himself as the best leadoff man in the game.  Raines absolutely dominated him in this series.

Don't Blame:  Hrbek; 8/8, 2HR in the series loss.  Unfortunately, the 3 batters following Hrbek only batted .500.


The next series, the 2-1 One-Nut Kruks will take on the 2-1 Jews.  The Jews will get Homefield advantage, but they fell 1-3 in the season series.

[nomaaa]

this just got really interesting.

[GDavis]

JEW-YA!

[Shooty]

The goat:  Leonard; although he batted over .600, he had 0 RBIs w/ no homers in 3 games.  You cannot expect to win a 3 game series when your 3-hitter takes a shit.

Gedman also choked big time.  When the batter before you (Wilfng) goes 13/14 with only 1 home run, Gedman has to drive in those runs.  He batted only .267 with 1 HR.

Maybe its the shitty player controlling the hitters.  Ever think of that, doucebag? [/sour grapes]

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4.  Jew vs
8.  One-Nut Kruks

GAME 1:

Both offenses were terrific in this game.  The Jews averaged 6 runs per inning through six.  However, the On-Nuts went absolutely nuts and ended the game in the 6th inning by a score of 46-36. 

One-Nuts:
Gaetti; 6/8, 2HR, 2B, 8 RBI
Whitkr; 6/8, 4HR, 2B, 10 RBI
Dawson; 6/8, 3HR, 6 RBI

Jew:
Raines; 6/7, 3HR, 5 RBI
Gibson; 7/7, 5HR, 2B, 9 RBI
Spilmn; 5/6, 3HR, 8 RBI


GAME 2

The Jews go down.  It didn't help that Raines/Gibson/Carter started the 1st and 5th innings going 0/3.  The One-Nuts capitalized on this scoring consistently throughout the game and taking game two 22-12. 

One-Nuts:
Brookn; 4/5, 3HR, 6 RBI
Dawson; 4/5, 2HR, 3 RBI
Gagne; 4/5, HR, 2 2B, 4 RBI

I think there is no question that the One-Nuts are for real.  They barely made it to the tournament and now they have knocked the #1 and #4 seeds into the losers bracket.
SERIES MVP:  Dawson; 10/13, 5 HR, 2B, 7 RBI
Brooken and Whitkr also had a great series going a combined 17/26, 9HR, 23 RBI

The Goat: Downing; 4/9, 0 HRs, only 2 RBI-- not the best production from a clean-up hitter.
Don't Blame: Gibson; 9/11, 5HR, 11 RBI in the losing series.

The next series will be the (2-1) Faux Sox vs the (2-0) generalisimos.  The winner will take on the One-Nuts.  The generalisimos appear to have a great advantage winning the season series 3-1 and will have home field.

[WeatherMatt]

TEAM OF DESTINY!

ONE-NUT KRUKS WHAT!!