Official Fantasy RBI World Series Thread

[BDawk]

If they did, I'd take a newspaper article, wipe my ass with it and post it front and center in the Poopydicks locker room

[fightonusc]

Game 3 of the Fantasy RBI World Series is complete. Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[TβG]

i don't believe what i just saw

[fightonusc]

THE OC TAKES COMMANDING
3-0 SERIES LEAD WITH 11-10 VICTORY

For the first two games in the Fantasy RBI World Series, The OC have jumped out to a big lead early, only to see The Poopydicks stage a late-inning rally to threaten. Wednesday afternoon's Game 3 was no different than the first two, and with the same result - The OC held onto to an 11-10 victory over the visiting Poopydicks. With the win, The OC moves one game away from clinching their second consecutive Fantasy RBI World Series title.

"Fucking cock whore bitch titted mother fuckers," said Poopydicks manager Mark "fkn" McLane after the game. "If these sons of bitches can hit so well in the last three innings, why can't they hit like this from the start of the game. Cum dumpster dick shits..."

McLane then went and mercilessly beat Lou Whitaker with a tire iron for 15 minutes as punishment for his 1 for 6 performance.

The OC jumped out to a 6-0 lead, and eventually built their margin up to 8-1 after five innings. However, as has happened frequently in this series, The Poopydicks feasted on The OC's bullpen, closing to within two runs going into the last inning. That gap closed further when Phil Garner hit a two-out solo home run in the ninth. However, OC closer Todd Worrell was able to enduce Paul Molitor to ground out to end the game.

Dwight Gooden had a masterful performance for The OC, giving up four earned runs over 5 2/3 innings pitched. The OC won despite being outhomered by The Poopydicks 8-3. Steve Lake and Candy Maldanado each drove in three for The OC, while The Poopydicks' Don Mattingly homered twice in the losing effort.

[BDawk]

Do I even  need to talk shit here? Open up the Champagne...and shove it right up Mattingly's ass

[TβG]

rafael santana homered against us.  that has to be some major computer aided swinging going on there.  stupid sexy computer. 

the same crappy play happened once to both teams:  runner on third, a ground ball to third base.  the runner comes home and the throw beats him, but before being tagged out, the catcher throws the ball to first too late to get the batter/runner.  i saw it for us first and i was pissed we didn't tag the runner at home, then the next inning the same thing happed to the poopydicks.  at least it was fair both ways.

george bell only went 1-5.  i think the contract out on his life has been putting pressure on him.

[fknmclane]

Fucking cock whore bitch titted mother fuckers

[BeefMaster]

You should take a break from your swearing to remove your players' hands from around their throats.

[fknmclane]

Maybe I'll cut off your balls in the locker room to psyche them up.

[BDawk]

So, mclane, if you want to forfeit the last game and avoid the embarrassment.. That's fine

Looks like I'm the real catalyst for this team repeating. Its hard to win the first, but the real challenge is repeating. You're welcome tbg

[TβG]

So, mclane, if you want to forfeit the last game and avoid the embarrassment.. That's fine

Looks like I'm the real catalyst for this team repeating. Its hard to win the first, but the real challenge is repeating. You're welcome tbg

we're thinking of mandating a weight compliance clause for your gm contract next year.  still interested?

[BDawk]

Tell that to Fernando

[fknmclane]

So, mclane, if you want to forfeit the last game and avoid the embarrassment.. That's fine

Looks like I'm the real catalyst for this team repeating. Its hard to win the first, but the real challenge is repeating. You're welcome tbg

I hope you drown in a pool of your dirty, stinky night sweats.

[BDawk]

So, mclane, if you want to forfeit the last game and avoid the embarrassment.. That's fine

Looks like I'm the real catalyst for this team repeating. Its hard to win the first, but the real challenge is repeating. You're welcome tbg

I hope you drown in a pool of your dirty, stinky night sweats.

That might happen soon

[fightonusc]

Game 4 is completed. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

[fknmclane]

Game 4 is completed. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

fighton has decided to torture me even more today. I hope his smelly, yellow pee makes him pass out and blind.

[TβG]

you should watch the video...

[fightonusc]

POOPYDICKS AVOID ELIMINATION WITH 18-8 VICTORY

Bullpen shuts down The OC to avoid World Series sweep

The Poopydicks avoided elimination in the Fantasy RBI World Series with an 18-8 victory over The OC on Monday afternoon in front of a disappointed crowd of OC supporters on the strength of reliever Bruce Hurst and a feisty offense.

Hurst shut out The OC over the final 4 2/3 innings to pick up the save fo starter Mike Krukow. The offensive hero was Paul Molitor, who was a shocking 5 for 6 with two home runs and six RBI.

The OC's starter Dwight Gooden was roughed up in taking the loss, giving up 11 earned runs in four innings. Andre Dawson had an unusual night, going 5 for 5 but not driving in a run.

BOX SCORE:

[ultimate7]

Uh oh, looks like Doc may have started celebrating a bit too early, that could mean this series ain't over yet.

[BeefMaster]

Uh oh, looks like Doc may have started celebrating a bit too early, that could mean this series ain't over yet.

I thought Gooden was always on drugs... does this mean that he switches drugs when he parties, to something less effective for baseball?