Next RBI draft

[Gantry]

I'm defnitely in, but would since there probably won't be enough spots I'd rather team up with somebody.  I'm down for scoring one game a week and one game a week only... 

[fknmclane]

I'm defnitely in, but would since there probably won't be enough spots I'd rather team up with somebody.  I'm down for scoring one game a week and one game a week only... 

Poopydicks and a Poopybutts combo? What say you, Gantry?

Actually, if Rack gets in, I wouldn't be offended at all if you preferred to team up with him.

[Gantry]

No way, poopydicks & poopybutts have to unite.  Besides, who wants to be on a team with  Rack?  We all know he can't compromise, I'd have to send 4878 emails to talk him out of Matt Nokes in the 2nd round...

[fknmclane]

Okay, then that settles it.   Gantry is now a co-owner and special consultant for the Poopydicks.

[Gantry]

First order of business - hiring Dennis Green as our end-of-game coach and Neil Rackers as our closer...

[fightonusc]

OK, here are the 10 teams we had last season. If you haven't yet, owners let me know if you are interested in playing for this upcoming season. The sooner the better, so I can open things up for the new people.

In:

The OC (TBG & BDawk)
The Poopydickbutts (fknmclane & Gantry)
The Nimrods (U7)
The Frank Tanana All-Stars (Shooty Babbit)
The South Arkansas Penis (Ryno/Bonny)
The Hip Young Popes (Gerlost)
Team AttaRack
The Nacho Project
G-D AVIS
GoReds & TBT

Out:

The Creamy Pirates (fightonusc)
The Unholy Legions of Doom (Beefmaster)
The Fighting Tony Danzas (defen)

Waiting to Hear Back:

THE Parish State University (Baines)


Depending on the amount of people interested, I might consider making all teams be run by two people, which should create lots of drama and make the draft run quicker (more people around to make picks). Would anyone be violently opposed to that?

[ultimate7]

I'm in

[BDawk]

I'm in

Nobody wants to be your teammate

[Reds]

TBT and I are in talks to compete as team....so watch out...

[Mr. Blubbo]

I'm in.  I would be partners with Gantry, but fuck him in his ass.   I wouldn't partner with that shithole even if his shithole was the last shithole on earth.  I wouldn't be opposed to partnering with Attez however.

[fightonusc]

A Rack/Attezz team might just blow my mind. I'd like to see it.

[GDavis]

I'll tag team with someone if they want a partner.  Well, anyone except for ultimate.

[Nacho]

I'd like a piece.  I've never played fantasy RBI.

[Shooty]

The Frank Tanana All Stars will be returning to avenge their shitty playoff performance.  If someone wants to act as a puppet (i.e. I get to stick my hand up your ass) to my behind the scenes string pulling, I'll take on a partner.

[defen]

I'll give up my spot, I've been in the first two but it's time to let other people have some fun drafting shitty pitching and underachievers.

[fightonusc]

Four teams definitely coming back, with three teams still TBD. That means a minimum of three new spots available. I think that with the response so far, it might make sense (and be fun) and have each team be a two-person operation. So think about that and try to figure out if there's anyone you want to join forces with (it could even be three or more people if you wanted).

Baines is the exception to this - he can only run his team by himself, what with his lack of alliances.

[ultimate7]

I could team with Nacho so that our team name could be the CommieHitlers

[Mr. Blubbo]

I could team with Nacho so that our team name could be the CommieHitlers

You guys would be a great match, but your team would suck ass because all your baseball players have the same exact stats.  No one would be better than the other and therefore everyone would suck equally.

[ultimate7]

No way, we'd get all the Cubans and kick your ass

[fightonusc]

Unless someone drafted Dark Side, then he's steal two bases a game against you.