There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

[ultimate7]

my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.

Seriously, your sister in law won't be coming to your wedding, that's BS.

[moses]

first Fighton's broad, now Miked and my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.


Come on guys, I mean, I know I'm dirtball skumbag but it's my f'ing wedding for chrissake. I'm not not going to be hitting on any of your chicks. They can come to the wedding and I promise not to harrass any of them.

This is why i am not coming. I do not want you harrassing my girlfriend she is pure and innocent. The likes of you and MikeD may make her go straight again.

[rdub]

my bro sent me an email last week saying his old lady can't make it either.

Seriously, your sister in law won't be coming to your wedding, that's BS.

she's an ugly cunt and I hate her so its not that much of a loss. Plus she's totally anti-social and she clings to my brother's side at all times and throws a shit fit if, on the rare occasions that i see him, we want to off to a bar and have a drink and catch up or something.

also, no one in my family likes her but no one will admit it except me and everyone in the family talks about how I need to be nicer to her but fuck her, i haven't spent 5 minutes alone, hanging out with my brother in 5 years since they've been married.

[Mike D.]

Can we get a list of Dee-Nee attendees to RDubs wedding?

[nightwulf]

Can we get a list of Dee-Nee attendees to RDubs wedding?

I'd like to see the "official list" too.

[rdub]

MikeD
Gantry
Nighwulf
former member J-train
Gerlost
Jameybaxter
Fighton
TBT
Go-reds
Strassy
Guest "X"

[nightwulf]

That's it?

[Mike D.]

That's it?

Guest "X" counts as 30 Dee-Nee'ers.

[rdub]

who were you expecting?

[nightwulf]

At a bare minimum, Ami.

[rdub]

after that thread, there's a little bit of Ami in all of us.

[Mike D.]

And a little bit of us in Ami.

[rdub]

At a bare minimum, Ami.

I totally agree. My fiancee is such a bitch, only allowing me to invite 10 internet friends, half of whom I've never met in my life, all of whom will cost my future father in-law roughly $1000 to feed and entertain.

[nightwulf]

I totally agree. My fiancee is such a bitch, only allowing me to invite 10 internet friends, half of whom I've never met in my life, all of whom will cost my future father in-law roughly $1000 to feed and entertain.

It'd cost way more than $1000 to feed Ami.

[Gantry]

Zing!

[ami]

Dont forget a plate for the baby.  it has rdub's lips and miked's shoulders

[Flood]

I would love to be MikeD's or fighton's date....any takers?

[Mike D.]

I would love to be MikeD's or fighton's date....any takers?

You can be mine.  ALLLLLLL mine.

[Reds]

seriously, is Michael Winslow going to be there?

[rdub]

I would love to be MikeD's or fighton's date....any takers?

You can be mine.  ALLLLLLL mine.

this needs to happen.