There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

[rdub]

i don't know if i mentioned it but i have thursday and friday off also, on sunday, opening game for the cards, they block off a big part of the city and have a big ass block party, you might want to get the late check out from your hotel and check this out.

also, friday night is already planned for everyone. there is a bar 200 feet from the restaraunt where Mike, Gerlost, Jameybaxter and J-train and myself will be having the rehearsal dinner. you gentlemen are to make your way to said bar and have the buckets of beer and jagerbombs ready as we will head there the moment the dinner is over.

[Gantry]

Strassy, when do you get off work?  I'd much prefer to go down during the day, as leaving at rush hour on a Friday from Chicago would really be a worst case scenario.  If we did that it would mean an arrival of about midnight, even later if we get nightwulf.  No chance to get off work?  It's months away...

[Gantry]

Nightwulf - do the math and let me know how much of a detour it is to come get you.  If strassy really can't get off on Friday, I'm leaning towards possibly hitting your place on Thurs night and cutting the trip in half for Friday.  Either that or picking you up on friday afternoon and working a half day.  Nothing personal to Strassy, but I really don't want to wait til Friday evening to make the trip...

[nightwulf]

All times per Google Maps ...

Wheeling to St. Louis - 4 hours 59 minutes

Wheeling to Bloomington - 2 hours 34 minutes
Bloomington to Decatur - 1 hour 4 minutes
Decatur to Springfield - 47 minutes
Springfield to St. Louis - 1 hour 41 minutes
Total - 6 hours 6 minutes

Coming through Thursday night would work. I can open Thursday and be off long before you'd get here. I wouldn't be much fun that night, but there could still be sexy results.

Also note that these times must assume driving the speed limit. I've made it to Bloomington in 45, Springfield in 30 ...

[TbT]

also, and i'm looking at you here TBT, if anyone decides to get us a giant dildo or other such gifts, make sure you clearly mark NSFW on the card and on the wrapping.

I don't want to hand the card off to the parents or whoever else is in the room recording names for thank you gifts, meanwhile the giant porcelain dildo is already unwrapped before anyone reads "hey rdub, don't open this in front of everyone"

NSFW?  Not safe for weddings?  i never give those gifts for weddings, but its funny cause everyone suspects that i will.        

[JoeDirt]

Why the F would we tell you to not open something like that in front of everyone?  That's what makes it so funny...

[TempoGL]

i will try and use a personal day for that friday.  it may be tough because that is the week that northwestern kids go back to school, so i will be busy...stupid private schools and their "quarter" system.  they should use semesters like a real college.  also, the white sox home opener is the monday after rdub's wedding, i was hoping to use a day for that.  maybe i can use 2 vacation days?  i'm going to see what i can do.

[rdub]

do it for me Strassy.

[Flood]

Strassy sounds like a whiny beeyotch

[fightonusc]

Strassy sounds like a terrible date - I don't think he'll be putting out that night.

[rdub]

he better bring some god damn scones for everybody.

[TempoGL]

Strassy sounds like a whiny beeyotch

who is more of a whiny beeyotch?  the man who may have trouble getting off work early to attend a friday night drunk-fest...or the man who can't even muster enough testicular fortitude to go to the wedding at all?

where's that checkmate picture?

EDIT - just realized that flood is going to go now after all.  a whinier beeyotch is me.  i'm thinking i can make it happen, though.  and by "it" i mean titty fucking fighton while getting my bunghole tongued by MikeD.

[Mike D.]

Actually, CurtFlood is going.  I booked him a room, and my flight is all set!  I arrive at 10:50am on Friday the 30th!!

[JoeDirt]

Ohio State (a public university) is on quarters...PUNK.

[TempoGL]

OSU sucks

[JoeDirt]

Awesome come back.

[TempoGL]

o'doyle rules?

[Gerlost]

Does peoples needs pickings ups froms the airports?

[rdub]

Actually, CurtFlood is going.  I booked him a room, and my flight is all set!  I arrive at 10:50am on Friday the 30th!!

your choice of flights sucks. How are we going to get in 18 holes of golf and take the Budweiser brewery tour and still get back in time for the rehearsal dinner. fix it!

[Mike D.]

This flight happens to leave at 6am AZ time, it's the earliest one out of Sky Harbor.  So eat shit and die.