There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

[rdub]

i just like the expression and plan on adding it to my lexicon.

[TbT]

I was thinking of being the Dee-Nee "DD" on fridaynight of this shindig.  Meaning i fully expect ganty to not be his usual "senisble while out drinking" self, so he can get 100% shit canned.

[Nacho]

I can just imagine a jealous Gantry screaming "I don't like your tone!" at the priest moments after he tells rdub "You may now kiss the bride."

[rdub]

I blew the the cover off both double secret guests within 5 minutes of being handed my first drink.

[Nacho]

So who are they?

[fknmclane]

The two whores who stole rdub's $300.

[fightonusc]

Lisa and her dad.

[rdub]

Lisa's Cunt and Her Cunt's Cunt

[fightonusc]

Lisa's Cunt and Her Cunt's Cunt

I think Her Cunt's Cunt is bringing its gaminess as a date.

[JoeDirt]

So who are they?

[Flood]

so....what time are we all meeting in St. Louis friday night?

[fknmclane]

Did I mention that I hate all of you yet?  No?  Well, fuck each and every one of you.

[rdub]

so....what time are we all meeting in St. Louis friday night?

the rehearsal dinner is at 7 and will probably last until 9 or so. I would expect Dee-nee'rs staying in the same hotel to congregate at their hotel that evening/afternoon, wait for everyone to check in, meet up with dee-nee'rs from the other hotel, grab some grub at one of the eateries near the hotels and then do a caravan out to Webster Groves to go to Crossings (the bar). You guys could also just eat there if you want, foods not too bad.

I called the bar today and asked them about reserving some tables or a section for us but they wanted me to pay for it so they can lick my nuts. My last count, there will be at the very least 15 of us meeting up friday night to wish farewell to my bachelorhood.


....also if you want to hire hookers to dildo each other back at the Hampton Inn, I could make myself available.

The fiancee is staying with her girlfriends that night at another hotel so I can get as stupid as I want. We don't have to be at the church until 2pm the next day and you other fuckers don't need to be there until the actual wedding at 4.

[Gerlost]

And I'm still available to pick people up from the airport if needed.

[broiler]

And I'm still available to pick my butt and eat it if needed.

[Gerlost]

Hey... I don't eat it!

[TbT]

And I'm still available to pick people up from the airport if needed.

once i get into town i'll park my car at the airport, and have you come get me.

[broiler]

once i get into town i'll park my car at the airport, and have you come in me.

[Gantry]

I was thinking of being the Dee-Nee "DD" on fridaynight of this shindig.  Meaning i fully expect ganty to not be his usual "senisble while out drinking" self, so he can get 100% shit canned.

Since Gerlost ins't a drinker, I don't think he'll have DD issues on Friday.  I'm a rather sedate drunk, so you don't see me too crazy anyways...

[Gerlost]

I'll be DD provided rdub let's me drive the Jag.  And I know he will.