There Will Be A Double Secret Guest At My Wedding

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Flood

Quote from: Darky on 01/13/16, 09:36:57 PM
I now wipe my ass after every time I take a piss

rdub

Goreds err..Jim..I just need your last name to complete my list.

BeefMaster

You should give them all aliases like "I.P. Freeley" and see if the fiancee notices.
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fknmclane

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Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/08/07, 09:53:14 AM
I'm taking it to PM

Shut up, Mr. Poopypants. 

editreal name of CurtFlood removed to protect the innocent.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

Reds

Commodore Jim Vogel the fifth....of the Stuttengart Vogels.


Thats how mine shoudl read in full...
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

JoeDirt

fiancee: "Honey, what are the names of your internet friends you just had to invite?"

rdub: "Uh, lessee, GoReds, Gantry, Strassy, Nightwulf..."

fiancee: "No, dumbass, I mean their real names."

rdub: (pause)

fiancee: "They do have real names, right?"

rdub: (pause)

fiancee: "Dammit, rdub."

rdub: "The Chiefs are fucked if we trade Trent Green."

fiancee: (leaves the room in disgust)
Quote from: BDawk on 10/10/07, 08:16:42 AM
The dee nee tard mixed in with gantry looks a little bit like TBT

fknmclane

Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

rdub

no it was more like

fiancee: You have a friend named Nightwulf?

rdub

Hey Gantry, you know how you hate buying shit off gift registries? How about you throw together a desk top PC with some of the spare shit I know you've got laying around. I'm about ready to snap my the fiancee's toshiba laptop in half. I now have to use a butter knife or similar object to open the disc drive.

Reds

Hey dub....

we're only like sixteen days away...booyah!!!!!!


And how about someone pm me about getting some directions to something...

I can probably be in town anytime around noon or later....most likely I'd like to arrive around 2 oclock...and seeing as I've never driven St Louis before, I'd like to have plenty of time to find where I needs to go to meet everyone up...
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

Gantry

GoReds - did we discuss the possibility of you meeting up with me/Strassy on Thursday and taking the sexy route to the land of nightwulf/homer? 



Gantry

Quote from: rdub on 03/13/07, 10:21:04 AM
Hey Gantry, you know how you hate buying shit off gift registries? How about you throw together a desk top PC with some of the spare shit I know you've got laying around. I'm about ready to snap my the fiancee's toshiba laptop in half. I now have to use a butter knife or similar object to open the disc drive.

Could be doable, but it all depends on what I got lying around.  Do you have a monitor?  Wireless internet or a router of some sort? 

nightwulf

Quote from: Gantry on 03/13/07, 06:13:20 PM
GoReds - did we discuss the possibility of you meeting up with me/Strassy on Thursday and taking the sexy route to the land of nightwulf/homer? 

Wait, is that the plan?

As it stands, I don't have Thursday requested off, so I'd have to work. I generally close on Thursdays. This may not be a problem though, since there's nothing to do in D-town. I figure Strassy can relieve his perma-boner for Bloomington and we can meet up at night.

Gantry

I can't really remember the plan, but if Strassy/myself came on Thursday it would be after work.  Looks like 3-3.5 hours to your place, so that is definitely doable even if you work still the late evening...

I guess it depends everyone's schedule.  The quickest trip to bonertown would be GoReds meeting Strassy/myself in Chicago and driving out to your on Thursday night. 

Chime in folks!


rdub

Quote from: GoReds on 03/13/07, 05:46:59 PM
Hey dub....

we're only like sixteen days away...booyah!!!!!!


And how about someone pm me about getting some directions to something...

I can probably be in town anytime around noon or later....most likely I'd like to arrive around 2 oclock...and seeing as I've never driven St Louis before, I'd like to have plenty of time to find where I needs to go to meet everyone up...

i would imagine mapquest from your place to the hotel should get you most of the way there. I'll get youcan'tbeatmyboston to get you guys some directions for Friday afternoon/evening. he should also be able to get you to crossings on friday night.

TbT

Quote from: GoReds on 03/13/07, 05:46:59 PM
And how about someone pm me about getting some directions to something...

sorry dude...i'll hunt down all my info in the PM i got and send it to yah.
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Reds

Quote from: Gantry on 03/13/07, 06:13:20 PM
GoReds - did we discuss the possibility of you meeting up with me/Strassy on Thursday and taking the sexy route to the land of nightwulf/homer? 





Probabaly not the best idea for me....as it would be a four hour trip to Chi, and then come back south all the way to St L.  Or a five hour trip straight there from my house...Looks like I'll be taking 64 I think to get into town....
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

TbT

Jim...

Hampton Inn St. Louis-Downtown (Union Station)
2211 Market St, St. Louis, Missouri, United States 63103
Tel: +1-314-241-3200 

your name is also on the room reservation if you arrive before me.  check in is 3 pm.

my plan is to stay in southern Iowa thursdaynight, so there should be no reason that i wont be in st louis hunting down a cd store or what have you by noon or 1pm.  the room was $115 a night. i'll ball park taxes and such to about $120 cost for each of us.
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TbT

this wedding means new dress clothes.....booya! 

i remember seeing a pair of black dress pants w/ pinstripes a while back...i was plenty enamoured by them at the time, but did not purchase.  i may look for them this weekend.  the thing with em is i assume you'd need just a plain solid shirt/no pin stripes to go with em.  the last plain solid i got was the solid grey shirt with striped tie, and once i got it on  i wasnt nuts about it.   :(

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rdub

you can go stripes but they have to run perpendicular to the pant stripe